GYPSY PROPHECY
CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE:
SAME TIME NEXT YEAR
Written by Rick
and Marla Archer
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SUNDAY, AUGUST 25,
2002
Cruise Trip on Rhapsody of the
Seas
RICK
AND MARLA'S ANNIVERSARY CRUISE
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In August 2001 Marla and I began our cruise trip apart. In
August 2002 we began our Same Time Next
Year cruise holding hands. Deeply in love, we referred
to this as our Anniversary Cruise. This past year had
been wonderful. We argued about everything under the sun,
but always in jest.
Bickering and teasing was second nature to us. However, there was one thing
Marla and I always agreed on: We
were married from the moment we met on Cinderella Night one
year ago.
Although I had been
preoccupied with my new romance during the 2001 trip, it did not escape
my notice that cruise trips and dance students fit together
like a glove. SSQQ guests were able to dance to their
heart's delight virtually round the clock. Dance lessons in the morning,
live band by the pool in the afternoon, evening dancing in
the Atrium, three dance
venues to choose from after dinner, and the Disco stayed
open till the wee hours of
the morning. Our students
delighted in all the compliments they got from other guests.
Even the average dancers had their day in the sun.
Overlooked at home, imagine the thrill of having people to
stop to watch them dance on board.
Word of mouth from
the 2001 trip was so positive, it created a groundswell of interest
towards repeating our summer cruise
trip in 2002. Marla and I were more than happy to
oblige. Our 2002 trip took place
aboard the glamorous Royal
Caribbean
Rhapsody. This ship was new to Galveston. Switching
from Carnival to Royal Caribbean had been
Marla's idea. What a great idea!
Although our total of 86 guests was
down slightly from last year's total of 100, no one
complained. On the contrary, everyone applauded Marla.
We all agreed the Rhapsody was a huge upgrade over
last year's ship.
We attributed the drop-off to the
higher price tag. Why the higher price? Two
reasons. For one thing, this trip was 7 nights as
opposed to 4 nights last year. In addition to three
extra nights at sea, our new
ship was far superior to the piece of junk we sailed on the
previous year. We gasped the moment we arrived.
The Rhapsody was absolutely beautiful. The verdict
was unanimous. This ship was
worth every extra penny.
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THE 'SHALL
WE DANCE' LOUNGE
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Our dance group fell in love
with the Shall We Dance Lounge from the moment
we first saw it. The Lounge was stunning. It was
dedicated to the famous Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers movie
titled "Shall We Dance". Filmed in
1937, this movie and other Astaire films like it were responsible for
popularizing the 1930's Big Band Era.
One side of the
room featured large windows which offered a romantic view of the sea. The other
side had a fabulous wall-length mural depicting scenes from the Big Band Era
of the Thirties. The murals
were fascinating to study because they gave us an idea of
what this famous dance era looked like. In particular,
these murals had the magic power to inspire us to dance (not
that we needed much incentive).
In all Marla and I would take five
trips aboard the Rhapsody. We have fond
memories of many happy nights dancing in this room. In
the years ahead Marla and I would go on to travel the world
on over 40 different cruise ships. I never saw a more
beautiful lounge on land or sea. Or the dance floor for
that matter. I did not know it at the time, but the
circular floor would prove to be the largest and finest
dance floor I would ever sail on.
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What I
enjoyed most about the Shall We Dance Lounge
was the chance to relive the glorious Big Band Era of
the past. The 1937 film Shall We Dance
was so enticing that an entire generation had decided to embrace Swing
Dancing. I was so
transfixed by the Big Band dance murals that I
sat down and took time to better appreciate the artwork. The pictures were drawn by
British artist Barry
Rowe, a man better known for his paintings of vintage race
cars.
The Swing Era was
glamorized by the legendary Fred Astaire and Ginger
Rogers.
Films such as
Swing Time and Shall We Dance
featured the dancing of Astaire and Rogers
plus the Swing music of
George and Ira Gershwin. The music and dancing
in these movies captured the magic of the
Big Band Era and spread it far and wide.
The Astaire/Rogers movies helped inspire the
entire country to spend at least one evening a month
dancing out
on the town.
Long before
Saturday Night Fever got America to try
Disco, Shall We Dance had done something
similar 40 years earlier. It
was amazing how a movie had the power to inspire an entire
nation to try something new.
Back in the
days of the Big Band Swing Era, an evening of
dance became part of the cultural landscape.
Those were the days when dinner, dance and beautiful
dresses were a
customary way for American couples to enjoy an evening
on the town. The glamour and sophistication of
Swing dancing
became a
regular part of American nightlife.
Swing music
was very complex. It was played by large
Big Band orchestras ranging from 5 to 10 to 25 pieces. Over the radio, the music of
bandleaders such as Benny Goodman and Glenn Miller
rocketed Swing music to huge popularity. However,
Swing dancing was pretty much limited to large cities
due to lack of television. Once Astaire and Rogers
sent images of the dancing countrywide, now everyone was
hooked. On the
weekends, America enjoyed an evening of dancing to live
Swing music played by bands in their own community.
Some people went to dinner clubs, others turned on the
radio and rolled up the living room rug.
Although the
Thirties and early Forties were the heyday of America's love affair with Swing Dancing, the
Big Band Era actually started in the Twenties. The
emergence of Jazz music led to the Charleston
which evolved into the Lindy Hop.
Lindy evolved into Swing,
also known as Jive and Jitterbug.
In addition to Swing music, the bands played songs with different tempos
which encouraged people to try Foxtrot,
Cha Cha, and Slow Dance.
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There's an old saying. "Beware
the man who praises liberated women. He is preparing
to quit his job."
That is more or less what happened prior to the
2002 cruise trip. Right from the start Marla took charge.
She decided to switch ships. She decided to interface with the
travel agent on seating arrangements and pairing up roommates.
She's the one who worked hardest at promoting the trip in person at the
studio. Totally in awe of Marla's salesmanship ability and her
knowledge about travel, I decided to take a back seat.
It was sort of like raising kids where Mom and Dad
have different strengths. Sensing Marla was better at organizing a
cruise trip than I was, our roles changed. On land, I was in
charge. At sea, Marla did the planning while I adopted a Cruise
Director role. Worked like a charm. I did not mind being second in command.
To be honest, our guests had no idea. Marla preferred I remain the
public face of the team while she adopted a role best described as 'Power
behind the Throne'.
For example, here at the morning dance class, I was in charge
while Marla took a back seat. On our previous trip I discovered
how much our guests enjoy morning dance classes on sea days.
On Monday morning, close to 100 guests strolled into the lovely
Shall We Dance Lounge. Apparently a lot of people had
stayed up late night on the first day of the trip. Noting these people were dragging just as badly as I was, I
had to grin. The trip had just begun and everyone was already
worn out. I put on a C&W song. This let everybody either sit
for a moment or warm up to a Texas Twostep.
I marveled at the beauty of this dance lounge.
Nothing on last year's ship compared to the
Shall
We Dance Lounge. I loved how the giant
murals created the effect of returning to
the wonderful era of Big Band Dancing.
They were an inspiration indeed.
Complete with a statue of Fred Astaire and Ginger
Rogers at the entrance, the room was
greatly enhanced by these testaments to sophisticated
dancing.
I wistfully
dreamed another era of Dance Elegance would return someday.
As people greeted their friends, I had a wicked grin on my face. I
was planning an unwelcome surprise for everyone.
The
Captain's Reception was scheduled to take place tonight.
In my role as de facto 'Cruise
Director', I would do everything in my power to
enhance this event.
So what horrible thing did I have planned?
Today's morning dance lesson would cover FOXTROT.
Due to Houston's love affair with Western dancing, Ballroom dancing had
never caught on at SSQQ. Given this group's distaste for Ballroom
Dancing, I
anticipated a lot of grumbling.
Why so?
People prefer to dance to music they enjoy
listening to. In Texas, that would be Country-Western. The
tradition of Twostep and Polka was brought to Texas in the late 1800s by
a tidal wave of German immigrants. Legend has it that each family
brought a Bible and a fiddle. Dancing was so popular as a way for
the far-flung communities to merge using weekend barn dances, people
joked there was a fiddler hiding behind every bush.
Very few of my students knew this story.
They had no idea the Texas Twostep was a descendant of the German dance
tradition which, incidentally, included a rudimentary form of the
Foxtrot. Given everyone's preference for Western dancing, why did
I insist on teaching Foxtrot today? Because tonight was the
Captain's Reception featuring the ship's orchestra.
In order to make the occasion
special, the orchestra was scheduled to play
the Big Band Swing music of Glenn
Miller and Benny Goodman.
In addition, I expected to band to play Foxtrot
classics such as the Benny Goodman song 'Moonglow'.
Although my students
were excellent Swing dancers, very few of them
knew how to Foxtrot. Convinced
there
would be Foxtrot music played
tonight, I decided to prepare them in advance.
Marla had reserved the Lounge for a two-hour workshop. I
would use this time to teach my
students the fundamentals of Small Floor Foxtrot
including the infamous Box Step and several variations.
As expected, I was met with a lot of skepticism,
especially from the
men. Jeff asked the first
question. "I thought Foxtrot was the same as
Twostep only kind of snooty. I was told Foxtrot used the same
Slow Slow Quick Quick system as Twostep. What you are
teaching here is different. The Box Step uses six
steps instead of four. Can you explain the contradiction?"
"That's a good question,
Jeff.
There are two styles of Foxtrot. One style
travels in a circle around the floor. That's
the one you are thinking of and yes, it uses
footwork similar to Twostep. However, Small Floor Foxtrot stays in
one spot on the floor. Many dance floors are small which prevents
traveling. The Box Step allows all sorts of
patterns to be danced in one spot."
"Why do we have to learn two different
styles?" Jeff asked.
"Two reasons. First
of all, there are different speeds of Foxtrot music.
'Stomping at the Savoy', a famous Benny
Goodman song, is fast enough to be danced as a Swing
or a slow Twostep.
But the real problem is that I expect the floor to
be crowded tonight. When people get in your way, the Small Floor version works better to
Sinatra music such as 'The Way You Look Tonight'.
Plus there is another problem. Tonight you
will discover we are the only serious dancers on
the ship. However, that won't stop a few of
the other guests from trying. Typically the
people who wing it will get in
your way just like a broken-down car on the freeway.
In this case, you
would be more at ease using Small Floor
Foxtrot to avoid collisions."
Jeff persisted. "But what if I want to use
the Twostep instead of the Foxtrot?"
"Assuming no one gets in
your way, go right ahead.
But I am warning you that the other dancers will not
understand our tradition of traveling in a circle
around the floor. Foxtrot dancing is best
described as 'Dodge-Em cars where everybody dances
in random directions. People will get in your
way, I'm serious."
A guy named Ted raised his hand. In a
grouchy voice, he said, "This seems kind of complicated. Why even
bother learning it? I think I'll just stick to Swing dancing and
Twostep tonight."
A handful of men nodded agreement. Due to
their well-known resistance to Ballroom Dancing, they had no interest in
learning a bunch of boring Box Step patterns. Frowning to myself,
these guys were in great need of attitude adjustment.
Seeing me flounder, Marla spoke up.
"Take a look at these murals," she said. The Thirties were
the Era of Formal Dance. Look how elegant the women are in their
evening gowns. Look how handsome the men are in their suits.
You guys need to figure this out. Do
you see the smiles on those the faces of those ladies? Women like
to be held. Women like to dance gracefully to soft music. In
every picture, the men have their arm around the lady's back and they
look terrific."
Ted countered, "We have our arm around the girls
in Twostep."
Marla looked at me, so I took up the debate.
"I agree that today's Country Western dancing
is fun and active, but certain music calls for a different style of
dance. Women screamed at Frank Sinatra because his music went
straight to their heart. Romantic music demands a style that combines intricate footwork and the ability to move gracefully. It
is not easy to look good dancing to slower tempos, but the upside is
huge. You have no idea how much our ladies appreciate a man who
can lead a slow dance."
When I finished, there was still a lot of
skepticism. Sensing the uncertainty, Marla reinforced what I had
just said.
"You guys need to listen to my husband. Rick
and I met on the dance floor of a cruise ship. At the Captain's
Reception, he lured me to the floor with Swing dancing, but later that
night he captured my heart with a slow dance. The song was 'Stars Get
in Your Eyes'. Who knows, they might even play that song again
tonight. If you guys had the slightest idea the power a slow dance
carries with a woman, you would be wise to learn Foxtrot."
The room got very quiet as the men mulled
it over. As the morning hung in the balance, Marla took charge.
"Come on, girls, speak up."
The women laughed. Taking their cue from
Marla, every woman tapped the nearest man to them and gave them "The
Look". It did not matter if the man was single or married, he
got the message. "Happy Wife, Happy Life." In a
flash, the Great Foxtrot Revolt was over. Thanks to
Marla's intervention, there were no more objections. The men knew exactly what Marla was getting at. If there's one
thing I like about men, they grasp the concept of enlightened
self-interest. Talk about Attitude Adjustment! For the next two hours, the men
learned Shadows and Sweethearts, Crossovers and Conversations, Parallels
and Promenades. .
The women were amazing.
Using coy smiles, gentle goading and large doses of encouragement, they
coaxed the men to take this seriously. I could not help but grin.
I have a theory that men a giant laboratory run by women. Today my
theory was validated. Like it or not, our lab rats were learning
to Foxtrot. Some men were enthusiastic, some faked it, but
they all cooperated. By the time class ended, our
men
were masters of Small Floor Foxtrot.
I was very proud of Marla. Together we made
quite a team.
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The Rhapsody's Captain's
Reception was terrific. Held in the lovely Shall We
Dance Lounge, the event had all the
trappings of splendor. It featured a room
decorated with murals from the Thirties Swing
Era, wonderful Big Band
music played by the ship's orchestra, a lavish
buffet, and a beautiful dance floor.
In addition, everyone was dressed to the nines and
looking good.
Best of all,
lots of free champagne!
It was pretty wonderful. Right before our
eyes, the elegance of the Thirties was reborn.
Why do they call it the
Captain's Reception? Because the Captain
himself and his staff formed a greeting line at the
entrance to the room. Marla and I made sure to
have our picture taken with the ultra-serious
Captain Teige. As I stood next to him, I
smiled because I knew the Captain was in for a surprise
tonight. Thanks to
the morning workshop, the stage was set for a very
remarkable moment.
After getting our picture taken
at the entrance, Marla and I entered the room.
Wow, big crowd! Never underestimate the power
of free booze. We estimated there
were roughly 250 people in the room.
I could not wait for the music to start.
Sure enough, the moment the
band struck up a tune, virtually every one of our
85 guests flocked to the floor.
Leaving little room for anyone else, our group
dominated the floor. And that is when the
magic unfolded. To the amazement of every person in the room, our ladies in
their lovely gowns and our handsome men in formal
attire brought the Lost Era of Formal Dance
back to life.
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The empty floor was instantly
filled with 40 couples dancing fluidly to Benny
Goodman's 'Stomping at the Savoy'. Our
couples looked
great. As the other guests at the reception
watched in awe, the SSQQ dancers put on
quite a show. The audience was very confused.
Who are these guys? Anyone who has ever been on a cruise knows the dance
floors are rarely busy, at least not until the
champagne kicks in. But these dancers looked
sober! Imagine that.
It took me a second to
decipher the perplexed looks. Then I caught on
that
the
people in the audience had no idea who we were.
Unaware that we were all together, their best guess
was this had to be some sort of coordinated effort.
Stunned by the professional appearance of the
dancing, the other guests concluded we must be
members of the ship's crew trained to provide
entertainment. I laughed when I noticed that
even the ship's staff was in shock. Unlike the
guests, the officers knew these dancers were not
ship personnel, so they were just as confused as the
audience. Seeing their open mouths and wide
eyes, oh how I wish I had remembered to bring a
camera.
There was no one out there but
SSQQ dancers. As I expected, the
non-dancers were so intimidated by our dancing that
they refused to participate. And who could
blame them? Who wants to dance next to a pro?
As a result, our group had
the floor to themselves.
Inspired by murals of the Big Band Era, they
strutted their stuff like peacocks. I could
not help but smile and fantasize. My friends
were so good, it looked like they had mystically
walked from the pictures on the wall out onto
the floor.
The Captain's
Reception served as an exceptional reward for all
their hard work back at the studio. They were
behaving like little ballet kids showing off at
their Christmas recital. There were very few
beginners in this group. Social Dancing is a
skill that requires an element of time to perfect.
A dance cruise would be an exercise in frustration
for a beginner, but not for these seasoned dancers.
Now that dancing was in their blood, they had been
drawn to this trip for the chance to dance non-stop
for seven straight nights.
In a sense, we
had brought the varsity.
Their polish and skill were on wonderful display
tonight.
As I predicted,
my morning Foxtrot workshop came in very handy.
When the Bobby
Darin classic 'Beyond the Sea' came on,
no one in the room knew quite what to do. Even
my own guests were confused. Due to their
Ballroom inexperience, the men were not sure what
dance this song called for. Confused, one of
the couples saw me and asked for help.
"Hey, guys, this is a Foxtrot!" I cried.
"Use the Box Step!" Unfortunately, the men
were still hesitant.
Seeing their
reluctance,
Marla and I
joined the group on the floor. Once they saw
us demonstrate the patterns from the morning
workshop,
the men
suddenly caught on. Tentative at first, they
were tickled to discover the
small floor Foxtrot material we had covered this morning
worked perfectly to the tempo of the Bobby Darin song.
Now that Marla
and I had broken the ice, our leadership was no
longer necessary. Dancers like a challenge, so
everyone practiced what they had learned in
the morning dance lesson. To their delight,
this new Foxtrot material was more fun than they had
expected.
For most of them, this was the first true 'Formal
Dancing' they had ever tried.
They liked being dressed up. They liked dancing
to classy music. Best of all, they liked being
in each other's arms.
As I danced
with Marla, I looked around. I could not help but
wonder if anyone besides me noticed the Foxtrot
being danced on the floor resembled the pictures on
the wall. It was the Reincarnation of the Big
Band Era. As I had envisioned, SSQQ had
resurrected the Lost Art of
Formal Dance.
Next up was
Glenn Miller's 'In the Mood', my favorite Swing song.
Apparently my students agreed. Before
the fourth note, 40 couples were
Swing Dancing just like Fred and Ginger. It
was an impressive sight.
Did our dancers
enjoy their status as stars of the night? Yes,
indeed. It was a guilty pleasure to show
off for this huge audience. Gosh, even the
Captain was watching. This was a very proud
moment for me. The skill demonstrated by my
students during the Reception was what I lived for.
I loved being a dance teacher.
Our guests were having the time of their life in the
Shall We Dance Lounge. You could see
the joy on their faces. They loved dancing to
this music with all these passengers impressed by
their ability. We were there in force and we danced to
every song. At any given moment we might have
anywhere from 20 to 40 couples on the floor.
Noting the smiles on the men's faces, I could see
the light bulbs turning on. They had just
discovered there is a big difference between holding
a girl at the breakneck speed of a Polka and holding
her close in slow motion to a romantic song.
Sometimes men can be really stupid. Any guy
who learns to dance will NEVER be lonely again.
As we danced, I
was pleased to see how happy Marla was. I
could not have asked for a more wonderful night.
I was also very touched by the energy displayed by
our dance group. I felt so blessed to have
Marla and these many friends in my life. What
an honor to have them choose to participate on our
Same Time Next Year trip. This was a very
special moment for me.
However, I was in a
strange mood. Not unhappy, but pensive.
Whatever was bothering me, I was sure I would figure
it out soon enough.
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RETURN
OF A DISTANT MEMORY
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After the Captain's Reception, it was time for dinner.
Our friends said they were going up to the
Disco for late-night dancing, but we begged off.
Marla and I were worn out, so we headed back to the cabin.
Marla immediately plopped onto the bed and began studying the latest cruise guide with
its schedule of tomorrow's events. Meanwhile I tried
to figure out what had been nagging me earlier.
Marla said, "That
Captain's Reception was quite an event! Did you
see the looks on some of their faces as they danced? Based on what I saw, we have some serious
romantic chemistry brewing on board this ship."
I smiled. "You of anyone should
know how women lose all inhibition at sea."
Marla gave me a dirty look. "If
you say one more word about margaritas, you will be sleeping
on the balcony tonight."
Noting I was too fearful to respond,
Marla added,
"It reminded me
of Love Boat. Have you ever
noticed the similarity of
SSQQ
to Love Boat?"
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I shook my head
no. "To be honest, I have never seen the
show."
Marla raised an eyebrow.
"You've never seen Love Boat?"
"No. You forget that I
teach dance at night. Tell me about it."
"The show takes
place on a luxury ship like the Rhapsody. Every week there
are stories about different passengers who have romantic
adventures. Some of the stories are funny, some
are touching, but the point is that love blossoms at sea with little effort. The same thing
happens at the studio all the time. People are
always getting meeting in dance class and falling in
love.
SSQQ is
Love Boat on Land and now it is a Love Boat at
sea."
"So that makes me the Captain, right?"
"No, silly, we've already been through
that. When we are at sea, I am the Captain and you are
the
Cruise
Director. I plan the trip, handle the details
and put you in charge of the fun.
Your job is to provide the entertainment."
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Frowning slightly at being put in my place, I recalled the
old line, "I am the Leader whenever my wife tells me I
am."
Meanwhile, something Marla said brought back that nagging
feeling. In that instant a painful, long-lost memory from
27 years ago
resurfaced. And then another memory hit as well, very
disconcerting indeed. Shaken, I began a trip down
Memory Lane.
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FLASHBACK :
July-AUGUST 1975,
AGE 25
KATIE
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Following my dismissal from Graduate School, I was beyond
devastated. Returning to Houston, I slept 16 hours a
day on a friend's couch for an entire month. After a
solid month of catatonic depression, there were small
flickers of life. Over breakfast one morning I noticed
the want ads hiding underneath the sports section of paper.
By 4 pm that day I was hired as a social worker in charge of
investigating reports of child abuse and neglect.
Leaving the office, I noticed a 'for rent' sign on a
small apartment project two blocks away. I signed a
lease and moved in the following day. I was alive, but
just barely.
It shames me to say this, but I was not terribly effective
at my job. Theoretically I was supposed to help people
improve their lives. Unfortunately I discovered that
people with shattered lives have great difficulty taking
risks. Time after time I found my best efforts
sabotaged.
I made an appointment at a clinic to
get a kid's head lice treated.
The kid was gone when I went to his house to pick
him up. I scheduled a much-needed appointment to help a
client get food stamps. The client never showed up for
the appointment. I scheduled a home visit with the
intent of helping a mother clean up
her house. I
picked up half the trash
myself and carried it to the dumpster. On my next
visit, the house was disgusting again.
I should have
looked for another job, but I didn't. There was really
no 'Plan B' after being tossed from graduate school.
I could think of a couple things I would be good at,
computers perhaps, but everything I thought of meant
returning to college. Filled with disgust, forget
that. Besides, all that ambition that once burned hot
in my soul had been extinguished by my grad school failure.
Wandering aimlessly through life, curing my acute loneliness
was really the only thing that mattered. Regarding my
20-year Epic Losing Streak with women, this was the absolute
lowest point of all. Which, of
course, led me to try dance lessons.
One year into my dance project I met a
stunning young lady named
Katie. What a
sweetheart! I met Katie in a Beginning
Ballroom dance class. There were 25 people in the
class, 13 men and 12 women. Considering I was age 25 and
everyone else was 35 and older, the women naturally
gravitated to the men closer to their age. I was the
odd man out. After standing by myself for ten minutes,
I was just getting ready to leave when Katie walked in.
Not only was Katie stunningly beautiful, we were the same
age. Seeing me standing there by myself, Katie walked
straight over and asked if she could be my partner. Be
my partner? Of course! Warm, sincere, and
infinitely patient, I had never met a woman quite like
Katie. I prayed she was the one.
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For six weeks
Katie and I were inseparable. Not once did we
dance with anyone else. Due to our youth, the
instructor referred to us as the 'Swing Kids'.
We laughed, we played, we were constantly in each
other's arms. Katie liked me, I knew it.
But did she
like me enough to date me? I was paralyzed by
the fear of rejection. What if she said no
thanks? Not only would I be crushed, I risked
losing my special dance partner. I racked my
brains for a face-saving way to broach the subject,
but I never found a safe opening. We were
constantly dancing plus Katie had a bad habit of
leaving the moment class was over. I should
have tackled her, but I lacked the courage. To
my undying relief, I caught a break. During
our final class, the instructor invited the students
to join him
for 'Graduation' at a dance club known as
Melody Lane Ballroom. Katie instantly turned to me and
asked if I wanted to go.
Of course I
did. "Let's plan on meeting at the club."
Katie agreed on the spot.
Little did I
know, I had just made one of the most serious
mistakes of my life. What I should have done
was offer to pick Katie up so we could go together.
Had I done that, my life might have taken a much
different direction. In Hindsight, it was such
an obvious thing to do, to this day I wonder why I
did not think of that. I have spoken of Cosmic
Blindness. If ever I needed an example, this
was it.
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Watching in horror as Katie danced
a beautiful Waltz with Jack, I thought about the
Mistress Book. The author had
recommended dance lessons as the easiest way to
approach a woman I did not know. However, the
author added this technique required the man to be
very good.
'Women are
attracted to Excellence, not incompetence.'
No truer words had ever been spoken. My lack
of dance experience had caused this downfall.
To my profound dismay, the instructor had his eye on
Katie from the moment she walked in. Dancing
with her song after song, Katie was having the time
of her life. And so the evil dance instructor claimed Katie as his
prize for the night.
I had lost Katie due to my
inability to compete. That was obvious enough.
But then I was hit by a blinding... and quite
painful... insight. The real reason I was
upset had nothing to do with dance, it was my
feeling of inferiority. The turning point in
the evening had come when Katie discovered I did not
have a career. Recalling the look of doubt
that had crossed Katie's face, I just wanted to die.
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How could I have been so
stupid!? Without a career, no woman of Katie's
caliber would ever marry me. Here I was worried about
dancing with Katie when I should have been worried about
finding a career to replace getting kicked out of graduate
school.
Reeling from the loss of Katie, I went plummeting to the
Abyss.
Taking stock of my situation, I decided
I needed to ditch my dead-end job investigating Child
Abuse and find something I was good at.
But what?
Having no idea what profession I was suited for, I decided maybe a counselor might help me identify a
new direction.
That is how I stumbled into the office
of a therapist named Gaye Brown-Burke. She worked for the Vocational Guidance Service.
Gaye had a
suggestion. "Rick, I want you to daydream!
Let's play a game called 'I Dream of Jeanie.'
Try to imagine your favorite job in whole wide world."
Daydream? This woman wants me to fantasize? How
utterly ridiculous! Immediately suspicious, I stared
at Gaye with skepticism. "Are you sure about
this?"
"Yes, I am quite
serious. I want you to close your eyes and think
of any job in the world. Your Genie has the power
to grant you whatever job you desire. All you have
to do is pick one. However, before you begin, I
have two rules. First, I want something new,
something you haven't thought of before. Second, I
want you to keep your eyes closed until you get a solid
answer."
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AUGUST
2002, AGE 52
THE LOVE BOAT
REVELATION
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Seeing me in distress, Marla shook my shoulder. "Rick,
what's wrong?"
Snapped back to the present, I was a bit dazed. After
taking a moment to gather my thoughts, I looked at Marla.
"I'm okay. I just had a very weird vision, that's
all."
Worried, Marla asked, "Can you explain what you saw?"
"Yes. When you brought up the subject of Love
Boat, a distant memory came flooding back."
"Will you share it
with me?"
I
nodded. First I told Marla the story about Katie and how I went
to counselor's office in search of a career.
Marla said, "So this counselor told you to daydream.
What happened next?"
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"I was dead set against
this, but if Gaye thought it would help, I guess I would
cooperate. To my surprise, this exercise was tough for
me. I was dismayed to find I had steel-tight chains
locked around my imagination. I could only think of
jobs like computer programming or selling audio/video
equipment, occupations I had previously thought of. However,
I had little enthusiasm for either idea. Besides, Gaye
had ordered me to come up with something original. Try
as I might, nothing new came to me. So I told Gaye I
wanted to quit. It didn't work. Gaye said, 'I'm in
no hurry. I'm doing paperwork, so take your time.'"
Marla smiled. "So that's when you dreamed of being a dance
instructor."
"No, Marla, that never crossed my mind. In fact,
nothing crossed my mind.
With my eyes still
closed, I told Gaye I was stuck.
Gaye was tough.
She said I was not allowed to open my eyes till I came up
with one new idea. So I tried again. I had my eyes closed for at
least
five minutes, probably longer. Then out of nowhere a
strange thought popped into my head. I opened my eyes
and told Gaye how surprised I was to have something come to
me.
Gaye smiled. 'Wonderful. What is your idea?'
I
replied, "I want to be the guy who organizes the games and activities
on a cruise ship."
Marla grinned. "You're making this up."
"No, Marla, I am serious. That is exactly what crossed
my mind. Gaye beamed at my
accomplishment."
"What did she say?" Marla asked.
"Gaye was proud of me. 'Good for you, Rick. That's a
great idea! There are programs out there that
offer the training you will need to pursue a position like
that. In fact, I think I have a brochure on just such
a program.'
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At that point, Gaye opened
a drawer and pulled out a series of pamphlets.
Although Gaye had embraced my idea, I quickly pooh-poohed
it. Shaking my head, I told Gaye to put the pamphlets
back.
Gaye was very unhappy.
'What's wrong?' she asked.
'I'm sorry, Gaye, but I
refuse to go back to college. After what happened to me
in graduate school, I refuse to put my head back in that
noose again. I am sick of school. No doubt I
will run into somebody new who will tell me I talk too much
and can't listen worth a damn. Not only that, I am the
last person to fill a job like Cruise Director. This
job calls for someone who is the life of the party, but that
isn't me. I'm a loner, the guy who never talks to
anyone at parties unless they talk to me first. I would not know
the first thing about greeting people on a cruise ship.
I'm sorry, but the
whole idea is crazy. It is a total waste of time.'"
Marla asked, "Why did you dismiss her so readily?"
"Gaye tried to persuade
me otherwise, but my mind was made up. I was so bitter
after what happened at Colorado State, I wasn't going
back to school for any reason. So my Cruise Director
fantasy was quickly discarded. I never gave it another
thought until now."
Marla looked at me with curiosity. "When did this
take place?"
"27 years ago. 1975."
"So you are saying
that 27 years ago you had the idea to become a Cruise
Director, but you never pursued it."
"That is correct."
"And now you have
activities planned for our guests every day and night of the
trip. Dance lessons, dance parties,
Scavenger Hunt, Jigsaw Puzzle, Trivial Pursuits contest,
Beach Volleyball. Sounds like you found your
calling. So where do you suppose this idea come from
back in 1975?"
"Beats me. On the
day I had my daydream in Gaye's office, I had never been
anywhere near a cruise ship. That is why I think this
memory is
very strange. I knew cruise ships
existed back in
1975, but that was the extent of it.
I was so overwhelmed with emotional problems
related to being thrown out of graduate school, cruise
trips were the farthest thing from my mind. During my
childhood, my mother was so poor we never took a single
vacation. Nor was I interested in the sea."
"Did you get the
idea from all the fuss about Love Boat?"
"I don't think the show was even on yet. When did
Love Boat
debut?"
"I think 1976,
maybe
1977. But your idea had to come from somewhere.
Maybe you saw a movie."
"I swear, Marla, the
thought of cruise trips
never crossed my mind, not as a child, not as a young adult.
My mother was poor. We never went anywhere and
Travel was not part of my fantasy life. I have no
idea where
the 'Cruise Director' idea came from in Gaye's
office. That is why I think it is very strange that
the fantasy came true anyway."
"What a funny
coincidence. You accidentally became a Cruise
Director without even trying. When was the last
time you thought of that memory?"
"Oh, somewhere around the Twelfth of Never. Once I dismissed the
idea, it was gone. But I did think at the time that
this was a really strange idea.
Given my total absence of knowledge or
interest in cruise trips back then, I could not imagine
where the idea came from."
"And you did not
have your dance career at the time."
"Correct. I was just one year into beginner dance
classes. My dance career did not unfold till three
years later, 1978. I wonder why I forgot about this
memory for 27 years"
"The way I see it,
you forgot all
about it because it was so preposterous given your
current reality at the time."
"That is a good
point, Marla. At the same time, it is very strange
that my dream in Gaye's office has played
out like some sort of Prophecy. I wonder if my deeper
self knew there was a role in my future that my conscious
mind was totally unaware of."
"You're not going
to start that Fate stuff again, are you?"
I
grinned. "How did you guess?"
Marla rolled her eyes. "You keep promising that
we are going to talk about your interest in Fate on this
trip. When is that going to happen?"
"How
about tomorrow night?" I answered.
"Excellent. And while you're at it, I want you to
explain to me what you mean by your Epic Losing Streak."
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Rick Archer's
Note:
The satisfaction I got from watching my students captivate
the audience at the Captain's Reception was special.
After Marla went to
sleep, I stayed up to think about the Reception and the Love
Boat fantasy from long ago. Unless I was badly
mistaken, the idea that I had imagined myself as a 'Cruise
Director' 27 years ahead of time hinted strongly of 'Precognition'.
Precognition is the idea
that someone can become aware of future events through
psychic means. It is considered a form of extrasensory
perception (ESP), along with clairvoyance and telepathy.
Since there is no accepted scientific evidence that
precognition is real, it is typically dismissed as 'Pseudoscience',
a fancy word that substitutes for 'total BS'.
That said, there is a history of anecdotal evidence for
precognition, including what happened to me: dreaming about
an unusual and quite specific event that later came true.
Is it 'Precognition' that
California may suffer a serious earthquake one day?
No, of course not. The best predictor of the future is
the past. But in my case, there was absolutely no
justification for my unexpected foretelling. Let's
take a closer look. What separates my cruise direction
dream from the boy who dreams of becoming a doctor?
For one thing, he doesn't forget about it. He
nurses a lifelong desire to pursue a chosen career, then
takes deliberate steps to accomplish it. As for me,
although I took dance lessons, it was hardly with any
intention of pursing a career. Nor did I train to
become a Cruise Director. My dance career and my 'Cruise
Director' role were both a complete accident.
Typically someone has a gift.
Many actors and actresses were said to have 'star quality'
about them as a youth. Wherever they went, they always
wanted to be the center of attention. Moreover, they
found ways to draw that attention by saying clever things,
telling jokes or practicing magic. My lack of any sort
of dance ability was a natural deterrent to any thought of
becoming a teacher.
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Furthermore, most successful people
have mentors or find themselves in an environment that
creates fantasies of a future occupation. Sons of
lawyers become lawyers themselves. Daughters of
actresses become actresses themselves. People who grow
up around the sea give thought to maritime professions.
Dancing sons have dancing mothers, Patsy and Patrick Swayze
for example. So what about me? Where was my
encouragement? What obvious talent did I display?
Who was my role model? Non-existent.
A Cruise Director is typically an
outgoing person who is comfortable greeting newcomers.
They enjoy being on stage. Making quips and
announcements plus introducing performers is second nature.
Why do you suppose I was thrown out of graduate school?
Because I was socially awkward. Given my acute lack of
social skills
and tendency to be a loner, the idea of standing in front of
audiences or making small talk with people I did not know
was the last thing I ever expected to do on the day I sat in
Gaye's office.
In
other words, my dream in Gaye's office to be a Cruise
Director was totally off the wall. It made no sense.
Nevertheless,
somehow
I got past all that to mold this amazing community built
around dance lessons and cruise trips.
I would
never be a match for Patrick Swayze as a
dancer, but I had gifts of my own. The
twists and turns of my various struggles had
prepared me to create a special program that
made people happy. Watching my
students perform at the Captain's Reception
earlier tonight made me so proud. I
was just like the elementary school teacher
who can barely contain a smile as her
students successfully master their ABC's and
123's.
I also
felt blessed to have found Marla. She
was the partner I had always hoped for.
I did not know it at the time, but this trip
with Marla was the dawn of a new phase of my
life, the SSQQ Love Boat Era.
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RICK ARCHER'S LIST OF
SUSPECTED SUPERNATURAL EVENTS
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To be revealed in due
time |
114 |
To be revealed in due
time |
113 |
Serious |
Predestination
Precognition |
2002 |
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Rick recalls his
Cruise Director Prophecy from 1975 in Gaye Brown-Burke's office
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Suspicious |
Coincidence
Telepathy |
2002 |
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The Forest Duet. During a walk in
the woods Rick and Marla begin singing 'People are Strange' at
the exact same moment. We agreed the only explanation that made any sense
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Suspicious |
Coincidence |
2001 |
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Ashley's Secret
turns out to be the hidden reason behind Marla's flirtation with
Darren |
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110 |
Ultra Serious |
Coincidence |
2001 |
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Rick walks out the
door at the exact moment Marla is passing by.
This important Coincidence solves the mystery of Marla's Darren
Flirtation |
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Suspicious |
Love is Blind
Cosmic Blindness |
2001 |
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Marla's dinnertime flirtation with Darren fools Rick and creates his intense Dark
Night of the Soul |
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Serious |
Coincidence
Wish come true |
2001 |
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Rick and Marla's "Wish upon a Star" Cinderella-style meeting
in the cruise ship nightclub is followed by the Enchanted Evening.
This night leads to a lightning romance |
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Suspicious |
Love is Blind
Cosmic Blindness |
2001 |
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Invisibility. Marla does not
know Rick exists for six months despite his many attempts to
get her attention |
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106 |
Suspicious |
Lucky Break
Coincidence |
2001 |
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Tom Easley's
timely ski trip phone call sets Rick on his path to redemption from a
dark period of his life |
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105 |
Suspicious |
Soul Mate Concept |
2000 |
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Rick's Love at
First Sight Thunderbolt experience regarding Marla suggests a pre-existing soul
mate connection |
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Suspicious |
Precognition
Predestination |
1975 |
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Precognitive fantasy in Gaye's office regarding becoming a Cruise Social
Director comes true 27 years later |
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Suspicious |
Messenger
Cosmic Blindness |
1975 |
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Rick's inability to think of a way to ask Katie for a date cost him
dearly. As for messages, Jack taught Rick how NOT to run a dance studio
while Katie indirectly reminded Rick to get a career. |
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