Wedding Cruise
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CHAPTER ONE:

THE STORY BEGINS

Written by Rick and Marla Archer 

 

 
 

Rick Archer's Note:

Although The Wedding Cruise is a sequel to Gypsy Prophecy, it is unnecessary to read my previous book to enjoy the further adventures of Rick and Marla Archer.  That said, a brief recap of the Gypsy Prophecy as well as my dance career is in order. 

Starting in 1978, I created a Houston dance studio named SSQQ (Slow Slow Quick Quick).  SSQQ was so successful, I was able to carve out a 32 year career as a teacher and studio owner.  We taught social dancing in subjects such as Ballroom, Swing, Latin and Country-Western.  At its peak, 1,400 people a week walked through our doors, a remarkable total.  Along the way I helped build a thriving Houston dance community kept intact by a network of close friendships.  As we shall see, Marla played a key role in this development.  In fact, her work will be a major theme of this book. 

Slow Dance leads to Romance.  That phrase served as the lynchpin of my successful dance studio.   Right from the outset SSQQ was an amazing hotbed of romantic activity.  It seems the moment a man learns how to properly place a woman in his arms, his charm increases dramatically.  Since women love to be held, the combination of dance music and a journey across the floor represented an irresistible magic. 

Assuming a man has just met an attractive lady he does not know, asking her to dance is a surprisingly effective way to get her in his arms.  With a legion of energetic dancers meeting one partner after another in dance class, my studio became Cupid's playground.  Given 700 partners to choose from, people could pick the one they liked, then let the potent dance chemistry go to work.  Once the spark was lit, countless love affairs were spawned, many of which evolved into serious relationships.  Over the course of my career, SSQQ averaged one new wedding per month.  I considered SSQQ to be the closest thing to a 'Wedding Factory' ever invented.

 
 


2001 DANCE CRUISE: RICK AND MARLA MEET

 

Throughout my dance career, I faced a dilemma.  Whenever I was miserable in my personal life, I dealt with loneliness by spending more time with my dance students.  For example, I would often join them for dancing at a club after class at 9 pm.  On weekends I would join the gang at someone's house for a party or meet them for dancing somewhere.  The studio always flourished due to my increased involvement.  However, whenever I was in a relationship, I preferred to spend my free time with the woman I cared about.  Inevitably the energy at the studio would diminish somewhat. 

On Christmas Eve 2000, my wife Judy asked for a divorce.  Since she was willing to split custody of Samantha, our only child, I agreed.  So here we go again.  What I do when my personal life is miserable?  I get more involved in the dance studio.  Which is what I did.  I booked an August 2001 dance cruise for the studio, then set about promoting the trip.  I did a good job.  100 guests signed up.  One of those guests was Marla.   Although we knew each other at the studio before the trip started, it was little more than "hi, hello, how are you?"  Marla wasn't looking.  She had a steady boyfriend of six years.

Unfortunately for Marla's boyfriend, he made a critical mistake.  Never let a girlfriend with Marla's looks go on a singles cruise alone.  By the time the trip was over, Marla had exchanged the old boyfriend.  Connecting in a powerful way, before the trip ended we agreed to take our promising relationship as far as we possibly could.  We have never been apart since. 

 

 


2002 DANCE CRUISE: THE GYPSY PROPHECY

 

Walking off the ship hand in hand, Marla and I spent the following year getting to know each other better.  Recalling the events of our 2001 trip with great fondness , Marla and I arranged a 'Same Time Next Year' cruise for August 2002.   Sailing aboard a Royal Caribbean cruise ship known as the Rhapsody, one night we went to the corner of a dark lounge to celebrate our first anniversary.  As we talked, Marla suddenly remembered a long-forgotten conversation she had with a Gypsy.  One night in March 2001 (18 months ago), Marla had met a group of SSQQ dance friends at a club.  On a trip to the restroom, Marla noticed a Gypsy sitting by herself way in the back.  On a whim, Marla decided to sit down and have her fortune told. 

"The Gypsy handed me a deck of Tarot cards and asked me to shuffle them several times.  She asked for the cards back and proceeded to lay the top five cards down on the table.  After studying the cards, she took the palm of my hand and examined it.  For good measure, she put my hand between hers and closed her eyes.  When the Gypsy was ready, she opened her eyes and told me my fortune.

"These cards do not tell what will happen, they tell what might happen.  You have a choice between two paths.  You are in a long-term relationship that brings you sorrow.  However, there is a good chance this relationship will work again if you nurture it.  On the other path, I see you are considering a certain journey.  If you take this journey, your life will be changed forever.  On this journey, you will meet the man you will spend the rest of your life with.  One more thing.  If you take this journey, you already know the person you will meet."

 

As one can guess, this was the Gypsy Prophecy.  Although we were stunned to say the least, I handled it better than Marla.  Due to a lifetime filled with unusual experiences, I had developed a deep interest in Fate long before I met Marla.  However, Marla's revelation took the cake.  A woman who was a complete stranger had anticipated that Marla was interested in taking a trip.  Which was true.  The Gypsy had said Marla already knew the person she would meet.  This was also true.  But did Marla think of me when the Gypsy said that?  No.  My name never crossed her mind.  Most important of all, the Gypsy said Marla would meet the man she would spend the rest of her life with if she took the journey. 

So, was this the reason Marla signed up for the trip several days later?  One would suppose, but Marla said no.  When she got back to the table where her friends were sitting, they dismissed the Gypsy's prediction as total rubbish.  Embarrassed, Marla found herself agreeing with them, so she forgot all about it.  However, now that the subject of 'a journey' had come up in conversation, her friend Sherry used the opportunity to persuade Marla to be her roommate on the August trip.  Thinking about it on the way home, Marla decided to come on the trip as a way to make new friends and establish a world of her own outside of the boyfriend.

During the August 2001 cruise, Marla and I fell in love, partially validating the Gypsy's prediction.  Keep in mind we had just met, so neither of us were thinking in terms such as 'the rest of our lives'.  But here is the strange part.  As our romance developed on the ship and afterwards, not once did Marla recall what the Gypsy had told her back in March 2001.  As a result, Marla and I spent the next year totally unaware of the Supernatural overtones that had foreshadowed our whirlwind love affair. 

One night during the 2002 Cruise, Marla's memory came back as we spoke of last year's events.  Marla was shocked.  She had great difficulty accepting that she had forgotten such a bold prediction in the first place.  In addition, it was spooky to think that Fate had brought us together.  Fortunately, I reassured her there was nothing to worry about.  Having spent the past 30 years thinking about Fate and its effect on our lives, I was very comfortable with the idea that a Gypsy had foretold our connection.  Given time to think about it, Marla grew comfortable with the idea that we were 'meant to be'.

 
 

THE 2002 RHAPSODY CRUISE

MARLA BECOMES A TRAVEL AGENT

 

One of the sweet moments in It's a Wonderful Life takes place when a bell rings on the Christmas tree to signify Clarence has just become an angel.  Wouldn't it be nice if a bell would ring anytime we were unsure just what God wants us to do next?  In a sense, that is what happened to Marla during our 2002 trip aboard the Rhapsody.  Marla wondered if the Gypsy Prophecy was a message of some sort. 

The Gypsy had indicated Marla would meet the man she would spend the rest of her life with.  Except that we required no validation.  By the time Marla's memory was restored, we were already sold on a future together.  Nevertheless, we appreciated the confirmation because it accelerated our tendency to think long-term.  But what else might the message be?

Marla and I spent most of the next day discussing the Gypsy.  Towards the end of the conversation, the subject turned to how much our guests were enjoying their trip on the beautiful Rhapsody.  Given how successful Marla's idea had been to switch from Carnival (2001) to Royal Caribbean, we both noted the strong uptick in enthusiasm.  Given that our relationship had started on a cruise ship and how the Gypsy revelation involved taking a cruise, Marla and I were convinced 'Cruise Trips' were meant to play a major role in our future.  In other words, someone had just rung a little bell. 

Convinced that "dancing" and "cruise trips" fit like a glove, we agreed we should promote more cruises through SSQQ.  However first we had to figure out a way to stop giving the cruise commissions away to someone else.  We needed someone 'in-house' to organize and promote the trips.  The obvious person would be Marla.  Considering 'Travel' had long been Marla's favorite hobby, she was a natural for this role.  I also knew Marla was an incredible businesswoman.  But would she accept? 

 

Marla did not have to think twice.  She had been independently thinking the same thing.  Although her daughter Marissa's college tuition was paid for, why not start saving for an expensive wedding down the road.  And so it was agreed... Marla would become a Travel Advisor.  When the 2002 trip ended, I used my contacts to secure a position for Marla as a "travel agent in training". 

This was not meant to be a full-time job.  Although Marla would work for an agency, she would be a home-based agent with the authority to book cruises for her own customers.   Marla wasted no time.  She organized her first cruise trip in 2003.  It was a modest first try, a 4-day trip to Cozumel and back to Galveston.  The time was right (July 4th holiday) and the price was incredible.  This was the least expensive cruise trip anyone had ever heard of.  Marla ended up with 144 passengers, an unheard of total.  Unfortunately, we were alarmed to discover how decrepit the ship was.  It lacked air-conditioning and rocked constantly.  The ship was so old, we learned this was its last voyage in U.S. waters.  Too bad no one had bothered to tell Marla.  Now she knew why the price had been so low.

Fortunately, her February 2004 Mardi Gras cruise trip turned out much better.  This trip received high marks.  Not only was Marla smart to switch back to the Rhapsody, she had the clever idea to use the ship as a floating hotel.  The cruise trip was the same price as an expensive New Orleans hotel at Mardi Gras, the trip would include a visit to Cozumel afterwards.  This appealing 2 for 1 strategy was so well received, Marla decided to offer a follow-up cruise the same year.  She booked a September dance cruise to sail the Caribbean on the Rhapsody. 

Something important happened midway between the Mardi Gras cruise and the upcoming September dance cruise.  On a Memorial Day trip to Rocky Mountain National Park, Marla and I got engaged.  And that is where we will pick up our story of the Wedding Cruise. 

 
 

THE WEDDING CRUISE

Chapter TWO:  TO THE ALTAR

 

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