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THE SSQQ WESTERN
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CHAPTER FIVE:
LABOR DAY WEEKEND
Written by Rick
Archer
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Rick Archer's Note:
The end of my
career as a Disco instructor and the start of my career as a
Western instructor overlapped for two months,
September-October 1979. I refer to this period as
'Spring Training', a baseball term. My 'Spring Training'
as a Western teacher began the day after Labor Day,
September 1979. Over the next two months I stumbled mightily
while learning the fundamentals of the
Texas
Twostep and the Country-Western Polka.
November 1979
marked the start of the
'Regular Season'. The end of my career as a
Disco instructor and the start of my career as a Western
instructor took
place simultaneously on the first Monday of the month.
Here is my
problem. My career as a dance instructor was deeply
intertwined with my complicated love life. My previous
book, The Year of Living Dangerously, ended
with a key event in my personal life at the start of
October. However, since the
'Western Era' of my life began one month
earlier on Labor Day, this book needs to include the events
of September. In other words, the beginning of this
book includes a one-month recap of my previous book.
Without this overlap, my new Readers would be lost in a
manner similar to coming into a movie that has already
started.
Unfortunately,
my compromise risks boring Readers of my previous book.
If you find this repetition frustrating, skim the chapters
till we get to October.
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LABOR DAY
WEEKEND: JENNIFER |
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The moment
Jennifer appeared, my life took a
dramatic change. Jennifer was the
closest thing to love at first sight I
had ever experienced. Which is an
odd thing to say because I had known
Jennifer for a month. So how can it be
'Love at first sight'? Good
question. In fact, I asked myself
that same question. Truth be told,
I never knew Jennifer existed until the
day she knocked on my door.
The
moment I saw Jennifer, I gasped.
"Oh my God, where has this woman been
hiding?"
Despite the threat of the
Dancing Cowboy, my Disco program was still relatively
healthy in August. I had two favorite classes.
One was my Superstar Class on Monday night.
This class consisted of 25 students who had stayed
with me the entire year because they loved Disco so
much. They were so good that I had begun to
teach them how to perform Disco acrobatics.
Considering these risky
moves were the same
things people did in dance contests, I was very
proud of them (we will hear more about this class
down the road).
Jennifer joined
the Superstar Class in August. For reasons I
will never understand, I barely noticed
her. Let me change that. I
did notice how good she was at
acrobatics. With practice,
I expected Jennifer could be as good as
Joanne, the legendary best dancer at the
studio.
However, I was so preoccupied
with the Dance Curse as well as Victoria's constant
marital headaches,
Jennifer never crossed my radar.
Not once.
My other favorite
Disco class took place in Clear Lake, a
suburb 20 miles southeast of downtown.
Unlike Houston, Clear Lake seemed immune
to the creeping disease of Urban
Cowboy. In fact, two
new Discos had recently opened in the
area and were doing thriving business.
Every Saturday afternoon I drove to
Clear Lake to
teach a Disco class to seven married
couples. These people were
incredible dancers. Remember what
I said about how friendships were the
secret ingredient of my dance classes?
The chance to see their
friends every Saturday was the highlight
of their week.
I had been with
this group for seven months and I was
very fond of them. They
were so good that several couples
had won dance contests.
Unfortunately the day had come when they were too good for
their own good.
What was the problem? They
learned so fast that I had taught them practically everything
I knew. The only moves left in the
cookie jar were difficult dance
acrobatics that Victoria and I used when
we performed. Due to my recent
accidents during the Dance Curse, I had
become skittish. For safety reasons,
I was scared to attempt
to teach such risky material. So
on Saturday, August 25, I voiced my
concerns. To my surprise,
they did not want to quit. Neither
did I, so after a long talk we
agreed to begin learning advanced
acrobatics starting next Saturday on Labor
Day Weekend. If things went well,
we would continue from there. Unfortunately
on Sunday, the
following night, I had a serious change
of heart thanks to the Karate Chop
accident.
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SUNDAY EVENING, AUGUST 26, 1979
KARATE CHOP REPERCUSSIONS |
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Every Sunday
evening Victoria and I taught a dance class at a club called
Annabelle's. At the end of class, we
would do a dance performance. Our students loved
Sunday evenings. They could see their friends, dance to their heart's delight, and
enjoy
watching us perform. Only one problem. Tonight there was
such a big crowd some people had trouble seeing us.
For this reason, a student named Benita made it a point to
get in front. Unfortunately, the surge of the crowd
was so strong that Benita found herself pushed onto the
floor just when Victoria hit a dance position known
as the 'Explosion'. Throwing her arm out to hit
a pose, Victoria struck poor Benita right in the throat.
Benita fell to the floor grasping her neck and rasping for
air. Everyone was horrified. We could see Benita
was in great pain and we feared it was serious. It
took ten minutes for Benita to recover, but she was okay.
Once Benita was able to smile again, Victoria and I
apologized profusely. Like Victoria, I was very shaken
So what does
this have to do with Jennifer? I was already spooked
over the danger of teaching risky acrobatics to my Clear
Lake friends. Now I was doubly spooked by seeing how
badly Benita got hurt. I would be crushed if one of
the women got hurt during my upcoming Saturday lesson.
Feeling paranoid, I was ready to call the group
and cancel when I had an idea. What if I had a partner
who could demonstrate the difficult pattern and show the women how it
worked? That would reduce the danger dramatically.
The following
night, Monday, August 25, I decided to ask the ladies in my Monday Superstar
Class if they would be willing to drive down to Clear Lake
this coming Saturday. Bad idea. Labor Day Weekend is a chance to leave town for
a trip. It was also a good time for family reunions. Saturday
was also Date Night. After getting turned down by five women in a row,
I was about to give up. Just then Jennifer
walked in. Hmm. Why not ask her? To
my surprise, Jennifer said yes, but then she hesitated.
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Uh oh. Now
what? Jennifer said she
worked at her office downtown on Saturday
afternoons to
avoid interruptions. Was there any
chance she could meet me at my house?
That seemed odd, so I offered to pick
her up at the office. However
Jennifer insisted it would be much
easier if she came to me. Okay, if
that's what she wants, fine by me.
I shrugged and drew her a map.
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SATURDAY AFTERNOON,
SEPTEMBER 1, 1979
KNOCK KNOCK |
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A favorite ploy in
rom-com movies is the infamous 'date
which isn't a date' set-up.
That was not the case with Jennifer.
This was not a date. Even when I
spoke to Jennifer at the studio about
the Clear Lake class, I had no interest
in her. Nor did I give
Jennifer another thought for five days. Out
of sight, out of mind.
To be honest, since we had not spoken
since Monday, on Saturday I was curious if Jennifer
would even show up. I wouldn't
blame her if she changed her mind.
Jennifer probably had better
things to do on a Saturday night.
Just then I heard a knock. The
moment I opened the door, I was
stunned to find myself staring at an
exceptionally beautiful woman.
This was so weird! It was like
someone had lifted blinders from my eyes. I
blinked twice just to make sure I wasn't
dreaming. Then I pinched myself to
be doubly sure. What was wrong with me?
How could I have overlooked a woman of this
magnitude for an entire month?
As we drove
to Clear Lake, I continued to wonder how a woman who
looked like Jennifer had remained invisible. And why was
a woman who looked like Jennifer available on a Saturday
night? A holiday Saturday night no less. The guys should have been beating down the door for this woman. As we drove, I realized I didn't
know a thing about her, so I started asking
questions. By the way she answered, Jennifer
enjoyed being interviewed. Soon she was asking
me questions too, first-date kind of questions.
Finding myself engaged in a delightful conversation,
my
heart skipped a beat. Was it my imagination or was Jennifer just as interested in me as I was in her?
Although Jennifer was
five years younger, you wouldn't guess.
She was
very sharp. Jennifer was an
accountant at a major Houston firm. This was her
first job out of college. I was so intrigued that
every mile or so I
asked myself again why I had never given her a second
glance at
the studio. It still bugged me that a girl this
special had escaped my notice for an entire month. Increasingly
curious about my companion, I decided
to ask a question that had
been bothering me.
"Jennifer, why are
you so good at learning these acrobatic moves in class?
I have never seen anyone other than
my former assistant Joanne pick this stuff up so
effortlessly."
Jennifer
smiled at the compliment. "I was a
competitive gymnast in high school until nature took its
course. Curves are
a real problem in gymnastics."
"Do you mean your
breasts got in the way?"
"Yeah, something like
that."
I smiled. "I
see your problem. Should I
offer you my sympathy?"
Now Jennifer
smiled too. "No, as
handicaps go, I guess I can live with this."
Based on her
skill at acrobatics, obviously her
athletic talent was
still there. So were those curves. At that
thought, I turned my head to take another good look at her.
Jennifer caught me, so I grinned. Jennifer smiled back. She
knew I was checking her out and liked what I saw. Jennifer was a dark-haired blonde, 5' 4", long hair, big brown eyes, hourglass figure.
A serious babe. Under normal circumstances, I would have never taken
my eyes off her. And yet Jennifer had been invisible
for a month. Weird weird weird. Beyond weird!
Well, my eyes were
open now. Just then a wicked smile crossed my
face. Jennifer was
Victoria's worst nightmare. Jennifer was the woman Victoria had long-feared would
appear someday. Jennifer had it all... looks,
brains, poise, athletic ability, love of dance, a
solid career. And she liked me, I could tell. Victoria's fear
that a woman like Jennifer
would replace her was the main reason she had embarked on
these past
eight months of irrational behavior. How strange
that Jennifer had appeared out of nowhere when she did.
At this very moment, Victoria was
talking with Michael about trying to
repair their marriage. Jennifer's entrance into my life was timed so perfectly I
wondered if Fate was involved.
I prayed that Victoria would hand in her
resignation and clear the way for
Jennifer.
The evening with the Clear Lake group went well.
Jennifer was rather diffident, probably because she was a
newcomer and the youngest person in the room.
Although Jennifer lacked Victoria's flash and dash or
Patricia's seductive charm with men,
that didn't matter one bit to my Clear Lake couples.
Underneath her shy demeanor, Jennifer was a lady, poised, calm, collected, confident.
As opposed to the temperamental Divas who strived for
attention, this woman was
mature beyond her years. Jennifer helped every man with his
leads and showed each woman how to make the
Scissors
pattern work. Jennifer made quite an impression.
Noticing how much everyone liked her, I was
awestruck. After
class, Linda, one of the ladies in the group, came
over and grabbed me by the forearm. Pulling me
aside, Linda whispered,
"Rick, I don't know if you take advice from older
women, but this young lady you have found is very special!
I really like her!"
I nodded.
I agreed
with Linda.
Jennifer and I were instant teammates. Throughout
1979, my life always seemed out of control,
but not with Jennifer at my side. Jennifer might
just be
the anchor I needed to ground me against the swirling
currents of Dance Curses, Dancing Cowboys and Victoria's troubled
marriage. Best of all,
Jennifer did not need me to 'support' her.
'Support' was
Victoria's favorite word. Every time I turned
around, Victoria wanted to know how I would support her
if she left Michael. Whatever made
Victoria think I wanted to support her
in the first place?
Nevertheless, it was
reassuring to know Jennifer could stand on her own two
feet. With Urban Cowboy looming and
Disco fading, I worried constantly over what
I would do
when my dance career got squashed.
If worse came to worst, I suppose I
would get a computer job. Whatever
I decided, it was nice to know Jennifer would
not depend on me for money.
As we drove back
to Houston, I was happy to have Jennifer
at my side. Based on her smile, I had
a hunch where things were headed.
If so, I
was technically a free agent. Although Victoria
claimed me, she was a married woman to whom I had made
no promises. As for the 'Forbidden Line', Victoria and I had come close
twice, but stopped both times. I
would not claim innocence, but at the
same time I saw nothing to prevent
Victoria from patching things up.
I had waited for Victoria once before
over July 4th. I wasn't going to
wait again.
"Jennifer, you were
pretty wonderful in class tonight. You made a huge
difference. By the way, my friends really like you."
Jennifer reached across.
She
took my right hand in hers and
squeezed it affectionately. When Jennifer
laughed, I asked why.
"I have a little secret to
share. I've been watching
you for some time. I kept hanging around hoping
you would notice me."
What an odd
thing to say. This young lady had been trying to
get my attention for a month and not once did I see her.
For the umpteenth time I wondered if there was
a supernatural element to this inexplicable Blind Spot.
Previously I always thought the term 'Love is Blind' suggested
our emotions masked flaws in our lovers.
However, maybe there was another meaning. Perhaps
the Universe deliberately disguised Jennifer in order to create the correct timing necessary to
fulfill our Destiny.
"Jennifer,
do you mind if I ask you an odd question?"
"Shoot."
"Was this
working downtown story on the level or was it some ploy
to get you into my house?"
Jennifer
grinned. "How did
you guess?"
Jennifer and I
were inseparable all weekend long.
We spent Saturday night at my house.
We spent Sunday at my house as well. We spent Labor Day
Monday at her apartment. A whirlwind romance
was in the making. Jennifer was a wish
come true, a stunning companion who had appeared out of
the blue as if in answer to an unspoken
prayer. Victoria did not know it,
but her worst fear had just come true.
She would be facing a formidable rival at the exact time
when her own powers were diminished. Jennifer had
it all plus she loved to
dance. Oh, one more thing... Jennifer was
single.
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Rick Archer's Note:
Previous Readers
of my books are well aware of my strong
interest in Fate. However, for the
benefit of new Readers, I think a brief
explanation is necessary. Whenever
one of my stories strikes me as a 'Fated
Event', I go to great lengths to explain
why I feel that way.
At age 5, a race
car broke through a fence and missed
hitting me and my father by three feet.
Ten feet later the car hit a telephone
pole and killed the driver. What
made this tragedy weird was the presence
of a sudden impulse that had caused me
to stop in my tracks. When my
father attributed our stunning good
fortune to a Guardian Angel, this
strange event marked the start of my
interest in God, Fate, Destiny, and
Divine Intervention.
A series of
unusual events during my childhood
continued to nurture my curiosity, but
not always in a positive way. One
of the great mysteries of life is the
capacity of seemingly intelligent people
to commit colossal and quite
uncharacteristic acts of extreme
stupidity. Here is an example.
Age 13, a mysterious infection related
to acne caused my face to swell to the
size of a balloon. This attack
took place overnight while I slept.
The pain from the swelling was intense.
In addition I looked like a monster.
Any mother in her right mind would have
screamed bloody murder and taken her
child straight to the doctor. Not
my mother. She waited four days.
This delay was a serious mistake.
It took two years to get the acne under
control and my face was badly scarred in
the aftermath. It took me twenty
years to overcome the psychological
damage caused by my mother's profound
negligence.
Due to the
seriousness of this life-changing event,
I asked myself what would cause a mother
who was ordinarily conscientious about
my health to make such a serious
mistake. Did someone temporarily
remove her common sense? This was
the birth of my theory that I call 'Cosmic
Blindness' and its corollary 'Cosmic
Stupidity'.
For brevity's
sake, I will skip the many details that
shaped my thinking and simply offer my
conclusion. If Fate does exist...
and I am convinced that it does... then
certain events are destined to take
place. Some events will be strokes
of good fortune such as the mysterious
and quite timely thought that saved my
life at age 5. Other events will
present serious obstacles, some of which
may cause great suffering. Why
would God lead us into suffering?
One possible answer is to teach us
something for our own good. As
Nietzsche so cleverly put it, "that
which doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
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I have come to
believe that telepathic suggestions can periodically be sent
to advance our success in life or to hinder it. For
example, another blind and quite stupid mistake on my
mother's part led to a serious crisis in high school.
Age 18, at the moment of my worst despair, a woman I had
admired from afar for nine years appeared out of nowhere to
restore my hope. Her intervention was so powerful and
so perfectly timed I believed I had witnessed a Miracle.
Unable to find any reasonable explanation for the
coincidence that brought this woman to my side, it felt like
the Hidden Hand of God was responsible. In other
words, 'Cosmic Blindness' had caused my crisis and 'Divine
Intervention' had solved it. Two sides of the same
coin.
Over the years I have kept a List of the unusual
events that led me to reach this conclusion. As of
2025, my List contains 120 events. 5 are
labeled 'Ultra-Serious', 50 are
labeled as 'Serious', and the rest are
'Suspicious'. For
example, the
curious way Jennifer entered my life appears on my List as
Event #82 with a probability rated as 'Suspicious'.
The moment Jennifer knocked on my door, I was stunned to see
the woman of my dreams standing before me. Considering
how lonely I was, I was perplexed to understand how she had
managed to stay off my radar for an entire month.
Those who believe in Fate are quite familiar with the term 'Timing
is Everything'. It crossed my mind that Fate had
deemed it necessary to postpone my awareness of her until
the moment we were destined to meet.
Jennifer's
mysterious appearance suggests a nuance. Cosmic
Blindness is not always a bad thing. It can be used
for a benign purpose such as Timing. It can be used to
make people forget things. However, in its darkest
form, Cosmic Blindness can be used to create tragic events
by temporarily eliminating a person's common sense at a key
moment, i.e. Cosmic Stupidity.
Mistakes are made when the Warning System fails to
operate in a person's mind.
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I do not
think that every moment of our lives is
predetermined. However I do believe some
events are meant to be. For example, the specific
moment when an important person enters our life is
scheduled ahead of time. If it is true that Jennifer's
entrance was 'predetermined', then perhaps my
awareness of her existence was deliberately blurred by
the Force of Fate until the time was right. If
my hunch is correct, this would serve as an example
of how Cosmic Blindness can be used to create
the exact timing.
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There is
an old saying that a Coincidence is a small miracle
where God prefers to remain anonymous. The
problem is that not all Coincidences are created
equal. When it
comes to matters involving things we cannot see such
as the existence of God and the existence of Fate,
there will always be room for Doubt. Take
Jennifer for example. Do you actually think
some odd quirk like not noticing Jennifer for a
month is enough to convince me that Fate exists?
Of course not. The probability was not 'Suspicious'
enough.
Even with
remarkable Coincidences, there will still be
room for doubt. However there is something
known as a cumulative effect. For example, Jennifer's
month-long 'Invisibility' is one of three 'Hiding
in Plain Sight' stories on my List of 120 Events.
The more times something weird happens, the easier is to
develop Faith. That is why I keep a List of Suspected
Supernatural Events. I am the same as the next guy...
I can overlook an isolated incident. All I have to do
is call it a fluke and forget about it. However, when
weird things keep happening over and over, my level of 'Doubt'
shrinks due to
a preponderance of Circumstantial Evidence.
I do not demand
that my Readers agree with my belief in Fate. Nor do I
expect my Readers to agree that certain events are
Predestined. All I ask is that the Reader take a walk
in my shoes and try to see what led me to reach my
conclusions. If you decide I am full of guacamole,
that's okay. I think my stories can be enjoyed
regardless of your personal beliefs.
We will
return to the subject of Cosmic Blindness in future
chapters.
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RICK ARCHER'S LIST OF
SUSPECTED SUPERNATURAL EVENTS
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Suspicious |
Perfect Timing
Cosmic Blindness |
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When Jennifer appears out of nowhere to help Rick
with Clear Lake, Rick wonders if his eyes were blinded so this beautiful woman
could hide in plain sight for a month. Timing is Everything. |
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Ultra Serious |
Coincidence
Lucky Break
Act of Kindness |
1968 |
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Mrs. Ballantyne fails to notice Rick at SJS for 9 years only to
magically appear during the most serious crisis of his life. The
ensuing conversation in the grocery store parking lot gives Rick the
hope to carry on.
Deeply unsettled by her unexpected appearance, Rick begins three years
of questioning the nature of Reality |
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Serious |
Unlucky Break
Cosmic Blindness |
1964 |
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Rick's mother
mysteriously fails to take him to doctor following his serious acne
attack. Her delay initiated Rick's Epic Losing Streak with women,
a span that would last 20 years. Many years later this acne crisis
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Serious |
Coincidence |
1955 |
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Rick's sudden impulse to play an arcade game saves Rick and his
father from Death at Stock Car accident. When his father suggests
a Guardian Angel was responsible for that message, Rick's interest in
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