STORIES OF THE CRUISE |
Before I tell some stories, let's meet the people in our
group who
went on the trip.
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Risa and George Keillor |
Mike and Donna Maresh |
Dan and Judy Bates |
Dave Rolando and Sharon Michaels |
Chuck and Brenda Morton |
Jeri and Tipton Masterson |
Robert Goins and Cher Longoria |
Deborah and Ken Kainer |
Jerry Boldra and Barbara Sherwood |
Joe Pikas and Rebecca Thayer |
Marjorie Michaels and Terry
Fortier |
Sol Eisenbaum and Leeann
Parkinson |
Pat and Jess Carnes |
Gary Schweinle and Tracy Kirkland |
Sandra Schneider and Pat Salinas |
Sandy Upchurch and Joan
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Marsha Sprague and Anne Fry |
Dave, Marjorie, Sharon, Terry |
Larry and Roz Weinstein |
Rick and Marla Archer |
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DANCING ON THE
CRUISE |
To date the SSQQ Cruises have developed two
identities - Dance cruises and Destination cruises. This
particular cruise was more about visiting exotic locations.
Still, I have to tell you our dancers were the hit of the cruise.
On the Rhapsody Dance Cruises, our group is so big we are nearly 10% of
all the passengers aboard. But on this giant ship, our group
was only 2%. Nevertheless we were the best known group on the
ship because we were the nighttime entertainment.
Each night our group made its way to the Centrum and thrilled the
spectators with excellent dancing ranging from Ballroom to Swing to
Whip and Western. Whatever the music, we were the stars.
All the people who wished they could dance lined around watching in
envy. It was definitely a chance for our dancers to be proud
of what they had accomplished. The pictures below should give
you a good idea how we held court all evening long.
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You can look down on the Centrum from seven stories up. One night I
was very high up when I heard the music. Curious to see if
anyone in our group was dancing, I looked down. Five couples
were dancing in a circle to a lovely Waltz.
Alas, I did not get a picture because I didn't have my camera.
But that didn't keep me from watching. If I were to guess, the
five couples included Robert and Cher, Dan and Judy, Joe and
Rebecca, Jerry and Barbara, and Gary and Tracy (let me add
that Jess and Pat may have been the fifth couple).
The five couples were moving swiftly around the floor. Since
the dance floor has a giant circle to begin with, the pattern of the
five couples swirling round and round was very pleasing to watch.
There were people all around the floor watching with appreciation.
And I could see people on the deck above looking down at them just
like I was from higher up. They had quite an audience.
The five couples fit the floor perfectly. They never once got in
each other's way and managed to dance lovely patterns straight out
of Sharon's Western Waltz class. Then it occurred to me - this
would not work if even one couple did not know what they were doing.
Just like an accident on the freeway paralyzes hundreds of cars, one
couple that did not move would have stopped the other couples in
their tracks. So it is a real credit to the skill of the
dancers that they kept moving in perfect harmony throughout the
song.
As I said before, Cruise Ships are the place where Ballroom Dancing
lives. Ballroom Dancing is about elegance and romance. Cruise
Ships are about Elegance and Romance. As you might imagine,
Ballroom Dancing is a perfect fit aboard these ships and our dancers
become celebrities as a result.
Again my thoughts were drawn to those marvelous days of yesteryear
in the 1920s and 1930s when Ballroom Dancing ruled the land.
It was a real treat to see my friends recreating a vision of those
days right before my eyes.
If you would like to read more about my thoughts on the synergy of
Cruise Ships and Ballroom Dancing, please click here:
The SSQQ Travel Story
Here at SSQQ, we are
bringing the glory of the past right into the present. Compare
the pictures and decide for yourself.
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SLOW DANCE AND ROMANCE |
A very special SSQQ
tradition was continued when Gary Schweinle and Tracy Kirkland
announced their engagement on the final night of the trip.
Naturally Marla immediately exclaimed, "I knew it! I knew it!"
Marla takes a real pride in organizing her cruises. As a
result, she gets tremendous satisfaction when the cruise magic hits.
I of course have to say they are a wonderful couple. One year
ago, Gary was getting accolades as the leading party animal on our
cruise. This year he was one of the classiest guys in our
group. Not that being a "party animal" is a bad thing, but I really
enjoy the respectable side of Gary too. I give Tracy all the
credit for making Gary a very happy man.
Now that I think of it, maybe she is too effective. Along with
Robert Goins, Gary was considered the leader of our group. His
outgoing nature made him friends all over the ship. Everywhere
Gary went, people came up to him and gave him all the credit for
such a wonderful group of dancers.
That said, I suppose if I have share credit with anyone, Mr. Hat is
the perfect guy to start with.
Best wishes to a lovely couple.
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FORMAL NIGHT |
Risa and George Keillor |
Mike and Donna Maresh |
Dan and Judy Bates |
Rick and Marla Archer |
Chuck and Brenda Morton |
Jeri and Tipton Masterson |
Robert Goins and Cher Longoria |
Deborah and Ken Kainer |
Sol Eisenbaum and Leeann
Parkinson |
Joe Pikas and Rebecca Thayer |
Pat and Jess Carnes |
Gary Schweinle and Tracy Kirkland |
Marsha, Sandra, Anne |
Dave, Marjorie, Sharon, Terry |
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THE PARTY CRASHERS |
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There is a Yiddish word
known as chutzpah. It describes someone who is
quite self-confident, but who also lacks respect for the feelings of
others.
This is the story about a woman who, in my opinion, had the
shameless audacity to force her way into our group even after we
told her she was not welcome.
If this story about the couple from Houston who crashed the party
upsets her friends, I apologize in advance. But I resent the
treatment my wife received and I intend to speak out.
Marla and I have had a firm rule in place for a couple years known
as "Book It or Hook It". The rule goes
like this:
"To be included as a part of the SSQQ
Group, you must book your
cruise through SSQQ. NO EXCEPTIONS!"
Surely you wonder
to yourself, why would anyone even need to make up a "Rule"
like the one above? At some point before
this incident, someone
did something so utterly thoughtless and stupid that we felt
taken advantage of.
The Book It or
Hook It Rule was published on our web site in 2005.
The couple that crashed the New England Trip were well aware of our
rules ahead of time. They ignored them.
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PART ONE -
MARLA
LOSES A $300 COMMISSION
On May 1, 2006, a woman
named Hope phoned Marla about the New
England Cruise. She explained that she had a friend
who was already signed up for the trip.
Hope
said that she and her husband were interested in
going on the cruise as well.
She asked Marla several very general questions about
the cruise. Marla answered all her questions and then
referred her to the SSQQ cruise website
for more information.
Soon Hope phoned Marla back and left a voice
mail to please phone her. The message stated this
woman had some more questions that needed to be
answered before she could sign up.
Marla returned
Hope's call the next day.
Hope
asked several very specific questions in regards to
cabin dimensions, pricing, locations, including
finding out what cabin her friends would be in. She
said that she wanted to make sure that she would be
able to be near her friend. Marla assured
Hope that
if she would let Marla book her trip, she
would be located close to her friend.
Hope said she wanted to be sure. So Marla then
phoned Royal Caribbean. After about 15 minutes of
holding plus some back and forth with the RCCL agent
at the other end, Marla received
confirmation
that she could book the
cabin next to Hope's friend.
Marla called Hope back
to report the good news. At the end of the
conversation, Hope asked if she could use
a certain credit card to pay for the trip. She said
that she wanted to make sure she got her "points".
Marla assured her that the card named was accepted
as a form of payment. The woman concluded the phone
conversation by saying she needed to verify with her
credit card company that she could book with Marla.
Marla raised an eyebrow at that statement. Something
told her this meant trouble. At this point, Marla
explained to Hope we had a distinct rule known as "Book It
or Hook It" that clearly stated Marla is the travel
agent of record on each trip if people are going to
join our group.
Hope did
not call back. Since Marla sensed that Hope was serious about
going on this trip, a few days later Marla
made a courtesy phone
call to Hope to see what was going on.
Hope informed
Marla that her credit card company told
her that she had to book the trip through their
travel agent to take advantage of the points
offered. Her explanation
was sufficiently confusing that Marla misunderstood this
to mean the woman and
her husband were not making the trip after all.
At this point, Marla was completely in the
dark as to what was going on. She was frustrated since she had
put in quite a bit of time and effort into helping Hope, but she had
been in sales long enough to be philosophical about it.
If this was the end of story, I would
not have had a problem. But this was not the end of the story.
PART TWO - CAN WE STILL JOIN YOUR GROUP?
Two
weeks later,
one of Hope's mutual friends
on the trip approached Marla on Hope's
behalf. The
mutual friend explained to Marla that Hope
and Joe had
booked the cruise using Royal
Caribbean directly. They had some
points or credits of some sort from previous cruises that they
wanted to cash in. To do so, they had to book directly with
Royal Caribbean.
This contact is how
Marla finally found out what Hope had really done. Marla did
not appreciate being deceived, but she was okay with it. As far as
Marla was concerned, it is a free country. An individual can book a
trip with whomever they wish. No hard feelings.
What angered Marla is what came next.
The mutual friend said Hope and her husband
wanted to be included with the SSQQ Group at dinner
and for the other
group activities as well.
It would seem that Hope was too embarrassed to approach Marla
directly, so she asked her friend
to be her intermediary.
Would Marla please
call Royal Caribbean and kindly arrange for this woman
and her husband to sit with the SSQQ group at
dinner????
Marla's eyes grew wide as saucers.
She felt like she had just had the rug pulled
out from under her.
Marla had spent a
serious amount of time organizing
an attractive cruise. Hope would not have even been on the
phone were it not for Marla's work in the first place.
Then Marla had answered every question Hope
asked plus spent part of a morning on the phone
with RCCL trying to help the woman. Now Marla realized it had
been a complete waste of her time because it was obvious Hope
intended to book the
cruise elsewhere from the start.
Marla was incredulous that Hope now wished to join the group.
Marla had specifically told the woman she had to book with Marla or
forget about the group. Didn't the woman hear a word she said?
Marla put her foot down. She told the mutual friend to tell Hope
that she could not be a part of our group in any way.
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First Marla lost $300 in commissions so the
couple could save a few bucks in
RCCL points.
Then the couple
had the nerve to ask to be included in the
SSQQ Group Activities despite
having already been told what the rules were.
There is a term for
this. It is called "adding insult to injury".
You might expect a kid to disobey your
rules, but a grown adult?
Marla and I were both upset at Hope's
shenanigans. However once Marla said 'no' for the Second Time
to Hope's friend, we figured she would get the message and that
would be the end of it. This story should have stopped right here,
correct?
Well, it didn't.
PART THREE - WON'T TAKE 'NO' FOR AN ANSWER
A month later, Marla
received this email from Hope's other friend on the trip.
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Original Message ----- From: To: dance@ssqq.com Sent: Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:22 PM Subject: New England Cruise
Hi Marla, Thanks for the cruise update; I'm getting really
excited about it.
Our friends Hope and Joe, who are veteran RC cruisers, are
signed up to go on this trip. They had RC credits they "had" to
use up.
They are not dancers so I doubt they will be participating in
any serious dancing with us. I would like to have dinner with
them though, as well as with the SSQQ group. Is there any way we
can include them in our dinner group? Maybe they can make
arrangements for dinner with us from their end, so you don't
have to do any extra work.
This was my reply.
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Message----- From: Rick Archer Sent: Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:42 PM To:
Subject: Joe and Hope
Marla and I have a firm rule that people must book with Marla to
be part of the group.
Given the way American business throws around incentives and
discounts, this rule was created to discourage people from
bypassing Marla's role as the travel agent.
For example, you mentioned that Joe and Hope are trying to cash
in on some Royal Caribbean credits. Did you know that Royal
Caribbean would dearly love to completely cut travel agents out
of the middle?
I have seen RC offer deals that Marla simply can't match. I
frown because it is obvious Royal Caribbean knows EXACTLY what
they are doing. I am sure old Joe Rockefeller used similar
techniques while he was starving out the little oil producers at
the turn of the century. This game that Hope and Joe
are playing is a perfect example of a travel agent being
squeezed and I don't appreciate it.
Royal Caribbean seems to forget that many people would not even
be interested in their trips if travel agents like Marla were
not involved. She was the one who drummed up the idea for
this trip in the first place. You have no idea how hard Marla
works behind the scenes to plan these trips and handle all the
details. She deserves to be rewarded for her efforts.
I am sure that Joe and Hope are very nice people and that their
decision to book elsewhere was not evenly remotely "personal",
but the fact remains that they are on their own.
There are likely to be several ways to find a compromise. There
might be openings at their table one evening. Even
better, you might try eating together at one of the special
elite restaurants. For example, on the Alaska trip, there was
another couple that did not book with us, but had friends within
our group. On one night, the two couples had dinner together at
one of the special restaurants (Portifinos). The food was so
good they went back and did it again two more times.
I would dearly love to find a way to thank you for all the
kindness you have shown me over the years, but this is one rule
I can't bend on. Please forgive.
A reply
-----Original Message----- From:
Sent: Wednesday, July 26, 2006 3:31 PM To: dance@ssqq.com Subject: Re: Joe and Hope
Hey Rick, no need to explain, I understand completely. We will
all have a great time, I'm sure.
The big accounting firms (which I used to be a part of) have
been trying to squeeze out the little guys for decades. Now, it
seems the table has turned on them, ergo Arthur Anderson & Co
and others. My business has never suffered though because most
people worth their salt value the personal attention of a good
service provider ... accountant, travel agent, dance instructor
extraordinaire.
I have really enjoyed you and your SSQQ over the past couple of
years. Keep on dancin'.
This incident marked the
Third Time that we told Hope we did not want her to be
a part of our group. First Marla explained the situation on
the phone, then she had enlisted a friend to talk with Marla at the
studio, and now she had asked her other friend to intercede as well.
Marla and I were remarkably consistent in our responses.
No, No, No.
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PART FOUR -
WHAT PART OF 'NO' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
Fast forward two months to the New England
Cruise. It was the first night of the trip.
The first night of dining was bizarre. There was an enormous
line of people waiting to come in through the one door that was
open. Marla and I were the first ones to be seated because we
used a trick. We entered the Dining Room one floor above and
descended the elegant staircase to become the first people in our
group to be seated.
As I watched the rest of our guests slowly enter the Dining Room, I
shook my head. At every occasion involving "moving people",
the Jewel was so far behind the Rhapsody it wasn't even close.
The Jewel only carried a hundred more people, but they just couldn't
figure it out!
While we waited for the rest of our group to join us, Marla looked around
and did a double-take. She tugged on my arm.
"Rick, something's wrong here. These tables are completely out
of whack. Someone has changed my seating arrangement!"
I hadn't said anything, but from the moment I sat down I couldn't
understand why Marla had settled for such a stupid seating
arrangement. It was something I could live with, so I
kept quiet. Why make a fuss and make her feel bad? What
good would that accomplish?
Marla had my immediate attention. I asked her to
explain to me how the tables were supposed to arranged.
"Rick, the tables are all messed up. They were supposed to be
next to each other! I set them up four tables in a row side by side."
Looking at the odd zig-zag arrangement we were now stuck with,
I experienced an odd sense of relief and anger at the same time.
On the one hand, I was relieved that Marla's original plan had made sense
after all.
But now that I realized someone else had interfered, I was very
angry at the new arrangement. What kind of moron would do this
without even bothering to check with my wife?
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I said, "Marla, do you
have any idea who made this switch? Can you think of a reason?
This just doesn't make sense."
Marla was baffled. She was also angry that her work had been
messed up. Thanks to someone's invisible hand, the 4 tables were at
least visible, but they were not all close.
What had gone wrong?
It had been Marla's
responsibility to arrange the seating for all guests. Her
original plan had four tables - three tables of 10 and one
of 8 - located side by side. Now the arrangement was all
messed up.
Then we noticed there was one table with twelve people sitting
together. In a group of 38, why would one table have twelve
people? That made no sense at all.
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THE PARTY
CRASHERS
Our eyes simultaneously
locked on to a mystery couple sitting there at the Table of 12. Both Marla and I
stared in disbelief. Our group was large, but it wasn't that
large. I knew the faces and names of everybody who came with us.
These two people were total strangers. Both Marla and I were
instantly suspicious.
We looked at each other in disbelief. Was it Hope and Joe?
But how could it be! Marla had specifically said they couldn't
sit with us. Who on earth would push that hard to join a group
against explicit written and verbal objections? Besides, they
weren't sitting with either of their friends. That made no
sense either.
The more I thought about it, the more I felt it had to be Hope and
Joe. There were plenty of empty seats around the room.
No couple would choose to sit with a group of strangers without a
specific reason.
I assumed that Hope and Joe had noticed two
empty spots at one of our tables and helped themselves. How
convenient that these two chairs weren't taken! If that
was the case, I was ready to look the other way and leave it alone.
This entire affair had made me feel uncomfortable from the start.
What a lucky break for them.
But then Marla whispered something to me. She said in her
experience the seating was highly organized on Royal Caribbean
ships. Practically every table in the room was designed to
seat ten. Plus our group's natural number was ten.
Therefore it was very unlikely for our group to have a table with
twelve seats by accident. Someone must have
specifically requested it.
Her words hit home. Now I was shaking my head. I grabbed Marla's
hand. Together we excused ourselves from the table and
made our way to the front of the dining room. We found the
Maitre d'
and asked him to help us to confirm the identity of the mysterious couple.
We explained what we thought was going on. I told him before
we decided to do anything, we needed more information.
The Maitre d' was reluctant to help at first. He told us this
was a highly unusual situation. He had never heard of a
seating problem like this before.
That is when Marla spoke up. She explained that she was the
group coordinator. She gave him our group number. She
gave him the name of her RCCL Specialist and explained the two of
them had made much different seating assignments. She added that someone had rearranged everything behind her back.
Now she wanted some answers.
The gentleman frowned. This situation could become very
unpleasant. I got the feeling he wished we would go away, but
it was obvious to him Marla intended to see this through. Plus she
obviously knew what she was talking about. The man asked to
see Marla's Ship ID card. He then checked her name against the
manifest to confirm that Marla was indeed the Group Leader.
Once her authority was established, the Maitre d' asked Marla
what she would like him to do. Marla asked him to research the
name of the mystery couple.
The Maitre d' carefully checked the computerized seating plan for
the dining room. He looked up our tables. He confirmed
our educated guess was correct. The mystery couple was indeed
Hope and Joe. Then he had a little surprise for us. He said that Hope and Joe
had a right to be there. They were
sitting at their assigned table!
Assigned table? I looked at Marla and she looked at me.
They hadn't just availed themselves of two empty seats. They
had gotten someone to give them
permission to sit at one of our tables.
Marla was fit to be tied. She
explained to the Maitre d' that she had personally made every
seating assignment in the SSQQ group. Hope and Joe were not
part of the group and they had not
been part of the seating plan.
The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. Because of
Hope and Joe, the entire seating plan of her group had been screwed
up. And no one had shown her the courtesy to explain the
change.
She looked at the man with a furrowed brows. On whose authority had this
assignment been made?
At this point, there was an interesting shift in the man's demeanor.
Till now, he had kept us at arm's length. But Marla spoke with
such assurance that he began to sense something out of the ordinary
was going on here. Yes, this was awkward, but on the other
hand, he began to see where Marla was coming from. Marla
wasn't scamming him; something strange was clearly afoot. He spoke to Marla. "What can I do to
help clear up this problem?"
Marla asked if it was possible for
him to investigate who was responsible for this change. Not
only had the change been made without her permission, the change had
ruined the configuration of our group's seating arrangement.
So the Maitre d' looked up Hope and Joe's record. He said,
"Recently a representative of Royal Caribbean made this seating assignment at their request."
He paused. "You have the authority to make a change. Would you prefer they be reassigned to another
table?"
Marla looked at me. "What do you think, Rick?"
"I think that out of
respect to Hope and Joe's friends, I have no wish to embarrass them.
Let everyone enjoy the trip. I can live with it if you can.
You're the one who keeps getting pushed around."
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Marla nodded her head in
agreement. She said, "There's nothing to be
gained by being ugly. Let them sit where they want."
As a result of Marla's decision, Hope and Joe were allowed to join
our group for each meal during the trip.
No one was told about the problem. Hope and Joe joined us on
other occasions as well. They were on the periphery of one group activity after
another. They never participated, but they were always in the
background watching.
Since Hope and Joe made themselves a part of our group,
I can only assume they would
want to have their picture included.
I took this picture myself at dinner one night in preparation for
this story. It remains a complete mystery to me why they
smiled. Were they completely oblivious to how I felt about
their actions? Or did they simply not care what I thought?
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POSTSCRIPT
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Royal Caribbean has
developed a system of incentives designed to lure repeat customers
to book directly with them. This email on the left is a
perfect example of how RCCL offers discounts to past
customers. This is how RCCL bypasses travel agents.
They can discount their fares $100- $200 at
the drop of a hat.
After all, if they don't have to pay a commission,
then they aren't losing any money.
They gain greater control in
the process.
I have little
doubt that RCCL would prefer to lessen their dependence on travel agents.
They would make more money if they could get
customers to book with them exclusively.
The travel agent gets systematically undermined by this
practice.
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You know what?
That is how business in America works. It is called
'competition'. They are looking out for their own interests.
And you know what?
That said, Marla and I have the right to fight back.
We are not helpless. We have something that Royal Caribbean
can't take away from us - Group Cruise trips are very popular.
We have
been told time after time how much people enjoy to taking vacations
with our groups.
Look at it this way - If the guest wants to hang out with friends,
that opportunity is always there. But if a guest wants
to be alone, he or she has that choice too! On a Group Cruise, you have
the best of both worlds. Go where you want to go, be with whom
you want to be. Enjoy the advantages and safety of a large group and
disappear whenever you want to be alone.
This is a very valuable card that Marla and I hold.
But we have to protect that card. Most people understand our
position and are very loyal. But not everyone...
The lure of savings is very powerful.
I remember one man who showed up for our Pre-Cruise Meeting who had
not signed up for the 2003 trip. At the time, I couldn't
figure out what was going on. Maybe he was coming to
pick up some tickets for a friend. Who knows? Since I
liked him, I didn't mind him being there. So I didn't give it
another thought.
When the ship sailed, I was surprised to see him show up for one of
our dance events. Where did he come from?
So I asked him what was going on. He explained he had signed
up with another travel agent to save a whopping $20 for him and
another $20 for his son.
This saved $40, but Marla was out $250 in commission.
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Some people
will bypass us to save a couple dollars.
(Previous incidents)
The incident
with Hope and Joe should put to rest any doubts that we are
correct in our conclusion.
Their actions
prove there are people who are willing to bypass Marla to
save $20 or to get their benefits, then try to piggyback our
group anyway. As a result, we have no choice but to stand firm on
our willingness to exclude people from the group.
Hope and Joe didn't want to play by our rules. We said no, but
our authority meant nothing to them. They were going to do it
their way whether we liked it or not. So they went behind
our backs to get seated with our group. I hope it was worth it
to them.
So, from now on, even if means we have to be nasty about it,
we will stick to our guns.
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Hook it or Book it
– to be a part of our group, you
must book with Marla. It isn’t fair to her to go to all the
trouble to book this trip only to see people give their
commissions to other agents.
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A FUNNY COINCIDENCE
By chance, there was another couple on our trip who initially
did the same thing as Hope - book this cruise with someone else.
Like Hope and Joe, they were experienced cruisers who had likely
accrued similar credits. Perhaps they booked elsewhere to take
advantage of these credits.
This couple learned about our trip one night when they visited the
studio for our Friday Night Western Dance. I happen to like
both of these people. In fact, they actually met at my studio
at a New Years Party. I asked the lady to
dance. As we danced, we also chatted. The lady mentioned they
had just returned from a Mediterranean cruise. Now we had
something in common so we talked about cruises. The next thing you
know, she and her husband were interested in going with us on the
New England cruise.
The following day, the lady contacted Marla. After a game of
phone tag, she and Marla got a chance to discuss the details.
Satisfied that it would be a fun experience, the couple decided to go.
But they bypassed Marla and booked the cruise elsewhere - perhaps
directly with Royal Caribbean like Hope did.
Then she got back to Marla for seating with the group. That is
when she learned that she and her husband would not be allowed to
join the SSQQ group. Marla could tell on the phone she was
disappointed. The lady thought about it for a while and
probably talked it over with her husband. A few days later she
changed her mind. First she canceled her reservation and then
she asked Marla to book it instead.
Marla was very grateful. So was I. I was very touched by
the kind gesture of this couple.
In life, there is a right way to do things and there is a wrong way
to do things.
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