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THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY

CHAPTER forty TWO:

DECEPTION

Written by Rick Archer 

 

 
 

Rick Archer's Note:  

And so, my friends, have you ever heard a stranger tale?  You might, of course, ask if I made this crazy story up.  The answer is no.  This is a true story, you have my word.  In fact, in case you are in need of reassurance, relax, every event played out just like I have said.  Now I admit the dialogue is not 100% perfect.  Although I recall having these conversations and remember their outcome, the actual words had been lost in the fog of 47 years.  Fortunately what I have written is close enough. 

So I have a question.  Do you really think I am clever enough to write a story that can out-plot twist Charles Dickens?  When people say Truth is stranger than Fiction, I suppose the story of the Temptation Triangle is what they have in mind. 

I was not proud of myself at this moment in time.  However, in my defense, given the trap created by Patricia's Bombshell, Joanne's Dangerous Liaison, and Victoria's Tirade, I could not see any other way out of this mess.  Through a mixture of lies and deception plus my insight into the true reason for Victoria's Tirade, for the time being I managed to get the three women to retreat to their respective corner in the Triangle.

Unfortunately I did not expect my breather would last for long.  It all rested on a House of Cards.  If the secret of my tryst with Joanne were to be revealed, my pack of lies would come crashing down with disastrous consequences.  Nor was I out of the woods.  If Patricia caught the slightest hint how I had used her trip to L.A. as smokescreen to lead Victoria away from Joanne, I was toast.

 
 
 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1979, the disco years

PATRICIA
 

 


On Wednesday night, January 10, I arrived at Patricia's apartment following the conclusion of dance class.  For the record, this was our fourth reconciliation in two and a half months... Thanksgiving, Christmas Party, New Year's Eve, and now the Bombshell.  Each time I had thought it was over and each time I was shocked when Patricia retrieved me from her dust bin.  Patricia had held the upper hand throughout the relationship.  However, for the first time I suspected I might finally be on even footing.  However I did not know why.  I understood what motivated Joanne and Victoria, but Patricia remained a riddle.  I could understand why she kept trying to get rid of me, but I could not understand why she kept retrieving me.  I could not possibly afford the lifestyle she dreamed of.  Nor was it likely I ever would.  So why not cut me loose? 

Following the Bombshell George fiasco, this would be the perfect time for Patricia to sever ties.  And yet here she was, welcoming me with open arms on her doorstep.  I was perplexed, completely in the dark as to why Patricia kept yanking me back from the precipice.  I hoped to get an answer to that question tonight, but Patricia was too smart.  Taking a page out of Joanne's book, Patricia understood the less she said, the better.  Smart move.

 
 

COSMIC BLINDNESS
 

Patricia refused to offer information that would help make sense of her mysterious change of heart.  Rather than offer some insightful candor in response to my questions, Patricia preferred to say she now intended to support my dance career.  I was shocked.  She knew the right words to say and I was indeed softened by her conciliatory tone.  However, I was still suspicious.  Throughout our relationship, Pandora had kept her heart walled inside a castle and refused to share her private thoughts.  Tonight was no different.  For the life of me, I could not get her to tell me what had transpired with George.  Had there been a California earthquake of some sort?  To me, her change in attitude was so vast it resembled a seismic shift.  Obviously something went wrong, but what?  Perhaps George had lured Patricia to L.A. with a promise of a serious relationship, but her trip became little more than a long-distance booty call.  Or maybe George had a celebrity event that required serious eye candy and discarded Patricia once she provided the necessary service.  

Even if George had disappointed Patricia, why should she come back to me?  That was the mystery.  Given Patricia's well-known capacity for attracting men, I assumed she would move on.  Her change of heart made no sense.  However, like I said, Patricia kept her secrets to herself.  The only thing I knew was that she wanted me back and she seemed sincere. 

Here is what bothered me.  It was not just the Law School versus Dance Career issue.  Patricia had also rained scorn on my spiritual beliefs.  Things became weird the moment she mentioned my mystical 'Dance Path' in a positive light.  I was stunned.  What would cause this skeptical woman to suddenly pay lip service to what she once termed my mush-brained belief system?  I cringed at the memory of the night she laughed scornfully when I suggested my Dance Path might be a Mystical Calling.  For a change of this magnitude, something really weird must have happened to Patricia in L.A.  Seriously, I could not have been any more surprised if Patricia said she was alien-abducted.  Hmm.  Knowing California, that might be a possibility, ha ha ha.  Patricia did not have to bring up the Dance Path.  All she had to do was say if I wanted to be a dance teacher, that was okay with her.  But that is not what she said.  Patricia actually said she finally understood WHY my dance career was so important to me.

Even as I write many years later, I still cannot imagine what caused Patricia's shocking change of heart.  If I did not know better, maybe Patricia was now operating under the mind-altering Spell I refer to as Cosmic Blindness.  They say Love is Blind.  They say Love does not have to make sense.  That's for sure!  This made no sense at all. 

My theory of Cosmic Blindness states that the Universe will periodically distort our perception in order to enact our Fate.  How would a person know when they are operating under the Spell of Cosmic Blindness?  They would behave uncharacteristically.  Patricia was NOT religious.  Raised in a military family, she was steel-minded and practical.  So far I had yet to see even a hint of curiosity about Life's Mysteries.  Perhaps in some remote corner of her mind concepts such as Fate, Luck, Karma, God's Will did exist.  But I doubt it.  I certainly never saw any indication. 

Here is my point.  I am not saying 'Cosmic Blindness' is a fact.  To do so would be an insult to my Readers.  What I am saying is that based on my experience, I personally believe in 'Cosmic Blindness'.  If I am correct, it does not matter whether someone believes in God or not.  Fate will apply to an atheist the same way it applies to a believer.  So let's assume that Patricia and Rick still have unfulfilled Karma between them.  For this reason, perhaps for the time being the Universe needs Patricia to see things a different way in order to reunite with Rick.  In other words, 'Cosmic Blindness' is a tool used by Fate to bring about a person's Destiny.

Why did I suspect that 'Cosmic Blindness' was present?   Because Patricia's change of attitude was so drastic I could not imagine a single Realistic reason to account for it.  One of the signatures of Cosmic Blindness is uncharacteristic behavior.  That definitely applied to Patricia.

One more thing.  Did I seriously think that Patricia was operating under a hypnotic spell?  Yes and no.  I have said my theory of Cosmic Blindness is based on Experience.  What 'Experience' do you suppose I am referring to?  The Temptation Triangle.  So far I have mentioned Cosmic Blindness in reference to myself (ignoring my Fair Game rule), Victoria (fooled by Joanne), and Patricia (unable to explain her change of heart).  Convinced by the 'Countdown to Disaster' that I was undergoing a Fated experience, I was on constant alert for anything for anything out of the ordinary.  However, it was not until later in our story that my conviction became steadfast.

 
 

TRY, TRY AGAIN
 

I was still as poor as ever, so why would Patricia change her mind?  But it was true.  Lacking even the slightest explanation for her change of heart, I was greeted by a completely different woman.  This was not the Patricia who coldly told me she was flying west to see an old boyfriend.  Nor was this the Patricia of the 'Rock Star Rick' argument.  There was no mention of how I would raise a family on $15 an hour teaching dance.  The country club never entered the conversation.  Nor did law school or business school.  Instead I was facing a soft, gentle woman who was extremely happy to see me.  I was so baffled by the flip-flop, this was one of those times when even a Supernatural explanation did not make any sense.

So what should I do?  Patricia was a contradiction.  One part of me was convinced the woman was pure evil.  In fact, I had already enshrined her into my personal Hall of Shame, a pantheon of treacherous women headlined by Vanessa.  And yet tonight the woman before me was warm, gentle, and contrite.  I did not trust Pandora for a moment, but I certainly found this new Patricia beguiling.  It was this side of Patricia that made me want to stick around.  Whatever had happened in Los Angeles, Patricia had developed a new appreciation for me.  When she was sweet like this, Patricia was impossible to resist. 

 

I have not been entirely fair to Patricia.  I have painted a dark picture of this woman as a treacherous, materialistic snob.  Although this is an accurate depiction, Patricia also had a soft side that was fairly wonderful.  The problem was that I did not see this side very often.  Patricia could be warm when she wanted to be, but I think she had ingrained too much of her father's military background for her own good.  Patricia's father was one of the coldest men I had ever met.  I think his toughness rubbed off on Patricia.  

Don't show emotion, keep your guard up, don't show weakness, hit first before the other guy hits you, always know what the other person is thinking, reveal little, learn their motives, trust no one.

Good advice if you are in the military, but not the best way to conduct a relationship built on trust.  After all, there had to be a reason why one of the truly beautiful women on the planet had not married by the age of 29.  At the rate she was going, Patricia had a better chance of becoming CEO of the hospital than finding a suitable husband. 

Want to know something funny?  I think that is the exact train of thought running through Patricia's mind when she decided to return to me.  She went through men like knives through warm butter, but none of them stuck around.  George must have done quite a number on her mind.  Seeing him made this woman realize how lonely she was.  Patricia did not need to keep me around forever, but I would do till she got her confidence back.  Or, radical as it might seem, maybe Patricia decided she could be the bread-winner.  She could buy the house with her own money and let me raise the children.  Who knows?

Right now Patricia was vulnerable and this was no act.  Patricia genuinely missed me.  The haughty, regal Princess demeanor was put aside for the evening and a soft, purring kitten took its place as she curled up in my arms.  And with that, Patricia was back in the game.

 
 

JANUARY 1979, the disco years

UNDERDOG
 

 

Here at the start of the Year of Living Dangerously, I would do whatever was necessary to advance my dance career, even if it meant lying through my teeth.  Although I had no idea what the future held, I was convinced it was my Fate to pursue a dance career.  However, unlike a talented dance instructor such as Eric or Patsy Swayze, I had not been given the skills necessary to succeed on my own merit.  I was a very slow learner at dance and I had weak social skills.  I knew little about promotion and growing a business.  Worst of all, having gone an entire year without anyone to teach me the fine points of my new profession, I was adequate, but hardly a star as a teacher.  In other words, I still had a lot to learn. 

The way I saw it, throughout 1978 I had been given Doors of Opportunity, or 'Challenges' if you prefer.  Typically I was unprepared to take proper advantage of each new opportunity, but somehow I got the job done by the skin of my teeth.  I stumbled every step of the way.  As I have said, my Magic Carpet Ride resembled Alice in Wonderland chasing her White Rabbit.  I am not sure why, but it always seemed like a woman would come along to guide me past my latest obstacle.  Some were mentors... Patsy, Rosalyn, Gaye, Victoria.  Some women were both lovers and mentors.  Jenny came to mind.  The rest were women put in my path for me to chase and learn from.  Every time I got close to my dream girl, she disappeared and forced me to keep searching.  By placing one woman after another in front of my nose, each woman in her own way led me further down my Path. 

 

Considering my dance career and my progress with women went hand in hand, I firmly believe my Epic Losing Streak was meant to steer me in a predestined direction.  When it came to women, Life had played a cruel trick and knocked me down hard at the very start.  The acne and social isolation during childhood left me poorly prepared to deal with dominant women.  After Vanessa took my confidence to the lowest rung, I had great trouble crawling out of the pit.  Fortunately Life handed me this Magic Carpet Ride as a way to recover and catch up.  To my surprise, this Dance Project had succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.  During 1978, 'Dance' had attracted a series of stunning women to my doorstep and provided me with my first real sense of confidence around women. 

During the Summer of 78, I handled several situations... Jenny, Karen, Marilyn, Francesca, Nancy... with considerable skill.  However, I had the advantage of dealing with those women one at a time.  Never before was I forced to juggle three complicated women at once.  Now thanks to the Countdown to Disaster, this Temptation Triangle presented my most serious Cosmic Test since Vanessa.

As my problems mounted at the start of 1979, there was no mentor to show me what to do next.  I was my own, just like I had been with Vanessa (and we all know how poorly that turned out).  By taking on Patricia and Victoria, I had stepped up in weight class.  These two women played in the Big Leagues and knew how to hit hard.  Over the past two months, Victoria and Patricia had systematically bent me to their will time and again.  Together, these women had caused me to feel weak and spineless.  They dominated me in much the same way as Vanessa six years earlier.

Now Joanne had entered the game to make things infinitely more challenging.  The combination of Patricia's Infidelity, Joanne's Seduction, and Victoria's Tirade presented one of the most serious obstacles I had ever faced.  Each woman in her own way had gained the Upper Hand over me.  Patricia declared she could have sex with an old boyfriend whether I liked it or not.  Joanne persuaded me to initiate an Affair against my better judgment.  Victoria screamed at me in public and chewed me out over an issue that was should have been none of her business. 

So far each woman in her own way had forced me to Surrender.  Outnumbered three to one, I was definitely the Underdog.  So what was I going to do about it? 

 
 

JANUARY 1979, the disco years

BALANCE OF POWER
 

 

 

According to Greek Mythology, Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite had cajoled Paris into naming one of them the winner.  Paris was a notorious coward.  He kidnapped another man's wife while the husband was away on business.  During the ten year Trojan War, Paris hid behind the safe walls of Troy.  Although Paris had caused this horrible war, he felt entitled to skip armed combat.  Why risk getting hurt when he was such an important Prince?  Drinking wine and savoring his beautiful captive, Paris pretended the battle didn't exist.  To ease his conscience, Paris periodically got up on the ramparts and shot a few arrows to pretend he was participating.  Meanwhile, his brother Hector risked his life every day facing Greeks with deadly swords on the battlefield. 

On the day Hector was slain by the great warrior Achilles, the people of Troy were so angry they shoved Paris onto the battlefield as punishment.  What was Paris to do?  He could not possibly slay the mightiest warrior on earth in hand to hand combat.  So he brought his bow instead, an empty gesture at best.  Miraculously, Paris felled Achilles with one shot from a hundred yards away when Achilles' back was turned.  This accuracy was tough to believe since Paris was useless at war.  Fortunately, Paris had Apollo, the Sun God.  Apollo hated the Greeks.  Long ago, Greek leader Agamemnon had enslaved the daughter of Apollo's high priest and refused to return her.  Apollo had been on the Trojan side ever since.  For this reason Apollo, God of Archers, guided the poison arrow into the heel of Achilles, thereby fulfilling prophecy. 

That was then, this was now.  Now it was time for a different Archer to face long odds.  I did not ask to arbitrate this strange Beauty Contest.  It materialized all by itself.  For some inexplicable reason, by wrapping their fortunes around me, each member of the Temptation Triangle demanded I favor them with a victory.  

Unfortunately there cannot be three winners.  This explains why all three women were hell-bent on making me bend to their will.  Making matters worse, these women did not like each other.  There were bound to be two sore losers.  Therefore, to succeed in my dance career, I had to find a way to keep each woman isolated in her separate corner of the Diva Triangle.  If their paths crossed, I could very well see my dream destroyed.  I was facing this problem completely on my own.  Where was Apollo when I needed him?   

 

Throughout my life, I had valued my integrity.  I did not lie, I did not cheat, I did not steal.  I paid my bills, I kept my promises, I did not take advantage of vulnerable women.  But things were different now.  I had made a serious mistake sleeping with Joanne, a clear violation of my Code of Honor.  If news of this event leaked to Patricia or Victoria, the damage to my dance career could be irreparable.  Consequently the Dangerous Liaison forced me to take a path I was not proud of.  To succeed, I had to find a way to maintain a balance of power.  Unfortunately, this meant doing risky things like lying to Joanne, lying to Victoria, deceiving Patricia.  But what choice did I have?  These three women would eat me alive unless I could find the means to impose my will and insist they cooperate.  Either I stood up to these three women or they would walk over me.  Which was it going to be?  Facing an uphill struggle, it might be easier to Surrender and look for another job.  However, I was determined to fight for my dance career.  I took a long breath and made one of the most Fateful decisions of my life.

 If these women wanted to play rough, then I would play rough too! 

The place to start was Patricia.  I would go to any lengths to control Victoria even if it meant reuniting with a deadly viper like Pandora.  Yes, Patricia had told me lies.  Yes, she had strayed.  There was no doubt in my mind.  What to do about Patricia's infidelity? 

I did not want to dominate Patricia, but I sure as heck did not want her to dominate me.  The only way I could let her back in my life was to assume her behavior was likely to continue.  For that reason, I deliberately maintained a secret attitude of contempt.  And where did I get this idea?  From Jim Deane. author of the Mistress Book, the so-called master of finding a Mistress and keeping her on his own terms.  He said the easiest way to keep a woman like Patricia interested was to give her permission to see other men.  Since she was going to do it anyway, why not keep my true feelings disguised?

Jim Deane,  suggested the easiest way to deal with an unfaithful woman was to encourage her to see other men, then do the same behind her back.  Let it be known that I was very uncomfortable with Deane’s women-bashing advice.  However, I was dealing with an unfaithful woman.  While I was not willing to actually encourage Patricia to sleep around, I did the next best thing.  And what was that?  I avoided bringing up the subject.  Why bother?  I was dealing with a woman who lacked integrity.  She lied, she cheated, she played dirty.  With a woman like Patricia, there was nothing to be gained by insisting on faithfulness.  In the meantime, I remained faithful.  Why?  I learned my lesson with the Dangerous Liaison.  From now on, I was strictly a 'one woman at a time' man.

The place to start was Patricia.  I would go to any lengths to control Victoria even if it meant reuniting with a deadly viper like Pandora.  Yes, Patricia had told me lies.  Yes, she had strayed.  There was no doubt in my mind.  What to do about Patricia's infidelity? 

I did not want to dominate Patricia, but I sure as heck did not want her to dominate me.  The only way I could let her back in my life was to assume her behavior was likely to continue.  For that reason, I deliberately maintained a secret attitude of contempt and kept my true feelings hidden.  Where did I get this idea?  From Jim Deane, author of the Mistress Book and the so-called master of keeping women on his own terms.  Deane suggested the easiest way to deal with an unfaithful woman was to encourage her to see other men, then do the same thing behind her back. 

Let it be known that I was very uncomfortable with Deane’s women-bashing advice.  However, I was dealing with a woman who lacked integrity.  She lied, she cheated, she played dirty.  With a woman like Patricia, there was nothing to be gained by insisting on faithfulness.

While I was not willing to actually encourage Patricia to sleep around, I did the next best thing.  And what was that?  I avoided bringing up the subject.  Since she was going to do it anyway, why bother?  In the meantime, I disobeyed Deane's suggestion to mimic Patricia's behavior.  I preferred to remain faithful.  Why?  I learned my lesson with the Dangerous Liaison.  From now on, I was strictly a 'one woman at a time' man. 

 

I thought back to Nancy.  Talk about a losing battle.  Nancy was one of the great riddles of my life.  Without saying a word, Nancy had communicated that any attempt on my part to control her was doomed to failure.  Nancy was so special, I decided I would rather take what she had to offer than lose her completely.  Given that Nancy was not particularly attached to me, the only way I could maintain her respect was to avoid getting attached to her. 

Patricia was special too, but not in the same way as Nancy.  Patricia was special because she was useful to me.  Patricia was the only way I could think of to keep Victoria in line.  In order to do that, I had to develop a careless attitude towards her.  Rather than insist on Patricia's loyalty, let her do what she wanted to do.  I had tried this technique once before with Nancy, but it didn't work.  I was unsuccessful due to my strong feelings for her.  But Patricia was different.  My feelings for her were dead and gone.  

If ever the time had come to test my Careless theory, that time was now.  I would overlook Patricia's indiscretion and act like I could care less.  Let's see what effect my carefree attitude had on her.  Yes, Patricia had strayed, but then so had I!!   The mathematics were elementary.  Joanne canceled out George.  As long as we were even, I was willing to try again. 

But it wasn't for love.  I would never trust Patricia enough to love her.  My guard would always be up.  Without explaining my motives, I would date Patricia strictly as a way to keep Victoria at bay.  Her Tirade was most likely born out of fear Joanne was looking to replace her.  However, there was also a chance Victoria might have a crush on me.  If so, I was totally opposed.  Without Patricia around, Victoria could easily become more volatile than she already was.  So I took Patricia back strictly as a means to send a message to Victoria that I was not available.  It was play dirty or be eaten alive.  And so I embarked upon a truly ambitious project.  I would treat Patricia as my Mistress and do whatever necessary to keep her on my own terms.  

 

Although I had no idea what Patricia wanted from me, I had a lock on Victoria.  I was convinced she had badly misjudged the threat posed by Joanne.  Her insecurity had magnified a mouse into a monster.  Preying on her fears, I tricked Victoria into believing I had fended off an ambitious woman (Joanne) who was willing to share her body to get what she wanted.  This maneuver worked like a charm because it fit exactly what Victoria believed about Joanne's character to begin with. 

Victoria was bewildered, but she was also happy.  The coup de grace came when I pledged my most sincere loyalty to Victoria.  By telling the woman exactly what she wanted to hear, Victoria's dreams of becoming King Richard's Dancing Queen were magically restored. 

Vanity, thy name is woman! 

Joanne was the Cat who chased the Bear up the Tree.  Although Joanne was a lonely, powerless woman who had crossed her fingers and followed her heart, I had sold Victoria on the fantasy that the Ice Queen was an immoral hussy with endless talent and boundless ambition.  By reinforcing this errant impression of Joanne, Victoria was suddenly beholden to me.  It was an effective strategy, but risky too.  If Victoria ever discovered the truth, my Castle would turn to rubble.

 

Yes, I was playing dirty.  But did I feel guilty?  Absolutely not!  What I had done with Joanne was none of Victoria's business in the first place.  If Victoria had spoken to me like a friend after Joanne stole the show at the Christmas Party, none of this would have ever been necessary.  Instead she resorted to intimidation.  Victoria had vastly over-stepped her bounds four times: Halloween Party, Christmas Party, Tirade and Inquisition.  Victoria behaved this way because she controlled my dance program the same way an occupying force controls a conquered territory.  Given that Victoria had used her power to bully me around, my only choice as Underdog was to fight back using Guerilla Warfare.  No, I did not feel guilty at all.

And did I feel guilty about Patricia?  Absolutely not.  I saw her as a treacherous bitch, but much too useful to discard.

Joanne was the only one I felt guilty about.  I had to lie to her in order to allow Patricia to re-enter my life.  However, in my defense, it was Victoria's Tirade which forced me to reopen the door for Patricia.  And who caused Victoria's Tirade?  Joanne.  Her impulsive decision to chase me down in plain sight knowing full well Victoria was her enemy was a dumb mistake.  Joanne was not blameless. 

On the other hand, Joanne's aggressiveness had led to a highly amusing development I did not foresee.  Victoria understood the woman who best served my dance career would always have the inside track in the Beauty Contest.  For this reason, Victoria never took the Princess seriously due to Patricia's lack of interest in my dance program.  Although ordinarily Patricia was quite the catch, Victoria was right: The Princess was running a distant third place in the contest. 

Joanne was a different story.  Victoria had totally misjudged Joanne, assuming she was a talented professional equal to Patricia when in reality she was a poor, uneducated receptionist.  Victoria's mistake was roughly equivalent to elevating Sadie Sadsack to Marilyn Monroe status.  Victoria's mistake was so serious it bordered upon Cosmic Blindness.  Had she known the truth about Joanne, this story would have had a much different outcome (and not nearly as fascinating). 

Joanne could not match Patricia for looks, but she was much sexier than Patricia.  Victoria was just as beautiful as Patricia and extremely sexy as well, but she was off limits due to her marriage.  I had no interest in Victoria, but I had considerable interest in Joanne.  If I could get Victoria to lift her taboo on Joanne, I would be sorely tempted to ditch Patricia.  However, that was unlikely.  

As things stood, I was using both Joanne and Patricia as a way to keep Victoria's increasingly erratic personality under control.  I needed to make Victoria believe she could be replaced.  In reality, neither woman could hold a candle to Victoria, but so far she had not figured this out.  If I lost either of those women, I would be at the mercy of a mercurial woman who held my dance program captive.  Fortunately, so far my strategy was working.  Or maybe it was working too well.  Victoria was furious that Joanne made no attempt to disguise her lust for me.  So why not just tell Rick to get rid of Joanne?  Out of the question.  Victoria assumed that would backfire.  First I would tell Victoria to take a hike, then install Joanne as her replacement. 

Unable to get rid of Joanne, Victoria's next option was to find a way to keep Joanne in check.  In her opinion, Victoria was convinced Joanne's dance ability and sex appeal gave her the inside track.  Sex was the one area where Victoria could not compete.  Since Joanne's dance ability was superior to Victoria's, if Joanne managed to become my girlfriend as well, Victoria was sure to lose the Contest.   If Joanne was willing to sleep her way to the glorious position as Supreme Goddess of Disco, then Victoria was helpless to prevent it.  That fear drove Victoria to the edge of sanity.

 

But what if Victoria had an ally? 

The easiest way to keep Joanne out of my bed was to keep Patricia there instead.  That explains why Victoria's attitude towards Patricia shifted dramatically.  Victoria decided the best way to keep Joanne's advantage under control was to strengthen Patricia's hold on me before it was too late.  So what did Victoria do?  I had brought Patricia back specifically to keep Victoria under wraps only to see my ploy succeed beyond my wildest hope. 

Now Victoria decided to use a similar strategy.  Seeing Patricia as the preferred bed partner over Joanne, Victoria decided to make the Princess her new best friend!  To my astonishment, Patricia said okay.  Unbelievable.  I was treated to an event I never thought possible. 

King Kong and Godzilla kissed and hugged!  Call it Gorilla Warfare. 

With the balance of power restored within the Triangle, I was pleased to see the welcome return of Sunshine Victoria.  All across the Disco Kingdom, the dancers were happy.  My deception had worked.  But how long would it last?

 
 

 

THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY

Chapter FORTY THREE:  CAMELOT

 

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