Astonishment
Home Up Midnight Confession

 

GYPSY PROPHECY
CHAPTER SIXTEEN:

ASTONISHMENT

Written by Rick Archer 

 

 
 

DAY TWO: SUNDAY NIGHT, 10 PM
 

THE HALLWAY COINCIDENCE

 

I was on Supernatural Alert the moment I saw Marla.  Cabin doors swing in, not out.  This had allowed me to open the door undetected. As a result, Marla had no idea I was there.  As Marla and Sherry walked past my room, I had missed her by a split-second.  She was so close I could have taken one step and touched her shoulder with my left hand. 

Unaware of my presence, the ladies continued towards the elevators.  I wanted to say something or chase them, but I was too astonished to move.  Caught in the grip of Supernatural Awe, I just stood there staring at Marla and Sherry in amazement.  The coincidence of having Marla cross my path the exact moment I found the courage to open the door was a "fall to my knees" moment.  I believed I had just witnessed a small miracle.  This was the Force of Fate, this was Divine Intervention.  I was sure of it.

Still paralyzed, I took note that there was no Darren.  Stunned by my good luck, I felt dizzy with relief.  Following an hour of despair and three failed attempts to go find Marla, my Dark Night of the Soul had just come to a merciful end.  Or maybe not.  I was about to call out to Marla, but stopped when another disturbing thought hit.  What if the ladies were headed to Darren's cabin?  Unsure of myself, I began to silently trail them down the hallway.  But then I lost my temper and stopped cold in my tracks.  Angry at myself for behaving like a stalker, I decided to put a swift end to my cowardice.   

"Richard Archer, this fear has to stop now!  The Universe has placed Marla in front of my eyes!!!  How much more help do I need?  Go tackle the woman if necessary and find out once and for all who Darren is!"

Due to my hesitation, Sherry and Marla were now fifty feet ahead.  Feeling sheepish, I ran to close the distance, then slowed down as I drew near to present the appearance of dignity.  I did not want them to think I was sneaking up on them even though that was exactly what I was doing.  Just as they were about to turn the corner to reach the elevators, it was time to announce my presence. 

"Hey, Marla and Sherry, wait up!"

Now it was Marla's turn to be shocked.  She whirled around in surprise, then stared in wide-eyed wonder like I was an apparition.  "Where did you come from?" she exclaimed.

What should I say?  There was little to gain by revealing my Dark Night of the Soul.  Fearful I would reek of desperation if I told the truth, there was no reason for Marla to know I had just spent the past hour alternating between tears and rage.  Nor did she need to know about my bewildered debate over her virtue, veracity and sanity.  Why let the truth spoil this joyful reunion?  What Marla did not know would not hurt her.   Instead I pretended there was nothing wrong.  In particular, I avoided bringing up Darren even though I was dying to learn the truth.  Save it for later.

 

"Hi, Marla, hi Sherry, what a pleasure to run into you.  Where are you headed?"

Marla smiled, then added, "Sherry and I are headed to the show.  Would you like to join us?"

Overwhelmed with relief, yes indeed I would like to join them.  A sweeter offer have never been heard.  The absence of Darren was equally gratifying.  Still not sure where where I stood, I risked reaching for Marla's hand.  I was overjoyed when she accepted with a smile.  Goodness gracious, there was hope for me after all.  I had just spent the past hour fearing she hated me.  Now with this simple gesture, my despair was replaced by a powerful belief that today's ordeal had been a spiritual test.  Believing things were going to work out after all, my eyes were filled with tears as we walked to the theater.

Finding Marla in the hallway had been weird.  Wonderful to be sure, but weird, very weird.  Totally in the dark regarding what had caused this Day of Confusion, I assumed there would be a difficult reckoning later on.  However, I was certain of one thing.  Two straight nights of chance meetings, first in the Disco, now in the Hallway, had me convinced Marla and I were Fated to be together.  That belief would sustain me in the long talk ahead.

 
 



WHY I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
 

 

There are four kinds of Coincidences.  The vast majority are Meaningless coincidences which can be easily ignored. 

Some Coincidences are strange enough to raise an eyebrow, but lack total certainty as to Supernatural origin.  There may be other explanations which serve to raise doubt.  Could this have Realistically taken place?  Or is the Mystical explanation sufficiently "Suspicious" to deserve being added to the List?

A "Serious" Coincidence is special.  No matter what the Coincidence, there will always be doubt to varying degrees.  However, sometimes a Coincidence is so profound, the most likely explanation seems Supernatural in origin. 

Then there are "Ultra-Serious" Coincidences.  These are so rare and so important they have the power to change the course of someone's life.  Out of 120 Coincidences on my List, there are only four Ultra-Serious Coincidences. 

Here is an example of an Ultra-Serious Coincidence.  I have spoken of Maria Ballantyne's unexpected appearance at my grocery store during my Senior year of high school.  Mrs. Ballantyne had never met me.  I was a complete stranger to her.  If Mrs. Ballantyne had walked in the store, bought groceries, then left without saying a word, that would have been a "Meaningless Coincidence".  But that is not what happened.  Just as I was about to walk away after putting her groceries in the trunk, Mrs. Ballantyne noticed I was wearing clothing that resembled the St. John's school uniform. 

Curious, she asked me to stop so she could check out her sudden hunch.  After I confirmed her suspicion, Mrs. Ballantyne could just as easily said "Pleased to meet you" and left.  But that is not what happened.  Mrs. Ballantyne became curious why any boy who attended a rich kid's school would be working this menial after-school job for a buck an hour plus tips.  So she began to interview me. 

Shocked by my explanation, Mrs. Ballantyne suddenly realized she was dealing with a seriously disturbed young man.  In that moment, her mother's instinct kicked in.  This caused her to stay and see if she could help.  Not only did her intervention solve my crisis, the unanswered questions behind her mysterious appearance awakened my lifelong interest in God and Fate.  Mrs. Ballantyne's intervention changed the course of my life.  That is what made this Coincidence 'Ultra-Serious'.

 

As Marla and I watched the show in the dark theater, I had a chance to debate the merits of the Hallway Coincidence.  There were so many aspects that felt out of the Ordinary, I became incredibly spooked by the surrealistic quality of Marla's sudden appearance at such an auspicious time.  This Coincidence was definitely "Serious", but was it "Ultra-Serious"?  Would it change the course of my life?

Over the years I have developed four criterion to evaluate whether a curious incident deserves to be added to the List or not.  My criteria includes Probability, Timing, Impact, plus a subjective element I call the "Weird Factor". 
 

  •   Timing

While it is true that Marla's cabin was only four doors away, that is relatively unimportant.  I had no idea she was there during my hour of soul searching.  In fact, I assumed she was with Darren.  Which was partially true.  While I tore my hair out in the solitude of my cabin, Marla shared dinner with Darren and Sherry at a leisurely pace.  Afterwards the two women returned to their cabin to change outfits before attending the show.  Although I could have left my cabin at any time during my 75-minute span, I left at the exact moment necessary to spot Marla.  What were the chances?  I estimate there was at most a four-minute window of opportunity for the Hallway Coincidence to take place.  It took two minutes to walk the hallway from our rooms to the elevator.  The elevator was hidden from sight around a corner.  Had I left two minutes before Marla, she would have never seen me.  If she had left two minutes before me, I would have missed her.

Given that I unsuccessfully tried to open my cabin door to search for Marla three separate times, each failure delayed my departure roughly 10 minutes apiece.  At the exact moment I finally made the impulsive decision to leave, there was Marla.  The critical Timing could not possibly have been more suspicious.  Was it an accident?  Or did the Hidden Hand of God create the split-second timing?
 

  •   Probability  

How does one assign odds to a coincidence of this magnitude?  Beats the heck out of me.  However, I do have an interesting way to assess the probability of a coincidence.  I call it the "Cumulative Effect".  Rather than evaluate the odds of an incident by itself, sometimes I look at the overall context.  As it turns out, there was a serious flurry of other Coincidences surrounding our Fairy Tale Romance, ten to be specific.  I will list them all in due time.  If I view these ten coincidences as 'Linked Together', then there is a Cumulative Probability.

Let's assign low odds to finding Marla in the Hallway, one in ten.  If I left my cabin at 10 random times during the night, maybe one time in ten I would run into Marla.  But what probability should I assign to Cinderella Night?  What were odds of running into Marla at the perfect time on the previous night?  For simplicity's sake, let's rate all ten Coincidences as "one in ten". 

What do I do, add or multiply?  If we "add" one in ten, the probability of ten Linked-Coincidences is one in a hundred.  If we multiply them 10 times, the probability becomes one in ten billion.  In other words, the probability of the Hallway Coincidence standing alone is not earth-shattering.  However, when seen in the context of nine other coincidences (some of which I have not revealed), the odds begin to approach the Astronomical.  This is what Carl Jung meant with this important quote: 

"The problem of Synchronicity has puzzled me for a long time, ever since my middle twenties when I was investigating the phenomena of the collective unconscious.  I kept on coming across connections which I simply could not explain as chance groupings.  What I found were 'coincidences' which were connected so meaningfully that their chance concurrence would represent a degree of improbability that would have to be expressed by an astronomical figure."   -- Carl Jung

 
  •   Impact

What was the Impact of the Hallway Coincidence?   Incredible.  This Coincidence opened the door for Marla to become my wife.  Which brings us back to Fate.   The Hallway Coincidence was the moment I first believed our union was meant to be.  But what does the Reader think??   The whole point of this book has been to decide whether our pairing was one of life's cheerful accidents or was it Destiny.  Have you decided yet?

One way to study this is to ask what might have happened "Without the Coincidence."  If I had not found Marla when I did, our chances would have been severely jeopardized.  Why?  Marla's Darren Flirtation shook me to the core of my being.  Without the Hallway Coincidence, my ever-increasing distrust could have prevented any further communication. 

As we shall see, the Day of Confusion was created by a lack of trust on both our parts.  Our misconceptions were so serious, the Darren Incident was very nearly the final straw for both of us.  Marla was so fed up with me, I assumed she was looking for the Exit Door.  So was I.  It is embarrassing to admit how many times in the past I had walked away from a potential relationship at the first sign of trouble.  On the other hand, I took more risks to save my relationship with Marla than ever before in my life.  But without the Hallway Coincidence, the Darren Incident might have been the end of us.

Bitter and full of rage following the Darren Incident, I was headed for the point of no return.  I definitely felt star-crossed.  The sad thing is that I had been on the losing end of complicated love affairs many times before.  After coming up empty in nine consecutive Love Triangles over the years, I felt defeated before I even began to fight.  Indeed, as I sat in my cabin during the Dark Night of the Soul, my sense of helplessness was so great that I was ready to walk away from Marla and cut my losses.  In fact, my Reasoning side was just about to throw in the towel when my Intuition insisted I give it one more try.  Thank goodness I found the courage to listen. 

 

What would have happened to Rick and Marla without the Hallway Coincidence?  It goes without saying that both of us were completely in the dark as to the other's person's motives during the Day of Confusion.  Marla's actions at dinner suggested to me she was no longer interested me.  That turned out to be untrue, but how was I supposed to know that unless we spoke? 

So why not walk four doors and knock?  You don't know me very well.   To understand the degree of my dilemma, as I sat alone in my room I was totally convinced Marla was still with Darren.  What if I knocked and discovered Marla was in there with Darren?  I would die a million deaths.  Terrified of further rejection, never in a thousand years would I have found the guts to knock on Marla's door.  

My only hope was to scour the ship.  If I spotted Marla with Darren, game over.  I would either return to my room in misery or jump off the ship, whichever comes first.  But if Marla was unattached, I would speak to her.  What were my chances of finding Marla?  Slim and none.  Marla was headed for the theater.  Of course I would have checked the theater, but I doubt seriously I would have spotted her.  Once seated, she would have been shrouded in darkness amidst a throng of 400 spectators.  Unwilling to disrupt the show by roaming up and down the theater corridors, I would wander the ship in vain for an hour and a half.  Disgusted and full of despair, no doubt I would have assumed the worst.  Marla was out of sight because she was with Darren, perhaps in his cabin, perhaps in hers.  Either way, I would conclude the whole thing was hopeless.  Depressed out of my mind, I would have given up and returned to my room. 

Here is my point.  There is an old saying that a Lie goes halfway around the world while the Truth is still putting on its shoes.  Letting a Lie go unchecked is similar to the danger of letting a snake bite go untreated.  Never give poison time to spread.  Following the Darren Incident, Rick and Marla both operated under serious misconceptions regarding the other person.  As our fears spiraled badly out of control, what would have happened if we had not reconnected as swiftly as we did? 

Given how unlikely it would have been for our paths to cross if I had been forced to search for Marla throughout the ship, imagine how miserable I would have been alone in my room all night long.  It would have been breakfast the next morning before we had an opportunity to speak again.  Twelve hours would have passed.  Given the degree of paranoia circulating in my mind, I shudder to think if my hostility had been allowed to multiply unchecked throughout the night.  Plagued by rampant distrust, would I want to speak with Marla in the morning?  Maybe yes, more likely no.  Same for Marla.  Why didn't Rick come find her?  Who was he with last night?  Do you see my point?  There was a strong chance Marla's disgust was so great that she would choose not to speak to me again.

In other words, Marla and I were both very fortunate to be handed a chance to clear the air in a timely fashion.  That was the Impact of the Hallway Coincidence.

 
  •   Weirdness

Finding Marla when I did allowed us to correct our misconceptions before they became insurmountable enough to make one or both of us walk away.  What would be the tagline for the Rick and Marla romance movie? 

"A lovesick man believes the woman he covets will never return his affection when suddenly a Fairy Tale coincidence inspires her sudden change of heart.  However, it is all for naught as the stars conspire to ruin any future for their romance.  Just when their fragile love affair appears doomed, a highly unlikely encounter saves the day."

Derived from archaic Anglo-Saxon, in olden times "Wyrd" conveyed a sense of Fate, Destiny, or Doom.  I use the word "Weird" to describe an event I think might be "Supernatural" in origin.  Synonyms for Weirdness include eerie, unnatural, unreal, unearthly, otherworldly, ghostly, mysterious, mystifying, extraordinary, strange, abnormal, unusual, bizarre, creepy, spooky, freaky, odd, uncanny, inexplicable.  Every single one of those words describes how I felt when I saw Marla walk across my path at a critically volatile moment. 

So what did I think was going on?  In a manner very similar to Maria Ballantyne's visit to my grocery store, I believe the Universe was involved.  If forced to guess, perhaps the Universe kept me paralyzed with fear just long to prevent me from opening the door until the perfect moment.  The timing of Marla's hallway stroll past my cabin was so extraordinary, I was convinced I was witnessing a Supernatural Event.  Why?  After Marla had completely ignored me for six months, on Cinderella Night she was handed to me on a silver platter.  After an entire Day of Confusion when nothing made sense, Marla was again handed to me on a silver platter.  Rather convenient, yes?  A crazy Accident?  Or was it Fate?  In my opinion, the shocking events of the past two days were beyond 'Weird'.  And guess what?   We are not done yet. 

 


RICK'S LIST OF SUSPECTED SUPERNATURAL EVENTS
 

 
   108

Serious

Coincidence
Wish come true
  2001
  Rick and Marla's "Wish upon a Star" Cinderella-style meeting in the cruise ship nightclub is followed by the Enchanted Evening.  The ensuing conversation leads to a lightning romance
   109

Suspicious

Love is Blind
Cosmic Blindness

  2001
  Marla's dinnertime flirtation with Darren fools Rick completely, thereby creating his intense Dark Night of the Soul
   110

Ultra Serious

 Coincidence

  2001
  Rick walks out the door at the exact moment Marla is passing by.   This important Coincidence not only solved the Mystery of the Darren Flirtation, it gave Rick and Marla the much-needed chance to end the Day of Confusion.
 
 

 

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Chapter SEVENTEEN:  MIDNIGHT CONFESSION

 


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