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THE SSQQ WESTERN ERA

CHAPTER FIVE:

LABOR DAY WEEKEND

Written by Rick Archer 

 

 

Rick Archer's Note:  

The end of my career as a Disco instructor and the start of my career as a Western instructor overlapped for two months, September-October 1979.  I refer to this period as 'Spring Training', a baseball term.  My 'Spring Training' as a Western teacher began the day after Labor Day, September 1979.  Over the next two months I stumbled mightily while learning the fundamentals of the Texas Twostep and the Country-Western Polka.

November 1979 marked the start of the 'Regular Season'.  The end of my career as a Disco instructor and the start of my career as a Western instructor took place simultaneously on the first Monday of the month. 

Here is my problem.  My career as a dance instructor was deeply intertwined with my complicated love life.  My previous book, The Year of Living Dangerously, ended with a key event in my personal life at the start of October.  However, since the 'Western Era' of my life began one month earlier on Labor Day, this book needs to include the events of September.  In other words, the beginning of this book includes a one-month recap of my previous book.  Without this overlap, my new Readers would be lost in a manner similar to coming into a movie that has already started. 

Unfortunately, my compromise risks boring Readers of my previous book.  If you find this repetition frustrating, skim the chapters till we get to October.   

 
 
 

LABOR DAY
WEEKEND:  JENNIFER
 

The moment Jennifer appeared, my life took a dramatic change.  Jennifer was the closest thing to love at first sight I had ever experienced.  Which is an odd thing to say because I had known Jennifer for a month.  So how can it be 'Love at first sight'?  Good question.  In fact, I asked myself that same question.  Truth be told, I never knew Jennifer existed until the day she knocked on my door. 

The moment I saw Jennifer, I gasped.  "Oh my God, where has this woman been hiding?"

Despite the threat of the Dancing Cowboy, my Disco program was still relatively healthy in August.  I had two favorite classes.  One was my Superstar Class on Monday night.  This class consisted of 25 students who had stayed with me the entire year because they loved Disco so much.  They were so good that I had begun to teach them how to perform Disco acrobatics.  Considering these risky moves were the same things people did in dance contests, I was very proud of them (we will hear more about this class down the road).

Jennifer joined the Superstar Class in August.  For reasons I will never understand, I barely noticed her.  Let me change that.  I did notice how good she was at acrobatics.  With practice, I expected Jennifer could be as good as Joanne, the legendary best dancer at the studio.  However, I was so preoccupied with the Dance Curse as well as Victoria's constant marital headaches, Jennifer never crossed my radar.  Not once.

My other favorite Disco class took place in Clear Lake, a suburb 20 miles southeast of downtown.  Unlike Houston, Clear Lake seemed immune to the creeping disease of Urban Cowboy.  In fact, two new Discos had recently opened in the area and were doing thriving business.  Every Saturday afternoon I drove to Clear Lake to teach a Disco class to seven married couples.  These people were incredible dancers.  Remember what I said about how friendships were the secret ingredient of my dance classes?  The chance to see their friends every Saturday was the highlight of their week. 

I had been with this group for seven months and I was very fond of them.  They were so good that several couples had won dance contests.  Unfortunately the day had come when they were too good for their own good.  What was the problem?  They learned so fast that I had taught them practically everything I knew.  The only moves left in the cookie jar were difficult dance acrobatics that Victoria and I used when we performed.  Due to my recent accidents during the Dance Curse, I had become skittish.  For safety reasons, I was scared to attempt to teach such risky material.  So on Saturday, August 25, I voiced my concerns.  To my surprise, they did not want to quit.  Neither did I, so after a long talk we agreed to begin learning advanced acrobatics starting next Saturday on Labor Day Weekend.  If things went well, we would continue from there.  Unfortunately on Sunday, the following night, I had a serious change of heart thanks to the Karate Chop accident. 

 
 
SUNDAY EVENING, AUGUST 26, 1979

KARATE CHOP REPERCUSSIONS

 

 

 

Every Sunday evening Victoria and I taught a dance class at a club called Annabelle's.  At the end of class, we would do a dance performance.  Our students loved Sunday evenings.  They could see their friends, dance to their heart's delight, and enjoy watching us perform.  Only one problem.  Tonight there was such a big crowd some people had trouble seeing us.  For this reason, a student named Benita made it a point to get in front.  Unfortunately, the surge of the crowd was so strong that Benita found herself pushed onto the floor just when Victoria hit a dance position known as the 'Explosion'.  Throwing her arm out to hit a pose, Victoria struck poor Benita right in the throat.  Benita fell to the floor grasping her neck and rasping for air.  Everyone was horrified.  We could see Benita was in great pain and we feared it was serious.  It took ten minutes for Benita to recover, but she was okay.  Once Benita was able to smile again, Victoria and I apologized profusely.  Like Victoria, I was very shaken

So what does this have to do with Jennifer?  I was already spooked over the danger of teaching risky acrobatics to my Clear Lake friends.  Now I was doubly spooked by seeing how badly Benita got hurt.  I would be crushed if one of the women got hurt during my upcoming Saturday lesson.  Feeling paranoid, I was ready to call the group and cancel when I had an idea.  What if I had a partner who could demonstrate the difficult pattern and show the women how it worked?  That would reduce the danger dramatically. 

The following night, Monday, August 25, I decided to ask the ladies in my Monday Superstar Class if they would be willing to drive down to Clear Lake this coming Saturday.  Bad idea.  Labor Day Weekend is a chance to leave town for a trip.  It was also a good time for family reunions.  Saturday was also Date Night.  After getting turned down by five women in a row, I was about to give up.  Just then Jennifer walked in.  Hmm.  Why not ask her?  To my surprise, Jennifer said yes, but then she hesitated. 

 

Uh oh.  Now what?  Jennifer said she worked at her office downtown on Saturday afternoons to avoid interruptions.  Was there any chance she could meet me at my house?  That seemed odd, so I offered to pick her up at the office.  However Jennifer insisted it would be much easier if she came to me.  Okay, if that's what she wants, fine by me.  I shrugged and drew her a map.

 
 
SATURDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 1, 1979

KNOCK KNOCK

 

A favorite ploy in rom-com movies is the infamous 'date which isn't a date' set-up.  That was not the case with Jennifer.  This was not a date.  Even when I spoke to Jennifer at the studio about the Clear Lake class, I had no interest in her.  Nor did I give Jennifer another thought for five days.  Out of sight, out of mind.  To be honest, since we had not spoken since Monday, on Saturday I was curious if Jennifer would even show up.  I wouldn't blame her if she changed her mind.  Jennifer probably had better things to do on a Saturday night.  Just then I heard a knock.  The moment I opened the door, I was stunned to find myself staring at an exceptionally beautiful woman.  This was so weird!  It was like someone had lifted blinders from my eyes.  I blinked twice just to make sure I wasn't dreaming.  Then I pinched myself to be doubly sure.  What was wrong with me?  How could I have overlooked a woman of this magnitude for an entire month?

As we drove to Clear Lake, I continued to wonder how a woman who looked like Jennifer had remained invisible.  And why was a woman who looked like Jennifer available on a Saturday night?  A holiday Saturday night no less.  The guys should have been beating down the door for this woman.  As we drove, I realized I didn't know a thing about her, so I started asking questions.  By the way she answered, Jennifer enjoyed being interviewed.  Soon she was asking me questions too, first-date kind of questions.  Finding myself engaged in a delightful conversation, my heart skipped a beat.  Was it my imagination or was Jennifer just as interested in me as I was in her? 

Although Jennifer was five years younger, you wouldn't guess.  She was very sharp.  Jennifer was an accountant at a major Houston firm.  This was her first job out of college.  I was so intrigued that every mile or so I asked myself again why I had never given her a second glance at the studio.  It still bugged me that a girl this special had escaped my notice for an entire month.  Increasingly curious about my companion, I decided to ask a question that had been bothering me.  

"Jennifer, why are you so good at learning these acrobatic moves in class?  I have never seen anyone other than my former assistant Joanne pick this stuff up so effortlessly." 

Jennifer smiled at the compliment.  "I was a competitive gymnast in high school until nature took its course.  Curves are a real problem in gymnastics."

"Do you mean your breasts got in the way?"

"Yeah, something like that."

I smiled.  "I see your problem.  Should I offer you my sympathy?"

Now Jennifer smiled too.  "No, as handicaps go, I guess I can live with this."

Based on her skill at acrobatics, obviously her athletic talent was still there.  So were those curves.  At that thought, I turned my head to take another good look at her.  Jennifer caught me, so I grinned.  Jennifer smiled back.  She knew I was checking her out and liked what I saw.  Jennifer was a dark-haired blonde, 5' 4", long hair, big brown eyes, hourglass figure.  A serious babe.  Under normal circumstances, I would have never taken my eyes off her.  And yet Jennifer had been invisible for a month.  Weird weird weird.  Beyond weird!

Well, my eyes were open now.  Just then a wicked smile crossed my face.  Jennifer was Victoria's worst nightmare.  Jennifer was the woman Victoria had long-feared would appear someday.  Jennifer had it all... looks, brains, poise, athletic ability, love of dance, a solid career.  And she liked me, I could tell.  Victoria's fear that a woman like Jennifer would replace her was the main reason she had embarked on these past eight months of irrational behavior.  How strange that Jennifer had appeared out of nowhere when she did.  At this very moment, Victoria was talking with Michael about trying to repair their marriage.  Jennifer's entrance into my life was timed so perfectly I wondered if Fate was involved.  I prayed that Victoria would hand in her resignation and clear the way for Jennifer.

The evening with the Clear Lake group went well.  Jennifer was rather diffident, probably because she was a newcomer and the youngest person in the room.  Although Jennifer lacked Victoria's flash and dash or Patricia's seductive charm with men, that didn't matter one bit to my Clear Lake couples.  Underneath her shy demeanor, Jennifer was a lady, poised, calm, collected, confident.  As opposed to the temperamental Divas who strived for attention, this woman was mature beyond her years.  Jennifer helped every man with his leads and showed each woman how to make the Scissors pattern work.  Jennifer made quite an impression.  Noticing how much everyone liked her, I was awestruck.  After class, Linda, one of the ladies in the group, came over and grabbed me by the forearm.  Pulling me aside, Linda whispered, "Rick, I don't know if you take advice from older women, but this young lady you have found is very special!  I really like her!" 

I nodded.  I agreed with Linda.  Jennifer and I were instant teammates.  Throughout 1979, my life always seemed out of control, but not with Jennifer at my side.  Jennifer might just be the anchor I needed to ground me against the swirling currents of Dance Curses, Dancing Cowboys and Victoria's troubled marriage.  Best of all, Jennifer did not need me to 'support' her.  'Support' was Victoria's favorite word.  Every time I turned around, Victoria wanted to know how I would support her if she left Michael.  Whatever made Victoria think I wanted to support her in the first place?  Nevertheless, it was reassuring to know Jennifer could stand on her own two feet.  With Urban Cowboy looming and Disco fading, I worried constantly over what I would do when my dance career got squashed.  If worse came to worst, I suppose I would get a computer job.  Whatever I decided, it was nice to know Jennifer would not depend on me for money. 

As we drove back to Houston, I was happy to have Jennifer at my side.  Based on her smile, I had a hunch where things were headed.  If so, I was technically a free agent.  Although Victoria claimed me, she was a married woman to whom I had made no promises.  As for the 'Forbidden Line', Victoria and I had come close twice, but stopped both times.  I would not claim innocence, but at the same time I saw nothing to prevent Victoria from patching things up.  I had waited for Victoria once before over July 4th.  I wasn't going to wait again. 

"Jennifer, you were pretty wonderful in class tonight.  You made a huge difference.  By the way, my friends really like you."

Jennifer reached across.  She took my right hand in hers and squeezed it affectionately.  When Jennifer laughed, I asked why. 

"I have a little secret to share.  I've been watching you for some time.  I kept hanging around hoping you would notice me." 

What an odd thing to say.  This young lady had been trying to get my attention for a month and not once did I see her.  For the umpteenth time I wondered if there was a supernatural element to this inexplicable Blind Spot.  Previously I always thought the term 'Love is Blind' suggested our emotions masked flaws in our lovers.  However, maybe there was another meaning.  Perhaps the Universe deliberately disguised Jennifer in order to create the correct timing necessary to fulfill our Destiny. 

"Jennifer, do you mind if I ask you an odd question?"

"Shoot."

"Was this working downtown story on the level or was it some ploy to get you into my house?"

Jennifer grinned.  "How did you guess?"

Jennifer and I were inseparable all weekend long.  We spent Saturday night at my house.  We spent Sunday at my house as well.  We spent Labor Day Monday at her apartment.  A whirlwind romance was in the making.  Jennifer was a wish come true, a stunning companion who had appeared out of the blue as if in answer to an unspoken prayer.  Victoria did not know it, but her worst fear had just come true.  She would be facing a formidable rival at the exact time when her own powers were diminished.  Jennifer had it all plus she loved to dance.  Oh, one more thing... Jennifer was single. 

 
 

COSMIC BLINDNESS
 
 

Rick Archer's Note:  

Previous Readers of my books are well aware of my strong interest in Fate.  However, for the benefit of new Readers, I think a brief explanation is necessary.  Whenever one of my stories strikes me as a 'Fated Event', I go to great lengths to explain why I feel that way. 

At age 5, a race car broke through a fence and missed hitting me and my father by three feet.  Ten feet later the car hit a telephone pole and killed the driver.  What made this tragedy weird was the presence of a sudden impulse that had caused me to stop in my tracks.  When my father attributed our stunning good fortune to a Guardian Angel, this strange event marked the start of my interest in God, Fate, Destiny, and Divine Intervention. 

A series of unusual events during my childhood continued to nurture my curiosity, but not always in a positive way.  One of the great mysteries of life is the capacity of seemingly intelligent people to commit colossal and quite uncharacteristic acts of extreme stupidity.  Here is an example.  Age 13, a mysterious infection related to acne caused my face to swell to the size of a balloon.  This attack took place overnight while I slept.  The pain from the swelling was intense.  In addition I looked like a monster.  Any mother in her right mind would have screamed bloody murder and taken her child straight to the doctor.  Not my mother.  She waited four days.  This delay was a serious mistake.  It took two years to get the acne under control and my face was badly scarred in the aftermath.  It took me twenty years to overcome the psychological damage caused by my mother's profound negligence. 

Due to the seriousness of this life-changing event, I asked myself what would cause a mother who was ordinarily conscientious about my health to make such a serious mistake.  Did someone temporarily remove her common sense?  This was the birth of my theory that I call 'Cosmic Blindness' and its corollary 'Cosmic Stupidity'.  

For brevity's sake, I will skip the many details that shaped my thinking and simply offer my conclusion.  If Fate does exist... and I am convinced that it does... then certain events are destined to take place.  Some events will be strokes of good fortune such as the mysterious and quite timely thought that saved my life at age 5.  Other events will present serious obstacles, some of which may cause great suffering.  Why would God lead us into suffering?  One possible answer is to teach us something for our own good.  As Nietzsche so cleverly put it, "that which doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

 

I have come to believe that telepathic suggestions can periodically be sent to advance our success in life or to hinder it.  For example, another blind and quite stupid mistake on my mother's part led to a serious crisis in high school.  Age 18, at the moment of my worst despair, a woman I had admired from afar for nine years appeared out of nowhere to restore my hope.  Her intervention was so powerful and so perfectly timed I believed I had witnessed a Miracle.  Unable to find any reasonable explanation for the coincidence that brought this woman to my side, it felt like the Hidden Hand of God was responsible.  In other words, 'Cosmic Blindness' had caused my crisis and 'Divine Intervention' had solved it.  Two sides of the same coin. 

Over the years I have kept a List of the unusual events that led me to reach this conclusion.  As of 2025, my List contains 120 events.  5 are labeled 'Ultra-Serious', 50 are labeled as 'Serious', and the rest are 'Suspicious'.  For example, the curious way Jennifer entered my life appears on my List as Event #82 with a probability rated as 'Suspicious'.  The moment Jennifer knocked on my door, I was stunned to see the woman of my dreams standing before me.  Considering how lonely I was, I was perplexed to understand how she had managed to stay off my radar for an entire month.  Those who believe in Fate are quite familiar with the term 'Timing is Everything'.  It crossed my mind that Fate had deemed it necessary to postpone my awareness of her until the moment we were destined to meet.

Jennifer's mysterious appearance suggests a nuance.  Cosmic Blindness is not always a bad thing.  It can be used for a benign purpose such as Timing.  It can be used to make people forget things.  However, in its darkest form, Cosmic Blindness can be used to create tragic events by temporarily eliminating a person's common sense at a key moment, i.e. Cosmic Stupidity. 

Mistakes are made when the Warning System fails to operate in a person's mind. 

 

I do not think that every moment of our lives is predetermined.  However I do believe some events are meant to be.  For example, the specific moment when an important person enters our life is scheduled ahead of time.  If it is true that Jennifer's entrance was 'predetermined', then perhaps my awareness of her existence was deliberately blurred by the Force of Fate until the time was right.  If my hunch is correct, this would serve as an example of how Cosmic Blindness can be used to create the exact timing.

 

There is an old saying that a Coincidence is a small miracle where God prefers to remain anonymous.  The problem is that not all Coincidences are created equal.  When it comes to matters involving things we cannot see such as the existence of God and the existence of Fate, there will always be room for Doubt.  Take Jennifer for example.  Do you actually think some odd quirk like not noticing Jennifer for a month is enough to convince me that Fate exists?  Of course not.  The probability was not 'Suspicious' enough. 

Even with remarkable Coincidences, there will still be room for doubt.  However there is something known as a cumulative effect.  For example, Jennifer's month-long 'Invisibility' is one of three 'Hiding in Plain Sight' stories on my List of 120 Events.  The more times something weird happens, the easier is to develop Faith.  That is why I keep a List of Suspected Supernatural Events.  I am the same as the next guy... I can overlook an isolated incident.  All I have to do is call it a fluke and forget about it.  However, when weird things keep happening over and over, my level of 'Doubt' shrinks due to a preponderance of Circumstantial Evidence.  

I do not demand that my Readers agree with my belief in Fate.  Nor do I expect my Readers to agree that certain events are Predestined.  All I ask is that the Reader take a walk in my shoes and try to see what led me to reach my conclusions.  If you decide I am full of guacamole, that's okay.  I think my stories can be enjoyed regardless of your personal beliefs.

We will return to the subject of Cosmic Blindness in future chapters. 

 


RICK ARCHER'S LIST OF SUSPECTED SUPERNATURAL EVENTS

 
   082

Suspicious

Perfect Timing Cosmic Blindness

 1979
  When Jennifer appears out of nowhere to help Rick with Clear Lake, Rick wonders if his eyes were blinded so this beautiful woman could hide in plain sight for a month. Timing is Everything.
 
   020

Ultra Serious

Coincidence
Lucky Break
Act of Kindness
 1968
  Mrs. Ballantyne fails to notice Rick at SJS for 9 years only to magically appear during the most serious crisis of his life.  The ensuing conversation in the grocery store parking lot gives Rick the hope to carry on.  Deeply unsettled by her unexpected appearance, Rick begins three years of questioning the nature of Reality
 
   013

Serious

Unlucky Break
Cosmic Blindness
 1964
  Rick's mother mysteriously fails to take him to doctor following his serious acne attack.  Her delay initiated Rick's Epic Losing Streak with women, a span that would last 20 years.  Many years later this acne crisis would become the origin of Rick's Cosmic Blindness theory.
 
   002

Serious

Coincidence  1955
  Rick's sudden impulse to play an arcade game saves Rick and his father from Death at Stock Car accident.  When his father suggests a Guardian Angel was responsible for that message, Rick's interest in Fate begins.
 
 
 
 
 

 


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