It has been over ten years since the infamous SSQQ Toga Party of 1989. I am just now
starting to recover. I figure
once every Millennium is about right.
The party started innocently enough. We had about 75 people in attendance with about 50
in toga and the rest with street clothes. Several people said they would have worn a toga
if they knew how. This was a sad excuse. Essentially you put on a bathing suit, get an old
sheet, and roll yourself up in the sheet like a mummy. Then you stick a couple safety pins
where needed and you are all set.
Shortly after the party started something went wrong. In fact, something went terribly
wrong. What resulted was the worst dance party in the history of the studio. If you dare,
the whole sordid story will be revealed starting on the next page.
