Opportunity Knocks
Home Up Saturday Night Fever


 

 

MYSTERY OF THE TEXAS TWOSTEP

CHAPTER EIGHT:

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS

Written by Rick Archer 

 

 
 

COSMIC BLINDNESS
 
 

Rick Archer's Note:  

As I said in the Introduction, a major purpose for writing my books is my desire to share the events that led to my unshakeable belief in Fate.  However, rather than tell the Reader what to think, my goal is to encourage people to decide for themselves what to think.  Over the course of my lifetime, I have been the beneficiary of well over 100 unusual experiences.  While there is no way to make an ironclad case for the existence of Fate, many of my 'Suspected Supernatural Events' defy explanation given our current scientific view of Reality. 

My interest in Fate began at age 5.  Recently I had sliced my left eye with the tip of a knife.  It was my own fault.  I had been cutting a piece of rope by pulling the knife towards me rather than away.  Getting impatient, I gave the knife a big jerk and...

A year later my father heard the bad news.  Due to a rare problem known as 'Sympathetic ophthalmia', the damaged eye would need to be removed.  Feeling sorry, my father offered to take me to a carnival.  I could play any game I wanted for an hour, then we would go watch a stock car race at the back of the carnival.  As we neared the race track, I could hear the cars warming up behind the wooden fence.  Just then a sudden impulse caused me to stop in my tracks.  I grabbed my father's hand and begged him to let me play one more game.  At that exact moment a driver lost control of his race car.  The giant vehicle broke through the fence and missed hitting me and my father by three feet.  Twenty feet later the car hit a telephone pole and killed the driver.  When my father attributed our stunning good fortune to the presence of my Guardian Angel, the strangest thought crossed my mind. 

If it was true I had a Guardian Angel, then why didn't my Angel speak up when I was cutting that rope the wrong direction?  My intense curiosity about the invisible angel who protected me one moment, but not the other, sparked a lifelong interest in the nature of Fate.

A series of unusual events during my childhood continued to nurture my curiosity, but not always in a positive way.  One of the great mysteries of life is the capacity of seemingly intelligent people to commit colossal and quite uncharacteristic acts of extreme stupidity.  I have already given a personal example.  My father had warned me not to pull a knife towards my body.  In other words, I knew better.  So why did I forget?  And why did my Angel fail to plant a helpful warning in my mind?  That is when I had a dark thought.  Maybe I was deliberately made blind and stupid because it was my Fate to make that mistake. 

Mistakes are made when the Warning System fails to operate in a person's mind. 

 

Age 13, a vicious infection related to my acne problem caused my face to swell to the size of a balloon.  This attack took place overnight while I slept.  When I awoke, the pain from the swelling was intense.  In addition I looked like a monster.  Any mother in her right mind would have screamed bloody murder and taken her child straight to the doctor.  Not my mother.  She waited four days.  This delay was a serious mistake.  Speed was of the essence.  It took two years to get the acne under control and my face was badly scarred in the aftermath.  It took me twenty years to overcome the psychological damage caused by my mother's profound negligence. 

Due to the seriousness of this life-changing event, I asked myself what would cause a mother who was ordinarily conscientious about my health to make such a catastrophic mistake.  Did someone temporarily remove her common sense?  This was the birth of my 'Cosmic Blindness' theory.  For brevity's sake, I will skip the many observations that shaped my thinking and simply offer my conclusion.  If Fate does exist, then certain events are destined to take place.  Some events will be strokes of good fortune such as the timely impulse that protected me from the race car at age 5.  Other events will present serious obstacles, some of which may cause great suffering such as losing my eye or having my face scarred by acne.  Why would God lead us into suffering?  One possible answer is to teach us something for our own good.  As Nietzsche so cleverly put it, "that which doesn't kill us makes us stronger."  And wiser too.  I have made three terrible, utterly stupid mistakes in my lifetime.  I have never repeated any of them. 

 

If Fate exists, how would it be enacted?  I believe telepathic suggestions are periodically sent to enable our success or to hinder it.  Good ideas and bad ideas.   For example, another blind and quite stupid mistake on my mother's part led to a serious crisis in high school.  Her mistake caused me great suffering.  Fortunately, at the moment of my worst despair, a woman I had never met, but had admired for nine years appeared out of nowhere to restore my hope.  Her intervention was so powerful and so perfectly timed I believed I had witnessed a Miracle.  Unable to find a reasonable explanation for the coincidence that brought this woman to my side, I believed the Hidden Hand of God had planted the idea to visit the store where I worked in this woman's mind.  In other words, 'Cosmic Blindness' had caused my crisis and 'Divine Intervention' had solved it.   Two sides of the same coin.

Over the years I have kept a Supernatural List to keep track of the unusual events that led me to reach my conclusions.  As of 2025, my List contained 120 events.  5 were labeled 'Ultra-Serious', 50 were labeled as 'Serious', and the rest were 'Suspicious'.  Some events were beneficial, some led to misery, and every one of them was way beyond ordinary.

Jennifer made my list as Event #82.  I believed there was a strong possibility that I was 'Cosmically Blinded' as a way to hide Jennifer in plain sight.  The moment Jennifer knocked on my door, I was stunned to see the woman of my dreams standing before me.  Considering how lonely I was, I was perplexed to understand how such a beautiful woman had managed to stay off my radar for an entire month.  Those who believe in Fate are quite familiar with the term 'Timing is Everything'.  It crossed my mind that Fate had deemed it necessary to postpone my awareness of Jennifer until the moment we were destined to meet.

Jennifer's mysterious appearance suggests a nuance.  Cosmic Blindness is not always a bad thing.  It can be used for a benign purpose such as Timing.  It can be used to make people forget things.  For example, forgetting your keys may cause a delay that works in your favor.  However, in its darkest form, Cosmic Blindness can be used to create tragic events by temporarily eliminating a person's common sense at a key moment, i.e. Cosmic Stupidity. 

Mistakes are made when the Warning System fails to operate in a person's mind. 

 

I do not think that every moment of our lives is predetermined.  However I do believe certain events are meant to be.  For example, the specific moment when an important person enters our life is scheduled ahead of time.  There are billions of people in this world, most of whom we will never meet.  But there also important people.  Some are villains, some are mentors, some like Victoria are both.  The important people are scheduled to enter our lives.  For example, there is the Hindu adage, 'The Master will appear when the student is ready.'  If it is true that Jennifer's entrance was 'predetermined', then perhaps my awareness of her existence was deliberately blurred by the Force of Fate.  If my hunch is correct, this would serve as an example of how Cosmic Blindness can be used to create exact timing.

 

Some say a Coincidence is a small miracle where God prefers to remain anonymous.  The problem is that not all Coincidences are created equal.  When it comes to matters involving things we cannot see such as the existence of God and the existence of Fate, there will always be room for Doubt.  Take Jennifer for example.  Do you actually think some odd quirk like not noticing Jennifer for a month was enough to convince me that Fate exists?  Of course not.  The probability was not 'Suspicious' enough. 

Even with remarkable Coincidences, there will still be room for doubt.  However there is something known as 'Cumulative Effect'.  For example, Jennifer's month-long 'Invisibility' is one of three 'Hiding in Plain Sight' stories on my List of 120 Events.  The more times something weird happens, the easier is to develop Faith.  That is why I keep my List of Suspected Supernatural Events.  Just like most people, I can overlook an isolated incident.  All I have to do is call it a fluke and forget about it.  However, when weird things keep happening over and over, my level of 'Doubt' shrinks due to a preponderance of Circumstantial Evidence.  

I do not require that my Readers agree with my belief in Fate.  Nor do I expect my Readers to agree that certain events are Predestined.  Think what you like.  All I want is for you to walk in my shoes and try to see what led me to reach my conclusions.  If you decide I am full of guacamole, that's okay.  I think my stories can be enjoyed regardless of personal beliefs.

We will return to the subject of Cosmic Blindness in future chapters. 

 


RICK ARCHER'S LIST OF SUSPECTED SUPERNATURAL EVENTS

 
   082

Suspicious

Perfect Timing Cosmic Blindness

 1979
  When Jennifer appears out of nowhere to help with the Clear Lake Seven, Rick wonders if his eyes were blinded so this beautiful woman could hide in plain sight for a month. Timing is Everything.
 
   020

Ultra Serious

Coincidence
Lucky Break
Act of Kindness
 1968
  Mrs. Ballantyne fails to notice Rick at SJS for 9 years only to magically appear during the most serious crisis of his life.  The ensuing conversation in the grocery store parking lot gives Rick the hope to carry on.  Deeply unsettled by her unexpected appearance, Rick begins three years of questioning the nature of Reality
 
   016

Serious

Unlucky Break
Cosmic Blindness
 1968
  Rick's Mother forgets about child support, gets blind-sided into buying a house she cannot afford.   As consequence, Little Mexico drives Rick to the point of madness during his Senior year of high school
 
   013

Serious

Unlucky Break
Cosmic Blindness
 1964
  Rick's mother mysteriously fails to take him to doctor following his serious acne attack.  Her delay initiated Rick's Epic Losing Streak with women, a span that would last 20 years.  Many years later this acne crisis would become the origin of Rick's Cosmic Blindness theory.
 
   002

Serious

Coincidence  1955
  A sudden impulse to play an arcade game saves Rick and his father from Death at Stock Car accident.  When his father suggests a Guardian Angel was responsible for that message, Rick's interest in Fate begins.
   001

Suspicious

Coincidence
Strange Accident
 1954
  Rick cuts his eye out by foolishly pulling knife in wrong direction when his mother calls out at the worst possible time.  By coincidence, Rick's father lost one of his eyes at the same age.
 
 
 
 

TUESDAY, September 4, 1979

THE PHONE CALL

 

I spent Monday night at Jennifer's apartment.  After a parting kiss on Tuesday morning, September 4, I raced home.  I was dying to know what Victoria had decided about her marriage during her talk with Michael over the weekend.  When the phone rang at 8 am, I was certain it was Victoria.  However, when I got to the phone, I realized it was my business line, not the unlisted home phone.  That's odd.  Why so early?  Curious, I picked up.  "Hello, this is Rick Archer."

"Good morning, Rick, I am glad I caught you.  I called you yesterday, but I guess you weren't home."

I did not recognize the female voice.   "I'm sorry, ma'am, it's early.  Who is this?"

"This is Sandy." 

Sandy who??  I was exhausted from the long weekend.  It was Jennifer's fault.  Not that I minded. 

"Uh, Sandy, please forgive me, but I haven't had my coffee yet." 

"You don't remember me?  I hired you to teach Disco classes here at the Meyerland Club back in April.  Everyone enjoyed that class so much.  By the way, I called yesterday.  Did you get my message?"

"I'm sorry.  I was out of town and I just got home a few minutes ago."

I fibbed because I was embarrassed to have forgotten Sandy's identity.  When she mentioned the Meyerland Club, now I remembered.  Earlier this year Joanne helped me teach a Disco class at Meyerland.  The class was on Sunday evenings.  It lasted from April to June.  Although the class had ended just two and half months ago, it seemed like a million years.  Apologizing profusely, I asked how I could help.  Another Disco class perhaps?  I crossed my fingers.

Sandy said, "I am calling to say we want you back to teach more lessons starting this coming Sunday evening.  Are you available?"

I smiled.  Just what I hoped for.  As everyone knows, we hear what we want to hear.  I vividly remember my first thought.  'Great!', I thought to myself, 'I know plenty of new Disco moves.

I replied, "That sounds like fun, Sandy.  I would enjoy teaching your group again."

"Can you teach on Sunday evenings starting at 6 pm just like last time?"

"Yes, Sandy.  My Sunday evenings are free at the moment." 

With that, I frowned.  My Sunday evenings were free due to Victoria's Karate Chop at Annabelle's nine days ago.  The distressing loss of Annabelle's was a major reason why I felt Disco would be leaving my life soon.  Hopefully Victoria would leave too.  That would sure make things easier with Jennifer.  Sandy's good news about a Disco class gave me a ray of hope.  This opportunity would be my last hurrah, a final chance to enjoy teaching Disco before the curtain came crashing down.  

(In Hindsight, that Karate Chop became what I refer to as a Silver Lining.  As I keep saying, Timing is Everything.  If I had not been free on Sundays, this conversation could very well have taken a different direction.  But let's not get ahead of our story.) 

 

Sandy quickly replied, "That is wonderful, Rick!  But let's change things up.  For this next class, we want to learn how to Country dance."

I stopped breathing.  Did she say Country???  Oh, no.  I did not see this coming.

Talk about Blind-sided!   My heart sank.  Please don't ask me to teach Country dancing.  Ugh.  Anything but that.  Oddly enough, Sandy's phone call was absolutely the first request for Western lessons I ever received.  Was I excited?  No!  I was horrified!  Filled with disgust, I almost turned her down.  However, a drowning man cannot be choosy.  He grabs whatever life ring is thrown his way.  I hesitated and took a long breath.  I wanted to continue teaching dance more than anything I had ever wished for in my life.  Teaching Country-Western would be a serious downgrade from Disco.  However, looking at it a different way, it would beat returning to my previous job as a child abuse investigator. 

Sensing my hesitation, Sandy interrupted my thoughts.  "You do know how to teach Country-Western Dancing, don’t you?" 

To my surprise, my lips moved without my permission.  "Of course I do!  I like teaching Country-Western!"

Having just told the biggest lie of my life, I went into shock.  Did I really say what I just said??   I felt like some sort of survival mechanism had forced me to say those words against my will.  Thank goodness Sandy could not see me turn red with shame.  Considering how much I despised Country-Western, I could not believe what I had just said.  Was I even capable of pulling this off?  Maybe.  After all, I had done it once before.  Memories of 'Fake it till you Make it' from the early days of Disco Past came flooding in.  If I could find a teacher, sure, I could pull it off.  Ignoring the wave of nausea caused by the thought of teaching Country, I plunged forward.

 

"I am no expert at Country dancing, Sandy, but I am learning [another lie].  Tell me more about what you are looking to do."

Sandy replied that her friends were all abuzz about the new Urban Cowboy movie.  Sandy pointed out it was due to hit the silver screen sometime next year, then added the movie was being preceded by an amazing fashion trend towards all things Western.  At this, Sandy giggled. 

"I've been a bad girl, but I'm not alone.  My girlfriends and I have been unable to resist buying complete outfits from the new western attire.  Now that we have all these fancy new clothes, we have decided our November Gala here at the Meyerland Club needs a country-western theme.  What do you think about that?"

 

What did I think?  I thought Sandy had lost her mind.  To be honest, I had no idea what Sandy was talking about when she brought up the subject of 'new western attire'.  I would later learn the new Fall fashions anticipated a early surge of interest in the Urban Cowboy western theme.  Maybe these gaudy new outfits had something to do with this unexpected interest in Western dancing.  Be that as it may, I was in shock.  Considering how much I despised Country-Western, what kept me from hanging up?  Good grief, I had lied through my teeth to this woman.  But why?  I knew the answer to that.  I was a man who knew he was about to lose his job.  I figured any last-minute rainy day money I could get my hands on would help during the tough times ahead.

"Sounds like a good idea, Sandy.  Country-Western dancing is definitely the coming thing."

"Yes, exactly!" Sandy exclaimed.  "Doesn't a country-western class sound like fun?"

Fun?  About as much fun as a funeral.  Hmm, maybe it will be my funeral.  Feeling a potential heart attack coming on, this phone call might just be the death of me.  Cause of death... Urban Cowboy.   Oh my God, my worst fears are finally here!  Now that the menace of Urban Cowboy was knocking on my door, I felt sick.  I already hated this movie way more than I had ever hated anything in my life and it had not even been released yet.  I groaned at the thought of all the misery headed my way.  

Realizing I was lost in thought, Sandy got impatient and resumed.  "Someone suggested we best get a head-start on the dancing, so that's why I am calling you.  Do you like to teach Country?"

I paled at her question.  Damn it, Sandy had me pinned with that one.  I swallowed hard and offered a half-hearted endorsement.  "It's okay.  I will miss Disco, but I'm getting used to Country dancing just like everyone else."

Stupid of me to hedge.  Sensing my reluctance, Sandy pounced.  I recall her next words clear as day.

"Are you sure you know how to teach Country Dancing?"

I swallowed hard.  If I hesitated again, I was dead.  It was now or never. 

"Why, yes, of course I do!" 

 

I cringed with shame.  Full of guilt, my nose grew so long I could have hung a sign on it.  Truth be told, the sum total of my experience was limited to a 20-minute visit to a honky-tonk called the Cactus Club.  One night in June after our Disco lesson at Meyerland, Joanne had persuaded me to join her at the Cactus Club.  In my opinion, the dancing was so primitive it did not deserve to be called 'dancing'.  Mostly it looked like a bunch of drunk people holding each other up.  Why only 20 minutes?  I was so disgusted I could not stay any longer.  Afterwards I vowed never to visit a Western club again. 

As things stood, I did not have the first clue how to teach someone to dance Country.  Besides, based on what I had seen at the Cactus Club, there wasn't anything to it.  But I wasn't about to tell that to Sandy.  This phone call might actually be the only chance I would ever get to extend my teaching career.  In the desperate hope there might be more to Western dancing than I had seen so far, I was willing to go out on a limb. 

Fortunately Sandy did not pick up on my lie.  She replied, "I am so glad to hear you say that.  A couple ladies in my group asked around but couldn't find anyone.  That's when I suggested you."

My voice continued to operate on automatic pilot.  "Uh, thank you, Sandy, I really appreciate that."

To be honest, I could not believe I was having this conversation.  There was nothing to teach.  And what about the music?  Just thinking about kicker music left me nauseous.  Oh please don't make me do this.  My hatred of country was so intense, I began working up the courage to say "forget it".  However, Sandy's next words made me pause.

 

"Rick, I need to ask.  Would the price be the same?"

Although every bone in my body wanted to hang up, the sudden temptation to see how much this job would pay made me hesitate.

"I'm sorry, Sandy.  Like I said, I haven't had my coffee yet. To be honest, I don't remember what I charged last April.  What was our previous arrangement?"

"The last time you were here you charged $5 per person.  I thought that was reasonable.  Would the same price be okay?"

At this juncture, I made a critical mistake.  Like I said, people hear what they want to hear.  I am no different.  When I heard Sandy answer "$5 per person", I assumed she was asking for a one-time Crash Course lasting an hour.  As much as I hated Western, I suppose I could manage a one-hour Crash Course.  Joanne had shown me some weird dance called 'Cotton Eyed Joe' at the Cactus Club.  Maybe that would be enough.

 

"Um, forgive me for asking, Sandy, but how many people do you think you might have?

"Oh, I suppose 40, maybe even 50 people.  This upcoming Gala is getting a lot of people involved."

40 to 50 people?  Really?  That was $200-$250 for an hour of teaching.  Hmm.  That was a lot of money for one hour.  I took a deep breath as I tried to screw up my courage.  The thought of committing to something I knew nothing about scared me out of my wits.  Was it possible to fake my way through one evening knowing next to nothing??  Hmm.  Another pause to think it over.  Hmm again.  Oh, heck, of course I could do this.  Teach 'em the Cotton Eyed Joe, tell a few jokes to kill time, I suppose I could fake my way through anything for an hour.  Figuring I should be able to bluff my way through a one-hour lesson, I surrendered. 

Feigning confidence as best I could, I uttered the immortal words.  "Sure, Sandy, I can teach your class."

Just then a little birdie told me I might have misunderstood.  Panic-stricken, I hastily asked a follow-up question.   "Uh, what night did you have in mind to do this??"

"Sundays, of course."

"No, I knew that.  But which Sunday do you want me to come out?"

"I think you misunderstood.  For heaven's sake, we want an eight-week course.  Our gala is in November.  That gives us enough time for eight lessons just like you did with Disco back in April.  I'm serious.  My ladies are going nuts over this.  They can't wait to wear their new outfits!"

Eight weeks?  I nearly had a seizure.  Oh my God.  What have I gotten myself into??  My head throbbed with pain as contradictory thoughts collided violently in my mind.  50 people times $40 a person...  $2,000!!  I gasped.  Oh my goodness, that was more money than I made in a month at my old child welfare job.  On the other hand, where on earth was I going to find 8 hours of material?  As things stood, I did not know enough to cover one hour, much less eight.  My panic was so intense my heart was doing all sorts of weird palpitations.  Did I have the courage to take this offer?  Actually, there was a better question.  Did I have the courage to turn down $2,000?  No No No!  Given that Disco was on its death bed, I had just been given the chance of a lifetime to see if Western dancing could replace Disco.  This might be the only way I could extend my career as dance teacher, something I loved doing with a passion.  Besides, I was sure I could find a teacher.  For that reason I said yes.  My pulse was racing.  This had to be the biggest and craziest gamble I had ever taken in my life.

"That's wonderful!" Sandy replied.  "But I need a favor."

My heart stopped beating.  Now what?  "Uh, sure, what would that be?"

That is when Sandy threw me a truly wicked curveball.  "You said your Sundays are free.  Can you start this Sunday??"

I gasped.  This coming Sunday?!  No way!  Barely able to whisper, I asked, "Why so soon, Sandy?"

"The Gala is the second Saturday in November.  If we start immediately, that gives us 8 Sundays.  But the real reason we want to start so soon is my gals.  These crazy women have bought thousands of dollars of Country-Western clothes and they can't wait for November to show off.  They want to turn this coming dance lesson into an Oscar de la Renta fashion show!"

Feeling thoroughly befuddled, I replied, "What does Oscar de la Renta have to do with Country-Western dancing?"

"Where have you been?  Didn't you read the article in last week's Houston Chronicle Style section?"

"Uh, no, Sandy, I must have missed it.  What did it say?"

"A woman's fashion article predicted Urban Cowboy will be the biggest thing to hit Houston since the Astrodome.  Famed designer Oscar de la Renta was quoted in the article, 'Thank heavens Texas women love beautiful clothes. They are a beacon of what is wonderful about America!'  Oscar has designed the most amazing outfits in honor of the coming trend in Country-Western attire.  And guess what?  I just bought one of Oscar's most beautiful dresses!  I intend to wear it to your class on Sunday!"

 

I shook my head in disgust.  These people don't care about western dancing, they just want an excuse to wear their new clothes.  This was beyond ridiculous.

Glancing at a calendar, I replied, "There are 9 Sundays between now and November 10.  Why not wait a week?"

"Yes, but we have a fashion show scheduled at the club for Sunday, October 7th, so we need to skip that week.  Besides, the girls are so excited they want to start as soon as possible.  That means we need to start this Sunday!  If we start now, that gives us two full months to learn how to dance before the November Gala."



 

 

My anxiety was overwhelming.  My heart was racing, my knees were weak.  If we start this coming Sunday, I would only have five days to learn something I had never done in my life.  With no teacher, no experience and little time, I would be so far out on a limb, my chance of success was next to nothing. 

Sensing my hesitation yet again, Sandy dropped the bomb. 

"I'm sorry, Rick, but is this too short a notice?  If it is, I have another person on my list I can call." 

Damn this woman!!!  Sandy had to be fibbing!  But did I dare call her bluff?  No!  I would never be able to live with myself if she did indeed call someone else.  Not only did I need the money, I believed there was a strong possibility the Universe was handing me this opportunity for a reason.  People do not always get second chances.  My mind wandered back to the memory of Katie, the girl who got away because I waited too long to get her phone number.  Sometimes you only get one shot.  This phone call might be that one chance.  For that reason, I would be foolish to ask for a postponement.  Recalling my days as the Great Imposter, I suppose I could take things one week at a time.  Find enough material to get through this coming Sunday, then take my chances from there.

"Uh, okay, Sandy, it's short notice, but this coming Sunday evening will work.  I will see you at 6 pm, just like last time.  Right?"

"Yes, Rick, that is correct, 6 pm this Sunday.  Well, good, that is that!  I am so excited!  We will see you this Sunday."

I was in shock when I hung up.  Do eight hours of Country dance material even exist?  Based on what I had seen at the Cactus Club, I doubted it.  More like 8 minutes.  Nevertheless, I guess it wouldn't hurt to start learning how to Western dance.  I would have to find a teacher and pray there was more to Western dancing than the Cotton Eyed Joe plus that ridiculous dance they call the Texas Twostep.  I had heard a rumor about something called the Redneck Polka, but had no idea what they were talking about.  Despite having no idea what I had gotten myself into, I was not as angry at myself as I should have been.  Deep down I did not want to give up teaching dance.  Nothing had ever given me quite so much satisfaction.  No matter how disgusted I felt at the moment, surely teaching Western dance would be better than teaching no dance at all.  Or would it?  There was no guarantee that this would work.  But I would never forgive myself if I did not at least try.  And so, thanks to Oscar de la Renta, I embarked on the riskiest gamble of my entire life.

 
 
   083

Suspicious

Lucky Break

 1979
  When the Meyerland Club opportunity falls into Rick's lap, the offer is too lucrative to turn down.  Rick accepts the offer despite his distaste for all things Western and lack of knowledge.  And so the Crazy Gamble begins.
 
 

 


THE TEXAS TWOSTEP

CHAPTER NINE:  SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

 

 

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