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GRAND CANYON IDIOT

Written by Rick Archer, May 2007
Story contributed by Gareld McEathron

I have obsessed over this picture ever since I first viewed it.  I hope it is a trick picture.  Unfortunately the shadows made by the dog and the people make this picture extremely believable. Therefore it is very sad as well.  How can anybody be so stupid as to throw a frisbee and risk the life of a trusting dog?

However I remain suspicious of this picture for a simple reason - why were the three people next to the dog so completely oblivious to the danger?  Therefore I think this picture is a fake. If a picture totally defies all common sense, chances are good there is something sneaky going on.

Surely you have heard the saying, "Don't trust anything you read or see on the Internet." 

Thanks to modern computers and photoshop programs, it is actually fairly easy to create fake pictures using digital manipulation.

As one example, I do not believe this picture is real.  It was sent to me as a joke with the caption, "Can you find the hidden waterfall in this picture?"

As I study the picture, the background and the foreground do not seem to agree.  It appears the woman has been "pasted" onto the waterfall background. 

Let me also say that given the silly context of the picture, this adds to the likelihood that someone has created a fake picture for the fun of it.  But of course no one is harmed, so who cares?

I promise you it is not difficult to create fake pictures.  I fake pictures myself all the time.  I started creating fake pictures to solve simple problems when I published pictures of friends from my various cruise trips.  Let's say I have a group picture of 10 people.  Nine are smiling and one has her eyes closed.  How hard is to find some open eyes and paste it over the closed eyes to create a picture that makes everybody look good?  

Or what if you have a man who is 6' 7" with a 5 foot wife?  How do get them both in a close-up picture?  One simple answer is to raise the lady's head.  As you can see with this picture of my friends Pat and Jess Carnes, I was in a bit of hurry and didn't disguise my work very well.  The lighting on their faces is different for one thing.  But I doubt that they minded.  I was just trying to balance the picture.  In addition, Pat, who is a beautiful woman, was frowning in the original.  So I simply found a picture where she was smiling and combined the two.

Here is another example of my work.  Study the three pictures I took of my wife Marla plus my friends Denise and Jim Duncan on my 2007 Hawaii trip.

The four of us went on a waterfall tour that ended with a dip in a pond on the Big Island in Hawaii.  It seemed there was one perfect launching pad, so the three people all went in at once.

When I looked at the three pictures I took, I laughed at the similarity.  Then I decided to have some fun - I merged the three pictures.   Decide for yourself how realistic this picture is on the right.  I promise you it is a complete fake.

My guess is you would never suspect my combination picture is fake if I hadn't told you ahead of time.  After all, there is no reason to "fake" such a simple moment. 

So what about the picture of the dog jumping after a frisbee into the Grand Canyon?  Real or Fake?  I don't know the answer.  I just know it would be very easy for me to create that dog picture if I put my mind to it.

 

THE GRAND CANYON IDIOT

However, our next situation is a true story.  As you will see for yourself, the pictures you will see were definitely not doctored. 

This was a case of "photographer photographs photographer." 

The following photographs were taken by a professional photographer known as Hans van de Vorst at the Grand Canyon in Arizona. 

Mr. van de Vorst was out on his own photo shoot when he witnessed a man taking a huge risk.  He swung his lens and took the shots you are about to see.

The descriptions below are his own.  Let me add the identity of the photographer IN the photos is either unknown or deliberately withheld.

 

Hans Van De Horst: "As I walked to the edge of the canyon to take my own pictures, I was simply stunned to discover this guy standing on this solitary rock high above the Grand Canyon.

The canyon's depth is 900 meters here. The rock on the right is next to the canyon and safe.

Watching this guy on his thong sandals, with a camera and a tripod I asked myself 3 questions:

1. How did he climb that rock?
2. Why not take that sunset picture on that rock to the right, which is perfectly safe?
3. How will he get back?"

I found myself unable to move.  A morbid fascination came over me.  Was I about to witness a tragedy?  And should I do something to prevent it?" 

 

 

 

"I was not alone.  The man's folly had captured the attention of dozens of onlookers.  Now the sun completed its descent behind the canyon's horizon.  The man picked his gear and tucked it under his arm.

Having only one hand available, he prepared himself for the jump.  This took about 2 minutes. At that point he had the full attention of the crowd, most of whom had their hands covering their mouths with worry. 

I gasped.  He was actually going through with this!  I lifted my own camera and braced myself for whatever might happen.

He got a little running start and jumped on his thong sandals... The canyon's depth is 900 meters here."

 

 

 

"I estimated the gap between the rocks to be four feet apart.  After he jumped, for a moment, his body was suspended in flight.

Now you can see that the adjacent rock is higher.  I had wondered if the jump down from the higher ledge was so easy that he didn't think about the jump BACK in the other direction. 

Unable to jump upwards, this man tried to land lower and use his one free hand to grab the rock.

I hoped he found something easy to grab.  The rock was quite steep. If he didn't get a good grip, he wasn't going to get a second chance."

 

 

 

 

"We've come to the end of this little story.  As you can see, he made it.  Amazing.

Look carefully at the photographer. He has a camera, a tripod and also a plastic bag, all on his shoulder or in his left hand. Only his right hand is available to grab the rock. Plus the weight of his stuff is a problem.

He lands low on this flip flops. Both his right hand and right foot slips away... At that moment I take this shot.

He pushes his body against the rock. He waits for a few seconds, throws his stuff on the rock, climbs and walks away.

Some people should not be allowed out alone!"

   

Rick Archer's Note: I checked out this story on the Internet.  Van de Horst did indeed post these four photographs on the Internet at Flickr.com.  I found this information by googling 'Hans van de Vorst grand canyon'.  If you wish to learn more about this story, you should be able to do the same. 

Oh, by the way, as I was writing this story, I had just added the suggestion how a reader could use Google to learn more.  I was just about to publish this story and wrap it up.  But just before I hit the 'PUBLISH' button, I got a little more curious and decided to do some more research.  To my surprise, I added another chapter!

If you are interested in what I found,
click here.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
   

FOLLOWUP TO STORY OF GRAND CANYON IDIOT

Before posting this story, I asked my wife Marla to take a look.  Marla gasped.  Her first word was, 'Unbelievable!'

But then she got suspicious.  Marla said, "
No one in their right mind is going to risk a jump like that with thongs and one hand!  You need to dig a little deeper."

Taken aback by her admonishment, I decided to double-check.  So I went back and clicked a couple more sites that I had previously ignored. 

That's when I found another picture of the exact same spot taken by someone else.  Unlike the Van de Horst pictures, the photo below came with some explanations.  From what I was able to gather, the rock formation is actually a very well-know spot in the Grand Canyon. 

I found this picture on the Internet with the title
Leap of Faith

What is odd about the picture is there is a young lady who isn't even fazed. 

I learned this particular jump has been tried many times. The leap creates in spectacular pictures such as the one at right.  It makes for a great picture indeed because it appears the consequence of failure is almost certain death.

But guess what? There's a secret to this picture you will want to know.

 

In reality, it turns out there is a wide ledge about eight feet below that is conveniently out of the camera's eye. 

Although a fall might result in some bruises, there is definitely not a 900 meter plunge to the bottom to fear. 

Below is a picture that will give you a different perspective.

 

Hmm, now this kind of changes things, doesn't it? 

After some more Internet search, I found another picture of the
Leap of Faith rock.  I'm not sure, but that looks like a tripod out there.  You suppose that is the same guy out there from the Van de Horst photos? This might be another picture of the same guy in the original photos. Same jeans, same tripod, same black hair. 

I had wondered why there weren't more Van de Horst pictures.  Why just four?  Because pictures like this one were conveniently omitted to keep the suspense alive.

So in the case of the foolhardy photographer, it seems our friend Mr. Van de Horst was having a little fun with us.   I think he played a joke on us.

And I am glad he did.  It was a fun story. 

And now I will leave you with two true breath-taking pictures of a spectacular accident that was truly a brush with death.

   

THE CAR ACCIDENT

Talk about lucky!! 

Note that the truck is facing the wrong direction to the damaged barrier above.  Traveling from the right side of this picture to left at a high speed, the driver lost control and hit the guard rail.  Due to the angle he hit the concrete barrier, his truck went airborne!   When the truck came down, the back of the truck landed on top of the crushed concrete barrier.  A split second later the nose of the truck hit the ground where the second arrow begins.   The force of the two impacts bounced the truck back up in the air and caused it flip in mid-air like some Evel Knievel daredevil stunt.  The driver screamed and held on for dear life as his truck flew across the culvert upside down and backwards. The truck landed on its side, teetered for a moment, then came down to rest where you see it in the picture.   Magically, the driver walked away unhurt.  But my guess is he has nightmares.


As if the picture above isn't remarkable enough, now take another look from a different perspective in the picture below.

Unbelievable.  The truck landed just feet from the gorge.  I don't think this one was staged.  wowowow.

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