Poolside Revelation
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THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY

CHAPTER SIXTY SEVEN:

POOLSIDE REVELATION

Written by Rick Archer 

 

 
 

Rick Archer's Note:  

I was facing a major crisis.  Victoria was no longer dropping hints about an Affair, she was actively pursuing one.  I was dead set against it, but I had badly failed my first major test on Thursday night.  What would happen the next time she came for me?

It wouldn't take long to find out.  Three days after Moonlight Madness, I was forced to face my next major test.

 
 
 
Sunday afternoon, AUGUST 12, 1979

POOLSIDE REVELATION

 

The date was Sunday, August 12.  Victoria's girlfriend Darya had invited Victoria to visit her in the late afternoon at her ritzy Country Club.  Victoria decided she needed an escort, so she nominated me.  The two women had met in Victoria's dance class back in May.  At Darya's invitation, one Saturday in June Victoria and I had given a Disco performance at the Sugar Creek Country Club.  This event had set the stage for Patricia's demise at Spats two weeks later.

Darya and her husband, a wealthy attorney, had skipped dance classes in July due to travel commitments.  Here in August, they had returned for a new round of dance classes with Victoria.  Unbeknownst to her husband, Darya was having an affair with a man she had met in Victoria's May class.  In an act of extreme chutzpah, Darya's new boyfriend Roberto was currently enrolled in the same August class as her husband.  Darya was quite the operator.  And how did I know this?  Because Victoria liked to talk about Darya.

Like Victoria, Darya was quite the beauty.  When Victoria learned Darya was a former Miss Texas contestant, that opened the door for further conversation.  Victoria had been a beauty contestant as well.  One day in June they met for lunch.  Discovering they were both locked in unhappy marriages, they took each other into confidence.  Darya revealed she was having a torrid affair with Robert, a high school football coach she had met in Victoria's May class.  Victoria gasped.  She had no idea.  Amused by Victoria's befuddlement, Darya said she had been attracted to the rugged, muscle-bound Robert from the moment she met him back in May.  Darya was proud of herself for picking up the football coach right under her husband's unsuspecting nose.  Ha ha, what wicked games we play!  Darya thought it was hysterical that her husband never had a clue his wife had hooked up with a good-looking guy during dance class. 

Perhaps this is a good time to announce there were a lot of things about Victoria I did not know.  For example, I have no idea if Victoria had ever been unfaithful to Michael.  If asked, I doubt seriously she had ever cheated on her husband.   I realize I have painted a picture of Victoria as a racy vixen, but Victoria had struck me as virtuous when we met.  In truth Moonlight Madness was the first time Victoria had ever been sexually aggressive towards me.  Victoria's prior style had been flirtatious with hints and innuendos but never an overt offer or kiss.  Make them quiver, but don't deliver.  Or, to be more succinct, all yak and no sack.

So what changed?  I think Darya had something to do with Victoria's increasing boldness.  One night during July Car Talk Victoria chose to share the details of Darya's affair with me.  When Victoria expressed how shocked she was at the unusual pleasure Darya took in deceiving her husband, I could tell she was sincere.   Victoria did not say whether she approved of Darya or not, but I could tell the woman's aggressive style had affected her.  I think Victoria was surprised to meet a woman more ruthless than herself.  Ever since then, my guess is Victoria's marital problems had rendered her susceptible to some dangerous ideas.  I would not be surprised to discover Victoria had gotten her 'European Romance' ideas from Darya.  The close timing of her lunch with Darya and the European Arrangement at La Madeleine was hard to overlook. 

Victoria concluded her story about Darya by saying I reminded her of the football coach.  Oh really?  I knew Robert.  I had met him once at Camelot.  Robert was an interesting, semi-respectable character who was dedicated to his job.  Sort of like me.  However, Victoria was overlooking one big difference.  I had morals and Coach R did not.  If Roberto Romeo wanted to commit adultery with the glamorous wife of the attorney, that was his business.  Personally I did not like Darya.  She was too aggressive for my taste.  Not only did Darya remind me of Patricia and her man-hunting ways, I believe Darya's wicked ways rubbed off on Victoria.  I could not help but wonder if Darya's continued influence is what had provoked Victoria's Moonlight Madness.

 

In order to arrive at Darya's country club together, Victoria had specified a midway place to meet.  As I drove to the rendezvous point, my mind focused on my narrow escape from Victoria's car three nights ago.  In this game of high stakes willpower, I was determined to avoid crossing the line.  However, what good did it do?  We had come within the slimmest margin of completion.  When I pulled away, only Victoria's panties were left to separate sin from virtue.  I was glad we stopped, but my conscience refused to stop punishing me.  Now I was scared.  If this happened again, I felt helpless to resist her.  Exploring Victoria's incredible curves had felt too damn good; the passion in our kiss had been incredible.  Furthermore, judging by her confident greeting as I got into her car, Victoria apparently had no regrets.  I suspected Victoria knew she had me on the ropes.  In my weakened state, no doubt Victoria would pounce again soon.

When we got to the club, I could see the Über-rich were present with me as the lone exception.  Darya's husband was out on the golf course with his buddies.  I never saw him.  Darya didn't mind his absence one bit.  She much preferred to be with Victoria. 

I was in a very bad mood.  I did not want to be here at Club Swankienda.  I had been bullied into participation, so I was sulking.  I struggled to find a term to describe my status.  I wasn't Victoria's lover.  I wasn't her kept man.  A better term would be her menial.  This afternoon event was the perfect example.  I did not want to go, but Victoria insisted.  So as usual Puppet Boy reluctantly gave in. 

Darya greeted me with a sniff.  No doubt my social inferiority was apparent.  She probably noticed the leash of subjugation around my neck as well.  It was humiliating to constantly be under Victoria's thumb.  I felt like I had lost my backbone.  If Victoria somehow lured me across the Forbidden Line, I would be stuck with her forever.  

 

Around 4 pm the women decided to go outside and relax by the pool.  Leaving to don bathing suits, I said I would meet them by the pool.  Since it was late in the day, the pool was deserted.  The nearest person was thirty feet away when Victoria walked up.  Victoria made sure I was looking as she casually disrobed.  At the sight of her incredible figure, I trembled anew.  Considering the level of my hostility, one would think my better judgment would win this particular battle.  Such was not the case.  I knew the woman had a great body, but the sight of her in a swimsuit was even more unsettling.  Her bathing suit reinforced the memory of her ultra-thin waist and perfect breasts.  Mesmerized by her figure, I became so aroused that I had to relocate lest Victoria notice her embarrassing effect on me.  Telling Victoria I was taking a nap, I discretely moved to a lounge chair eight feet away and tried to calm down.  The women didn't care that I had isolated myself.  In fact, I think they preferred it that way.  I could tell by their giggles how much they enjoyed each other's company.  Other than a waiter who drifted by periodically to refill their pink daiquiris, there was no one to bother them.  As for me, I wasn't drinking.  Not in the mood.

Victoria's poolside striptease had quite an effect on me.  I was very upset by my sudden arousal.  It served as a poignant reminder the degree to which this stunning woman had my number.  Irritated by my weakness, I sat there feeling sorry for myself under a giant umbrella.  Staring out at the deserted swimming pool, eventually my ardor cooled and I felt a semblance of self-control return.  I shook my head in despair.  Three nights had passed since Victoria and I kissed in her car, but the shame refused to leave.  I had no answer for this woman.  I could not believe I had finally given into temptation.  The touch of her body aroused so much passion that I had come close to violating my oath.  I was appalled at how quickly I had fallen apart.  Once my desire kicked in, my conscience went flying out the window.  I took a long, deep breath, then let out a sigh.  If Victoria ever came at me like that again, I doubted I would be able to resist.  I felt completely defenseless.

I recall wishing there was some way I could regain my self-control.  At that moment, a surprising thought crossed my mind.  I recalled how my father's affair had led to my parents' divorce when I was 9.  I had not thought about his Affair in quite some time.  It was funny how that particular memory returned at such a key time.  It was almost like the thought had been placed in my head.  The recollection helped me understand why I had so much negative energy about Affairs.  A sick thought crossed my mind.  I wondered if my father's secretary had a body to match Victoria's.  If so, maybe now I finally understood my father's ill-fated decision. 

 

It was a bad marriage to be sure.  My parents had been a total mismatch.  My mother came from a wealthy home.  She was a plain, unattractive woman who did not take care of her figure.  In addition, Mom had a smart mouth she used to needle my father.  My father was a handsome man who came from poverty.  Seeing Mom as meal ticket to a college education, he offered to marry her.  She dropped out of college to pay the bill while he got his degree.  My father began as a salesman for electrical equipment.  Later he designed electrical systems for giant cranes.  It did not take long for management to realize Dad was a genius.  As his career took off, Dad got cocky and cast the roving eye.  His sexy secretary answered the call.  Once things got hot and heavy, my father decided he wanted a divorce.

Age 9 at the time, I was really struggling in school due to the tension at home.  I was the worst behaved kid in my Fourth Grade class.  I constantly acted out and talked back to my teacher.  I made at best average grades because I rarely paid attention.  At least once a day I fought war battles on scratch paper.  One day it was tanks and jet fighters.  The next day it was flying saucers.  Then came the dinosaurs.  To the exasperation of my teacher, I would sit at the back of the room making muffled sound effects.  I assumed no one could hear me, but I was wrong.  I was a giant nuisance. 

Finally my teacher laid down the law.  Any more noise and she would call my parents for a visit to the principal.  After her warning, I brought books on Greek Mythology to class and spent my time in the back reading.  My teacher didn't care because at least it shut me up. 

 

Let's face it, I was a seriously troubled kid.  Seeing her only child struggle badly in school broke my mother's heart.  On the advice of her psychiatrist, Mom was convinced my best chance was to attend a private school that would challenge me. 

Dad, a notorious spendthrift, immediately objected.  That forced Mom to play her trump card.  "You want your divorce, Jim?  Pay up or I'll make things messy for you with your mistress.

Basically my mother blackmailed my father into paying tuition to my elite private school for three years.  I was doomed to pay a heavy price for the privilege of attending my elite private school.  Dad had been a caring father up to that point, but once the home-wrecking secretary came along, he pretty much abandoned me.  I saw him for lunch a couple times a year and that was the extent of it.  He never called me and I was not permitted to call him at home or work.  My mother had a nervous breakdown and left me to fend for myself much of the time. 

Make no mistake about it, my father's Affair ruined my life.  I had spent the past 20 years trying to overcome the damage caused by his abandonment.  It is a father's duty to teach his son how to deal with criticism and how to stand up to bullies.  Oh, well, so much for that.  As my saga has made clear, my inability to relate to the wealthy students at St. John's caused profound problems in later life.  Lacking any sort of parental guidance, the rich kids at the school bested me in one social situation after another.  With a wacko mother and non-existent father, I faced dilemmas at school without guidance or encouragement.  My problems prevented me from developing the social skills necessary to charm pretty girls, make friends, and deal with authority.  Unable to cope, I developed feelings of inferiority and turned into a loner.  I speak frequently of my Epic Losing Streak.  This is how it started.  Thanks, Dad.   

 

Imagine what it was like to spend nine years being the underdog at St. John's.  Every day of my childhood was spent going into battle with the most privileged kids in the city with one hand tied behind my back.  No wonder I lacked confidence.  Darya's haughtiness reminded me of all those rich kids who contributed to my sense of social inferiority.  No wonder I was in such a bad mood here at the country club.  Those sad memories were sobering thoughts as I wrestled with my desire.  Victoria had a small child.  Did she have the slightest idea what an Affair would do to her daughter?  I would not wish my childhood Fate on any kid and certainly not on little Stephanie.  I would detest myself if I repeated my father's mistake.  However, that was exactly the direction I was headed. 

Let me be clear about something.  Although Victoria was the aggressor, I was far from pure.  No matter how much I disliked this woman, on Thursday night my lofty morals had turned to mush when Victoria got too close.  As I sat alone by the pool, my libido and my conscience were engaged in a serious wrestling match.  My heart wanted to do the right thing, but my body disagreed.  My desire was so strong that I felt helpless to resist if Victoria got too close.  I knew we would be alone again later tonight.  I could not bear the thought of letting Victoria win this test of wills, but right now I felt like a fish on a hook being reeled in. 

 

At that moment, the oddest thing happened.  My ears perked up when Victoria and Darya's conversation drifted onto the topic of sex.  Victoria and Darya were having a grand time.  Laughing their heads off, no doubt their steady supply of daiquiris contributed to the merriment.  The girls were getting royally drunk.  To be honest, Darya was so drunk I think she forgot I was even there.  Out of sight, out of mind.  Nor did she care.  Since Victoria had told Darya I knew about the affair, she had no reason to be on guard.

Since the girls had no idea how loud their voices were, I had no trouble overhearing the risqué chatter that followed.  The moment Darya began talking about her affair with Robert, I became privy to a highly indiscrete conversation. 

Giggling and highly amused, Darya revealed that several women at this club were having affairs.  Apparently having an affair was the thing to do among these bored and pampered women.  Darya made it sound like it was a status symbol for women of leisure to take a lover.  I was shocked to hear Darya laugh so casually about cheating on her husband.  Darya's words dripped with contempt any time she spoke of the man.  This was all just a game to her. 

I had never heard a more cynical description of the joys of fooling around.  Darya's jaded comments about adultery upset me greatly.  Given my values, it was disgusting to hear that marriage was such a joke to this spoiled, over-privileged winner of the genetic lottery. 

 

Perhaps I was overly idealistic about the institution of marriage, but I believed in one man and one woman uniting together to create a family.  Call me naive, but I believed in commitment where spouses look out for one another and face life's challenges as teammates.  I also believed marital fidelity was the absolute foundation of trust.  Consequently it was tough to hear how hilarious it was for Darya to fool her husband.  I had no idea what the man had done to deserve this unfaithful wretch, but I felt sorry for him. 

Meanwhile Darya was relentless with the smart-ass remarks.  It was so sexy to have her horny football coach available to do her bidding.  All Darya had to do was whistle and Coach Robert would run panting to her bedside like a dog in heat.  Darya guffawed loudly as she told Victoria how lucky she was to have a big stud to satisfy her.  Darya used sound effects to describe her earth-shattering orgasms... "oh yes, oh yes, faster, faster, don't stop, oh my God I'm gonna come!"

Darya was so biting with her catty descriptions that Victoria could not stop laughing.  "Oh, Victoria, I don't know what I'm going to do.  Marriage might be a fine institution for some people, but I'm not ready for an institution."  As Darya bragged on and on about her football coach lover, I was reminded of my suspicion that Victoria's recent boldness might have something to do with Darya's encouragement.  I wondered if Victoria's strong pursuit was a way to keep pace with her naughty girlfriend.

I was angry.  Darya's racy conversation had touched a very raw nerve.  How could I forget how Vanessa's cheating six years ago had caused the greatest heartache of my life?  As Fate would have it, only two short months ago I had been treated to the spectacle of Patricia's revolving door of lovers at her apartment.  Now I had Victoria's Moonlight Madness to haunt me as well.  I half-suspected Darya had put Victoria up to it.  Did Victoria really want to turn out the same way as Darya?  Previously we had never touched beyond dancing or a brief hand hold, so what else could explain Victoria's unexpected lunge into my arms?  Always the competitive one, what better way to score points with this rich bitch than a matching love affair with the Playboy dance teacher?  No doubt at their next poolside chat, Victoria could share stories of panting breathlessly in the seat of her car.  For that matter, why wait till tonight?  There was a convenient cabana next to the pool for changing clothes.  Who knows, one more drink and she might just lure me over there. 

Irritated, I sneaked a peek at the two women.  Sure enough, Victoria was flush with excitement.  It was written all over her face.  She was licking her lips and had that wild eyed look of arousal.  Noting how Darya's scandalous sex talk had turned her on, I was beyond disgusted.  I recalled the heartache Vanessa had caused with her cheating ways.  It took me four years to get that woman out of my system!  I recalled how Patricia punished me by pursuing other men every time she didn't get her way.  Now Darya was giving my tormentor a pep talk on the joys of fooling around.  Can't anybody be faithful??  After an afternoon of listening to that crap, go ahead and ask me how much trust I had in women at the moment.  Thanks to this obscene conversation, my resolve came flooding back.  Fed up with my audition as Victoria's lover, I promised myself I would do better.  But could I keep my promise?  I had my doubts.

 
 

THE SACRED OATH
 

Unable to get my father's Affair out of my mind, I gave my poolside revelations some serious thought.  In my mind, Victoria had pulled a bait and switch.  She had tempted me with the promise of a serious relationship, but what she really wanted was to compete with Darya for the crown of Miss Adultery.  What was wrong with Victoria?  This wasn't her.  I believed that deep down, Victoria was a decent, moral woman.  I knew her poolside laughter was caused by too much alcohol plus listening to the wrong person.  But was it too late to turn back?  There had been so much build-up of sexual tension, fearing another betrayal by my desire, I was not sure there was any way I could put a stop to this. 

I am going to say something that will offend some people... and I apologize for that... but I am not sure how else to put this.  It is no secret that throughout the ages various priests and church goers alike have known right from wrong, but failed miserably nonetheless.  I am not saying everyone gives in, but over the centuries Temptation has come out the winner way too many times in the age-old battle of Temptation.  Why is that?  I know the answer.  Thanks to my miserable experience during Moonlight Madness, I learned the hard way that passion triumphs willpower with the greatest of ease no matter how much we swear we will never let this happen. 

Chapter after chapter I have stated my determination to resist Victoria, but the moment she threw herself at me in the car, the ecstasy was so powerful I could not help myself.   They always say "use your head, think about it before it's too late", but that is bullshit.  Victoria demonstrated my resistance was useless in the clutch due to overwhelming passion.  However, I will say one thing.  Victoria had caught me off guard.  Would I do better the next time?   Surely there had to be some way to strengthen my resolve. 

That is when a novel idea struck.  What about prayer?  At the time, I could not think of ever saying a prayer before.  If ever there was a time to give it a shot, this was it.  Right there at the pool I put my hands together and prayed to God to release me from temptation.  I told God I did not seek an Affair with Victoria and asked Him to protect me from her immense power of persuasion.  I did not just pray for myself.  I prayed Victoria would come to her senses and reopen her heart to Michael before it was too late.  Her marriage needed to be saved.  Otherwise her daughter might become just as screwed up as me.  I told God I would not wish my childhood Fate on Stephanie for all the gold in the world.  If it be thy will, please release me from Temptation.

 

When I finished, the most amazing thing happened.  I didn't want Victoria anymore.  The temptation was gone.  I had been weak, but now the steel had returned to my conscience.  I thanked the lucky break that had allowed me to listen to the women today by the pool.  Following Darya's conversation, I vowed to put a total halt to any further thought of having an affair with Victoria.  However, that is when something strange happened. 

The moment I told myself I was safe from further worry, a warning entered my mind.  Something told me that no matter how hard I tried to avoid this Affair, I would have it anyway (I swear on the Bible I am not making this up).  It felt like a Premonition.

I shuddered as I thought of Oedipus, the ancient Greek who fell victim to prophecy.  Oedipus had visited an oracle.  That is where he learned of the terrible prophecy that he would murder his father and marry his mother.  Outraged, Oedipus swore to the Gods he refused to fulfill this tragic prediction.  Only one problem... the prophecy came true anyway.

But what about me?  Would my premonition come true as well?  Today I had made a solemn vow never to touch Victoria.  Could I keep my promise or was I just as powerless as Oedipus to avoid my Fate?

 
 

 

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