Western Threat
Home Up Spring Affair

 

 

THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY

CHAPTER forty SEVEN:

WESTERN THREAT

Written by Rick Archer 

 

 
 

FEBRUARY 1979, the disco years

THE MYSTERY OF GILLEY'S
 

 

Back in the ancient days of Camelot, the peace was disturbed by disquieting tales of coastal raids conducted by Vikings and Danes.  Modern Camelot was no different.  At this very moment, Disco Dancing was being threatened by a barbarian race known as "Rednecks" and "Kickers".  I learned this news from Joanne.  On the Monday following the In Crowd rejection courtesy of Victoria's vicious rumor,  Joanne showed up for our private lesson with smoke coming from her ears.  She was royally pissed off.

"Why do I even bother showing up?  Last Friday no one spoke to me and no one asked me to dance but you.  Victoria's friends have to be the biggest jerks in the world.  Why were they so mean to me?  Do you have any idea what I am doing wrong?"

Actually I did.  I assumed her mistake was somehow related to showing her poorly-disguised affection towards me in public, a gesture that provoked Victoria's neverending wrath every Friday.  Joanne had been good at hiding her feelings for four weeks, but lately she had slipped.  However, I preferred not to bring that subject up, so I tiptoed around it. 

"I am just as much in the dark as you are, Joanne, but I agree you have a right to feel hurt.   Those people are ordinarily very warm and outgoing.  Why they avoided you last Friday upset me too.  I don't know what to say, but I will try to get an answer."

It would take me a month to get to the bottom, but I could already tell something evil was at work here.  I could not for the life of me understand why these people had been so frosty to my friend.  However, I assumed Victoria had to be behind it.  Who else?  Knowing how Victoria felt about Joanne, she was the likely culprit.  Whatever she had done, it upset Joanne badly.

"Well, they may be your friends, Rick, but I know those people ignored me deliberately.  I am not going near them again.  To hell with all of them.  I am sick of those snobs."

Joanne wasn't all that brave to begin with, so she was understandably upset by the blatant rejection.  The following Friday Joanne did not make her usual appearance at the Pistachio Club.  Victoria was genuinely pleased to note Joanne's absence.  Without Joanne present to wow the citizens of Camelot with her fine dancing, tonight Victoria was the Dancing Queen.  This suited her just fine. 

 

When Joanne returned to the studio the following Monday to help me, I asked where she had been.  "Hey, Joanne, what happened to you on Friday?"

Joanne frowned.  "I went to Gilley's instead."

Gilley's?  My eyes grew wide.  Gilley's was a notorious country-western dance club located near the Houston Ship Channel twenty miles away.  It was rumored to be the Redneck Capital of Texas.  The Disco Superstar at a kicker club?  That was weird. 

"How did you get to Gilley's, Joanne?  Last time I checked, Westheimer doesn't stretch that far."

Joanne gave me a dirty look.  "Ha ha, aren't you funny!  A girlfriend at work invited me to go with her.  I had fun and I danced a lot.  The people there treated me a lot better than your bullshit Disco crowd."

Touché.  I was certain something was taking place behind my back.  Whatever the problem was, it was driving a wedge between us.  Joanne wasn't sure whose side I was on anymore.  Some part of her held me responsible for setting her up for the deliberate snub.  The bitterness in her voice hurt my feelings. 

 

Now Joanne started to cry.  I knew Joanne had been upset, but not to this extent.  Embarrassed, she got up and left before our Monday class started.  Seeing her leave, for the first time I wondered if I was going to lose Joanne. 

Joanne had made a powerful first impression at Camelot back at the start of January.  Since then her excellent dancing had continued to impress people.  However, recently Joanne had lost her confidence because people rarely spoke to her.  It was Joanne's own fault.  Her continued silence had done her in.  The poor woman was overwhelmed by the sophistication of the people around her.  As I have said, my Disco group consisted of successful professionals who conversed fluently.  Since Joanne had struggled to finish high school, the education and knowledge gulf between Joanne and the others was vast.  Joanne listened to their conversation and decided this crowd was way out of her league.  To disguise her insecurity, Joanne kept her thoughts to herself. 

Joanne had several men whom she referred to as her dance partners.  However, whenever she wasn't dancing, she just sat and watched.  Sometimes she sat alone, other times with her two or three dance friends.  She rarely said a word.  Sad to say, Joanne's silence combined with her tendency to frown made people think she was aloof.  This was the origin of Joanne's 'Ice Queen' nickname.

 

Victoria's whispering campaign could not have come at a worse time.  The cold shoulder from the In Crowd struck at the same time she was wondering if it was time to look for a different crowd.  To me, the story of Gilley's plus Joanne's tears indicated she had one foot out the door.  The thought of losing Joanne upset me greatly.  However, I said nothing because she left the studio before we could talk things through. 

Gilley's was a big deal in Pasadena, located 20 miles to the east of downtown Houston.  No one in my group of dance friends had ever been to Gilley's.  Nor had they shown any interest.  Joanne became the first and only person I knew who had ever been there.  Her favorable impression of Gilley's left me feeling vaguely betrayed.  Since Gilley's seemed like enemy territory, her visit struck me as retaliation for introducing her to my rude friends.  Sad to say, I deserved her disdain.

Pasadena is a blue collar industrial town.  Although I had never visited Gilley's, I had driven past it during my days as a social worker.  At the turn of the century, Buffalo Bayou had been dredged and widened to create the Houston Ship Channel.  This engineering feat made Houston the shipping champion of the South.  Since the Ship Channel terminated in Pasadena, this was where the factories were located with all its fumes.  Pasadena was vital to Houston's economy, but their citizens were looked down on by the city slickers as 'lower class', a nasty attitude that surely irritated the residents. 

Pasadena was a good place to work, but a tough place to live.  Due to my social work job, I had visited Pasadena dozens of times.  Lined with smoking refineries, Pasadena was not a pretty place.  The heavy industrial fumes created a pervasive odor.  Due to the transient nature of factory workers, trailer parks and rundown apartments abounded.  The distinct lack of trees, attractive homes and green space didn't help.

Pasadena was said to be populated with rednecks, white trash, and lowlifes.  Sorry to say, there was truth to this rumor.  No doubt there were good people in Pasadena, but my child abuse job exposed me to its substantial dark underbelly.  Keep in mind that child abusers are not the nicest people.  The ones in Pasadena set the low-bar standard.  So far the people I had met in Pasadena were the meanest, most racist people I had encountered.  I dreaded every visit. 

Guess where a lot of my "clients" liked to hang out?  Gilley's.  Based on the description I received from Joanne, Gilley's was a squalid beer joint that fully deserved its reputation as Redneck Mecca.  Gilley's was immensely popular.  Joanne estimated a crowd of well over one thousand people.  The thought of a joint with a thousand redneck cowboys made me shudder.  However, Joanne said she felt right at home.  Not a good omen.

A couple years ago, I had passed by Gilley's after investigating a child neglect case.  Curious, I pulled over to have a look.  Gilley's was a massive ramshackle building covered by a corrugated metal roof.  Capable of holding 6,000 folks, this giant barn looked more like an airplane hanger than dance hall.  The crushed oyster shell parking lot was nearly the size of the Gulf of Mexico.  Based on hundreds of pickup trucks featuring Klu Klux Klan symbols, Confederate flags and gun racks, it was easy to believe the rumors of racism, fighting and drinking. 

Due to my prejudice, I was aghast when I heard about the opening of Cowboy in Houston's posh Galleria area not far from wealthy River Oaks.  The very thought of adding a Kicker club like Gilley's in an area of town that catered to the wealthy elite seemed preposterous.  Having Cowboy just a few blocks from the Pistachio Club was hitting way too close to home.  As long as the rednecks stayed in Pasadena, that was fine by me, but now the enemy was in my backyard.

From what I gathered, the rednecks thought the same thing about Disco dancers.  My crowd didn't like them, they didn't like us.  Kickers and Disco Dancers were avowed rivals who wanted nothing to do with the other.  So why would someone decide to bring a beer joint like Gilley's to our doorstep?  Joanne's decision to visit Gilley's upset me no end because it made me wonder why anyone would put a kicker club like Cowboy in a place where it did not belong.  With Disco hotter than a burning comet, I could not understand what was going on.  Due to my confusion, I had a bad feeling about this.

 


 

 
 

SPRING 1979, the disco years

THE WESTERN TRANSITION BEGINS
 

 

The opening of Cowboy in February shook me up something fierce.  Joanne's visit to Gilley's three weeks later upset me even more.  I was angry to learn that Cowboy had displaced Foxhunter, one of my favorite hangouts.  It was irritating to have this unexplained Western club appear where it did not belong, it was worse to see a popular Disco removed to make room for it.  From the start, I took the appearance of Cowboy as a very bad omen.  History would prove me right.  The opening of Cowboy triggered a massive chain reaction.  Throughout the spring of 1979, Discos in Houston would mysteriously close their doors without warning only to reopen a few weeks later as a Western club. 

Fortunately, most of these flip-flops involved marginal Discos I never visited.  To my great relief, my favorite spots such as Pistachio, élan, and Annabelle's were not affected.  Still, it was weird.  Something very ominous was going on here.  What possible explanation could explain why these Western clubs were springing up like weeds?  Since I wanted Disco to last forever, each time a Disco closed during the Spring, I nearly bled to death with worry.  Lance Stevens had warned me that Disco wouldn't last.  Patricia had warned me that Disco wouldn't last.  Gee whiz, even my own mother had predicted Disco would not last.  They all said Disco was just a fad.  As the appearance of these new Western clubs underscored their warnings, I felt very insecure.

 

I prayed they were wrong.  Did this strange 'Disco-to-Western' transformation portend the dying days of Disco were upon us?  It certainly felt that way.  Since the Big Band Swing Era had lasted throughout the Thirties and World War II, I had hoped the Disco Era would at least stick around that long as well.  Now all of a sudden I was not sure Disco would even last till the end of 1979.  However, there was contradictory evidence.  At the same time those Western clubs began to appear, Disco was thriving here in Houston and the rest of America as well.  I knew for a fact that Disco was still hot in Houston.  I could see it with my own eyes!  I would go Disco dancing and see a packed house.  My Disco classes were huge and Camelot was in full swing.  This raised a serious question.  Since there was no sign of Disco abatement that I could detect, why did these Western clubs keep popping up?

 

These changes were threatening my career.  Will someone please explain what is going on?  Why does a Disco have to die to make room?  Was there some reason why Houston could not have both?  My ignorance of the reason behind these changes made me feel out of control.  I felt lost and powerless on a little Tiki raft.  Swept along by powerful ocean currents, I was buffeted by giant waves beyond my power to resist.  Unless I could find out what was going on, I was helpless to prevent my demise.  The Mystery of it all freaked me out.  Discos that had opened one short year ago to handle the Disco surge were closing and reopening as Western clubs to handle the surge of... what? 

There was no Western Surge.  No one I knew cared about Western dancing.  I am completely serious.  None of my students had the slightest bit of interest in Western dancing.  Therefore this strange development made no sense.  How should I react to these bad omens?  Maybe it was time I started looking for a new profession.  However my heart begged me to hang in there.  No point in jumping ship just yet.  Who knows what the future might hold?

 
 

Rick Archer's Note:  

One of the problems in writing a memoir is to know when to reveal the secret behind the mystery.  The typical rule of thumb is to use chronological order.  That would not work in this case.  I never was able to solve the mystery until I began writing my book in 2013.  Why did it take so long?  Because there was no Internet back in 1979.  

Since this is a complicated book with lots of moving parts, I think the Reader is best served by receiving a partial explanation now.  The C&W Transition took place in the spring of 1979.  Two years later Michael Demarest wrote an excellent article in Time Magazine to explain what was going on behind my back. 

I wish I had known about this article back when the changes occurred, but no such luck. 

 


C&W Nightclubs Riding High


  -- written by Michael Demarest, Time Magazine, 1981

In 1975 Houston had at most a dozen cactus cabarets.  By the time 1981 rolled around, Houston had more than 300, few of which cared to emulate Gilley's Dodge City outlaw style.  They had a better idea... let's copy Cowboy!

This transition started in February 1979 when McFaddin-Kendrick, a Houston-based conglomerate, opened Cowboy, the city's first upscale Twostep saloon.  Following its success with Cowboy, McFaddin-Kendrick went on to launch a national chain of 40 western clubs that mixed country music with disco.

Cowboy's success revolutionized the club industry.  Before Cowboy came along, there was no such thing as a "classy" country place.  It used to be your choice ranged from your standard country dump #1 to your standard country dump #2. 

Prior to McFaddin-Kendrick's daring experiment, no one recognized the market for "attractive" western clubs even existed.  Mixing in Disco music was equally radical.  Who would ever guess you could successfully combine disco and country-western under one roof?  Surely some Texas redneck would shoot a Disco dancer and call it justifiable homicide.

Surprise surprise.  Once Cowboy took off for the moon in typical Space City fashion, everyone else jumped on the bandwagon and opened Cowboy imitations.  The most successful, Fool's Gold and San Antone Rose, were located in affluent Houston residential areas.  Like Cowboy, each club catered to the Gucci gauchos.   Imitation proved to be the most sincere form of flattery.  In the space of six months during 1979, McFaddin-Kendrick permanently changed the landscape of Houston's night clubs forever.

Cowboy, the Country-Western
dance club that started it all

 
 
 
 

 

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